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and i had to stand up or it would have gotten in my shorts. unfortunately i had not yet wiped therefore i was forced into wiping standing up which i feel is inadequate compared to sitting down and thus i assumed the Squat position as not to waste tp. which way do you guys prefer to wipe, and why? heres a pic of the ugly bastard 
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Centipedes are the loving worst.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:24
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That's a house centipede and they murder spiders so they're cool with me
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Jul 29, 2015 08:24
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It's pretty cute. You should date it.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:25
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Fuckin earwigs. But do you use wet wipes, OP?
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Jul 29, 2015 08:25
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can this thing climb up walls? need to know if i should sleep with my mouth shut. also the spiders in my house have been helping me get rid of stray bedbugs from a recent infestation. Did you know: a spider will catch other insects and put them in its web but will not eat them if they detect contamination ie pesticide? Nuebot posted:It's pretty cute. You should date it. gay sewer monster posted:Fuckin earwigs. no but ive tried damp tp to avoid chafing my cullo. it gets the grime of the day off at least so its a good post wipe Amorphous Blob fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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Jul 29, 2015 08:27
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Those things love to crawl up urethras and where there is one there is 100. All those things crammed in there, glad I'm not you OP.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:29
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Amorphous Blob posted:can this thing climb up walls? need to know if i should sleep with my mouth shut. also the spiders in my house have been helping me get rid of stray bedbugs from a recent infestation. Worse, they can crawl on the loving ceiling. I've been dive bombed by two of those loving things.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:31
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Infidel Castro posted:Worse, they can crawl in the loving ceiling. I've been dive bombed by two of those loving things. ah gently caress YOU i dont know where it went. i shoulda flushed it instead of playing national geographic
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Jul 29, 2015 08:32
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Gas your house, and this thread, OP.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:32
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i hope a centipede falls in your cherios tomorrow
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Jul 29, 2015 08:35
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pls make human centipede in your house and take pics pls op tia
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Jul 29, 2015 08:41
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porkchop_express posted:pls make human centipede in your house and take pics pls op tia sure gimmie a minute
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Just FYI house centipede facts, they can detach their legs at will and their feet are prone to getting caught in carpets so they'll sometimes just lose all their legs and flail around limbless.
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here ya go Nuebot posted:Just FYI house centipede facts, they can detach their legs at will and their feet are prone to getting caught in carpets so they'll sometimes just lose all their legs and flail around limbless. i hope it does that and my dog eats it so i dont have to do anything
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Jul 29, 2015 08:55
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Amorphous Blob posted:ah gently caress YOU i dont know where it went. i shoulda flushed it instead of playing national geographic no lie, and when you kill it its legs will keep twitching
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Jul 29, 2015 08:56
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Amorphous Blob posted:here ya go Nice dolls, buddy.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:57
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gay sewer monster posted:Nice dolls, buddy. thanks they work well as art models on top of being cool to look at
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Jul 29, 2015 08:58
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Amorphous Blob posted:here ya go now I'm spent
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Jul 29, 2015 08:59
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chilopods are great ya ding
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Jul 29, 2015 08:59
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"Mop your dirty bathroom floor OP!" -bug
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Pick posted:chilopods are great ya ding NERD
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Centipedes typcially mind their own business (eating spiders, bugs, anything smaller than them), except when they're looking for a dark crevice to crawl into and it happens to be the one between your foot and the floor
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Senator Sprinkles posted:"Mop your dirty bathroom floor OP!" youre right ill do that in the morning. im going to sleep so please remember to check the poll cuz i need the statistics for a college degree
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Jul 29, 2015 09:05
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why does everyone wipe sitting down and im the only one that does it standing wtf is wrong with you all? ladies wipe sitting down you bunch of loving ladies
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Amorphous Blob posted:and i had to stand up or it would have gotten in my shorts. unfortunately i had not yet wiped therefore i was forced into wiping standing up which i feel is inadequate compared to sitting down and thus i assumed the Squat position as not to waste tp. which way do you guys prefer to wipe, and why?
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Shirley Crabtree posted:why does everyone wipe sitting down and im the only one that does it standing wtf is wrong with you all? ladies wipe sitting down you bunch of loving ladies
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Shirley Crabtree posted:why does everyone wipe sitting down and im the only one that does it standing wtf is wrong with you all? ladies wipe sitting down you bunch of loving ladies When you're sitting, your cheeks are spread open and you have much easier access to all accumulated poo poo. Standing, you're just smooshing it all up in there and wedging tp in hoping that you get more than you smear around.
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Jul 29, 2015 11:20
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lol if you don't "wipe" your rear end by vigorously twerking against a bath towel.
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Roke. posted:Centipedes typcially mind their own business (eating spiders, bugs, anything smaller than them), except when they're looking for a dark crevice to crawl into and it happens to be the one between your foot and the floor More commonly the space between your eardrum and the pillow.
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Jul 29, 2015 11:21
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The Bible posted:When you're sitting, your cheeks are spread open and you have much easier access to all accumulated poo poo. oh come on you bend over slightly thus opening said cheeks its not that hard
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Jul 29, 2015 11:21
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I saw one of those in my bathroom once and u wouldn't have believed it it looked up at me and said "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort"
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Jul 29, 2015 11:42
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Shirley Crabtree posted:oh come on you bend over slightly thus opening said cheeks its not that hard But what if you have liquid shits, now you are dripping poo poo just to stand.
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pixaal posted:But what if you have liquid shits, now you are dripping poo poo just to stand. then you keep making GBS threads until its all out i mean come on
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Jul 29, 2015 11:58
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gay sewer monster posted:Gas your self, and this thread, OP.
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Jul 29, 2015 13:09
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House centipedes are the worst of all God's creatures.
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Jul 29, 2015 13:56
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clean your filthy shithole op
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Shirley Crabtree posted:then you keep making GBS threads until its all out i mean come on or you can wipe sitting down like a normal person you loving mongoloid
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JebanyPedal posted:I saw one of those in my bathroom once and u wouldn't have believed it it looked up at me and said "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort" I believe it
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Cool secret: if you live in a garden apartment, your walls and floors will be made entirely of house centipedes.
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