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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
he's actually beta as hell in virtually every movie he's been in

* The Sure Thing - spends the basically the whole movie out-beta'd by a guy who drinks Darjeeling tea while wearing a rollneck
* Stand by Me - is dead
* Say Anything - thinks some elfin fairy boy Peter Gabriel song is the way to a girls heart
*The Grifters - gets the piss kicked out of him
*The Road To Wellville - gets literally cucked
*Grosse Point Blank - can't let go of his childhood sweetheart
*Con Air - wears loving sandals and doesn't kill anyone in a movie where literally everyone kills someone
*Pushing Tin - gets cucked by Billy Bob Thornton
*HIgh Fidelity - Whiny beta manchild who can't let go of the past

and as the icing on the cake: if you remove SA from his name, he'd be called John Cuck ffs

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



He kills some cops in The Bag Men theory destroyed.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Torquemada posted:

if you remove SA from his name, he'd be called John Cuck

:captainpop:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Nelson Mandingo posted:

He kills some cops in The Bag Men theory destroyed.

30 seconds out of a movie where he spends the other 2 hours worrying about a bag in a motel room.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Identity, was a cool movie though

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Torquemada posted:

and as the icing on the cake: if you remove SA from his name, he'd be called John Cuck ffs

:suspense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCIhZfXztzo&t=5s

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jul 29, 2015

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Yeah he's the REO Speedwagon of actors, but much like there always being a time for Keep on Loving You, there's always a time for Con Air.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Don't forget the Ultimate Beta he plays in Being John Malkovich.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Woah, cucked? Beta? Does this guy not realize how many memes there are that say how bad those things are??? It's almost like he doesn't go on the internet, at all

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
loving hell op you do realise the concept of an 'actor' dont you?

he is not the man in the movies he is not literally all these people he is another human being pretending to be these people thats how it works smh

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dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

I use to play counter strike with john cusack so i can confirm he DOES go on the internet

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