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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Is this a real thing or just something the Internet made up? I have never seen this word except online

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
It's a greeting. Pre-cum to you.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
it's male lube

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

I am Toni Lippi posted:

it's male lube

From the cowper's gland :eng101:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



20-30 seconds

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
It's what I drink every day.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's not real its a myth like the clitoris or the female orgasm

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
usually a fairly transparent little fluid that comes outta your cock when youg et real excited

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

It's what dribbles out when you talk to a girl

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Ladies, you aren't the only ones who get wet when really aroused :wink:

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
It's an anagram for 'Rec Ump'

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Try 'edging' for a month op, you'll find out.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Being a human being is loving great.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

it's what dribbles out when you talk to an elderly man

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
It's when you do really good in pre-Law or pre-Med in college and you're expected to graduate Magnum Cum Laude.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I get a lot of it so if I'm not wearing underwear it looks like I made a little peepee in my trou-trou

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Funny story it's seminal fluid, you can find out all these details and more when you get a prostate exam with a REALLY chatty doctor!

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx
you cant just murder trillions of sperm without accumulating a little ectoplasm

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Joust posted:

It's a greeting. Pre-cum to you.

And a pre-cum to you as well.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

a bay posted:

Is this a real thing or just something the Internet made up? I have never seen this word except online

try having sex :smug:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

More like pre-yum.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
It's a blend of paprika and and cumin.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My precum is smelly and yellow but my actual cum is fresh and pearly white.

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

the cum before the storm

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
The medical term is HPD, or Heavy Petting Dribble.

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
I left some pre cum on your dad's butt before I moved on to putting post cum on your mom's butt.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

dads_work_files posted:

the cum before the storm

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


dads_work_files posted:

the cum before the storm

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

How retarded do you have to be to not know how your own body works?

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
delicious

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Durrr I don't know what all the kinds of cum are because Im a retarded

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
on a related note: why does my mouth get so dry when i think about the time i caught my dad eating my mom's pussy

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Gatekeeper posted:

on a related note: why does my mouth get so dry when i think about the time i caught my dad eating my mom's pussy

dries up in anticipation of filling up with her natural lubricants

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

free cum

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Pre stands for

Posterior rectum entry

It's the cum u use to lube up the posterior

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

dads_work_files posted:

the cum before the storm

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
When I was born my mom cried because she was so happy but also because I had 3 chromosomes and didn't know anything about the cum kinds for men

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
gently caress you a bay

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

a bay posted:

Is this a real thing or just something the Internet made up? I have never seen this word except online

Sorry about your broken dick

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
this thread is post-cum

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