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Yolomon Wayne posted:What if you bone a holo-hooker and turn off the holodeck after you finish (in her butt), does your cum appear midair and splash on the ground? Yes. This is a feature, not a bug.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:45 |
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gotta be careful though, a computer can misinterpret your intentions and begin to create a holochild that can fool Datum.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:50 |
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Roger Craig posted:Couldn't you just use the teleporter to send a copy of yourself down, and make disposable away teams? Weren't there 2 Rikers at one point? freak accidents aside no the transporter actually takes your atoms apart into a stream while keeping them coherent, whips them really fast in a particle accelerator and fires them out of an antenna at your beam down site tech manual is pretty clear on that point
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:24 |
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we accidentally teleported commander riker into the planets crust and he died instantly. Fortunately we just teleported together his smashed bits back up here and now he's alive again
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Yolomon Wayne posted:What if you bone a holo-hooker and turn off the holodeck after you finish (in her butt), does your cum appear midair and splash on the ground? On older holodecks maybe, but newer ones allow you to eat food and such which means it's actual replicated food. Replicators can also break down and recycle waste. A proper full feature holodeck would use a combination of forcefields, projections, and transporter/replicator. A top of the line holodeck should let you seemlessly chase an old grizzled prospector through a wild west gold rush town, hunt him, then eat him while enjoying the full flavor of replicated old man meat, and remain full after you leave the holodeck.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:35 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:What if you bone a holo-hooker and turn off the holodeck after you finish (in her butt), does your cum appear midair and splash on the ground? this blue stripe log is relevant to your inquiry
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also might as well post the other one while i'm here: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life/
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:41 |
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quote:My chest never beeps and then says "Ensign Dupree, we are under attack, what do you think the replicator can do." I would say "a whole hell of a lot," because holy crap, it's only like the second most incredible technology ever made. It would be the most incredible, but you can't make a replicator generate forty identical women with giant breasts and insatiable libidos. That's holodeck territory.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:42 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:this blue stripe log is relevant to your inquiry Thanks, that really does answer a few question, smoe of which i would have never asked, but still. Also amazingly fitting avatar/thread combo there.
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