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he's actually beta as hell in virtually every movie he's been in * The Sure Thing - spends the basically the whole movie out-beta'd by a guy who drinks Darjeeling tea while wearing a rollneck * Stand by Me - is dead * Say Anything - thinks some elfin fairy boy Peter Gabriel song is the way to a girls heart *The Grifters - gets the piss kicked out of him *The Road To Wellville - gets literally cucked *Grosse Point Blank - can't let go of his childhood sweetheart *Con Air - wears loving sandals and doesn't kill anyone in a movie where literally everyone kills someone *Pushing Tin - gets cucked by Billy Bob Thornton *HIgh Fidelity - Whiny beta manchild who can't let go of the past and as the icing on the cake: if you remove SA from his name, he'd be called John Cuck ffs
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:37 |
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He kills some cops in The Bag Men theory destroyed.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:39 |
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Torquemada posted:if you remove SA from his name, he'd be called John Cuck
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:39 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:40 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:He kills some cops in The Bag Men theory destroyed. 30 seconds out of a movie where he spends the other 2 hours worrying about a bag in a motel room.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:44 |
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Identity, was a cool movie though
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:58 |
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Torquemada posted:and as the icing on the cake: if you remove SA from his name, he'd be called John Cuck ffs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCIhZfXztzo&t=5s ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jul 29, 2015 |
# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:58 |
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Yeah he's the REO Speedwagon of actors, but much like there always being a time for Keep on Loving You, there's always a time for Con Air.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:00 |
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Don't forget the Ultimate Beta he plays in Being John Malkovich.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:15 |
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Woah, cucked? Beta? Does this guy not realize how many memes there are that say how bad those things are??? It's almost like he doesn't go on the internet, at all
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:19 |
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loving hell op you do realise the concept of an 'actor' dont you? he is not the man in the movies he is not literally all these people he is another human being pretending to be these people thats how it works smh
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:36 |
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I use to play counter strike with john cusack so i can confirm he DOES go on the internet
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:23 |