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Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Garbage with awesome american beards! :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CJBuUwd0Os

Where is Vilerat? :(

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
"MIchael Bay" can kiss my butt, imho

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
wheres the scene where there are 10000 american civilians inside the embassy that could easily be saved and it cuts to obama laughing maniacally and refusing any military defense of the place and also no embassies were ever attacked during bushs term in office

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
Michael Bay's latest sub bass rumbling masterpiece of poo poo. It's like a lovely version of Michael Mann directing Delta Force.

Trot_to_Trotsky
Dec 9, 2000
Must... Destroy... Capitalism...
Grimey Drawer
my favorite part of the movie is where they kill some terrorists in slow motion and then the music swells and then an old white guy shoots a bunch of people in a crowded movie theater to show the feminists and liberals who's boss

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
second trailer is better imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugY6HNLOCo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

more like michael gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

rip vilerat a noble goon, imperial diplomat functionary irl and in the video game EVE Online, a massively multiplayer online game

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
looking for that dragon tatoo

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Michael Bay? MICHAEL BAY.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
tbh id rather watch a pre-menopausal hillary clinton mestrate

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
optimus prime gonna rip those terrorists a new one

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I'd rather eat a plate of cheese and crackers than watch Michael Bay's movie.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
where are the transforming robot cars?

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
vilerat to be portrayed by billy corgan? interesting move there, mr bay.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Does whoever is playing vilerat have the viletat in the movie?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hell Yeah posted:

more like michael gay

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Demonachizer posted:

Does whoever is playing vilerat have the viletat in the movie?

yes and the high speed elite operators comment on how wicked sick it is while one of those 360 pans with lens flare happens around it

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4172430/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

Wesley Ellul ... Nerdy Computer CIA Staffer


lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

casting call, were looking for a bald looking dorky dude to audition for a 3 minute scene where he dies of smoke inhalation in a small room with the american ambassador

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im an internet poster so i hate michael bay because his movies are for dumb people unlike comic book superhero movies

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

TEAYCHES posted:

casting call, were looking for a bald looking dorky dude to audition for a 3 minute scene where he dies of smoke inhalation in a small room with the american ambassador
awwww :( too far

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im an internet poster so i hate michael bay because his movies are for dumb people unlike comic book superhero movies

Actually, superhero movies suck too.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
okay but seriously...that dragon tat

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

casting call, were looking for a bald looking dorky dude to audition for a 3 minute scene where he dies of smoke inhalation in a small room with the american ambassador

:eyepop:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the closing credits will be that vid from eve online where the space places change their names in his memory

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

RIP Nerdy Computer CIA Staffer.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Zippy the Bummer posted:

the closing credits will be that vid from eve online where the space places change their names in his memory

hahaha is this a real thing?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Talas posted:

RIP Nerdy Computer CIA Staffer.

thats pretty hosed up

Demonachizer posted:

hahaha is this a real thing?

yup

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i did not know Michael bay was so edgy

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzBGHNzGi8M

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This is as bad as WoW weddings and poo poo.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I'm glad that fag died

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Beef Turret posted:

I'm glad that fag died

The only fag here is the fag within, my friend.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Demonachizer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzBGHNzGi8M

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This is as bad as WoW weddings and poo poo.

hahaha holy poo poo, just clicked this and the ad before the video is the trailer for the benghazi movie, internet is getting way too smart

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Guys that ambassador was a pretty cool guy, hosed up what happened to him and some of his staff.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

rip vilerat a noble goon, imperial diplomat functionary irl and in the video game EVE Online, a massively multiplayer online game

iceland built him a monument. it was a statue of his tattoo

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

gary oldmans diary posted:

wheres the scene where there are 10000 american civilians inside the embassy that could easily be saved and it cuts to obama laughing maniacally and refusing any military defense of the place and also no embassies were ever attacked during bushs term in office

Maybe it'll open with a black screen showing how many embassies have been attacked and the piles of dead US people since 2002.

Then all the Republicans will take their hands off their cocks and burn the theaters down in rage.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

if the viletat isn't in the movie it is untrue to its source material

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Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
*the actor playing vilerat finishes two hours in the makeup chair.*

actor: i think you hosed up the tattoo
makeup lady: nope!

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