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I want friends, please tell me how to make them because I have only a few. Any small talk tricks of the trade? All suggestions appreciated, thank you and have a great day
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:18 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:24 |
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nazi gold
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:19 |
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just be yourself if that doesn't work you don't deserve friends, better luck next time
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:19 |
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if you are genuinely the lady woman in your av pic i would suggest suck a bunch of willies and see what happens
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:24 |
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Make sure people know how desperately lonely you are.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:28 |
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I met a stripper outside of my apartment once, does that count?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:48 |
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do like your parents did pay them to be your friend
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:48 |
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Show them your small penis, they'll take pity on you and be your friend.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:49 |
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Sucking dicks in general will make you lots of friends. Post an ad on CL casual encounters advertising a blow bang at your house and you'll have more friends than you'll know what to do with
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:52 |
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usually being likable and putting yourself in a situation where you spend an extended amount of time with the same people, such as a job or hobby works.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:54 |
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do an amusing song and dance number
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:59 |
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Neg them on the regs. This will show them that you're "hip" and "with it".
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:10 |
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3d printer
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:12 |
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would you want to hang out with some smelly weirdo that never stops talking about taxidermy and his favorite shape of armpit? if no, than stop talking about warhammer and pokemans all the time and take a shower. (if yes, shoot me a pm)
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:16 |
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People are naturally attracted to others who find enjoyment in life, as opposed to those who are just passing time. Experience life outside your comfort zone while you're young (although it's never too late to start) and acquire a wide variety of interests. This makes you a more well-rounded and interesting person with knowledge about the world and lots of cool stories to tell. If you spend all your time playing video games and watching TV you'll have nothing to offer in a conversation but pop-culture drivel and that will not set you apart from the rabble. hth
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:52 |
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Post thread
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:55 |
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i carry a 3d printer all the way to her house
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:57 |
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Start by being more assertive.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:38 |
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start barbecuing and don't stop til people wander over like "whats tath heavenly aroma"?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:43 |
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Get a service job. You bond pretty quick with your co workers in those kind of jobs. Also, guaranteed decent drug hook ups.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:55 |
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Start smoking crack Also guy saying do a service job has probably the second best advice in the thread (after mine).
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 00:13 |
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if u have to ask the price u can't afford it
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 00:28 |
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i will friend u
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 00:34 |
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I want friends, please tell me how to make them because I have only a few. Any small talk tricks of the trade? All suggestions appreciated, thank you and have a great day You just made one!(kinda) ghlbtsk posted:People are naturally attracted to others who find enjoyment in life, as opposed to those who are just passing time. The being happy and enjoying life is good advice for everything.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 00:58 |
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Hobohemian posted:Get a service job. You bond pretty quick with your co workers in those kind of jobs. Also, guaranteed decent drug hook ups. this. i may not get paid well but i'm pretty sure this job has given me the hookups to score literally anything later in life
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:34 |
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klapman posted:this. i may not get paid well but i'm pretty sure this job has given me the hookups to score literally anything later in life like better pay?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:34 |
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jackyl posted:like better pay? no, the important things, like drugs
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:35 |
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1. get plat 2. click my post history 3. study it 4. talk like me but irl
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:40 |
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First, get fit, because you can't have friends unless you're powerful, then go buy new clothes, and make sure they are stylish, because people look at your wardrobe to see how well you maintain yourself. then, learn all the phrases, there are many to learn and every city/region/culture has their own. Now you're ready, build it up in your head the perfect scenario, go to the bar, tell an awesome joke get drinks bought for you and just rock out the party life. pour your soul into this idea, Stress over this ideal version of you, with friends Now cry to the bouncer who kicked you out for being creepy, cry to him and ask him where to make friends.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:56 |
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suck some dicks
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:16 |
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Gatekeeper posted:1. get plat trip report: got beaten senselessly by some local middle school toughs after saying the word "IRL" both out-loud and phonetically. wouldn't recommend
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:18 |
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Syck & gently caress your own gay rear end in a top hat, OP
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:18 |
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develop an interest join a local club for people who have the same interest ----------------
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:13 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:24 |
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Learn a little bit about different subjects because then people will like you cause you kinda like the same stuff as they do, but they'll also be able to drone on about poo poo you don't care about and that makes people like you if you let them do that or occasionally, it will actually be interesting. that one's a keeper
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