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Everyone in India pretty much squats into a hole in the ground. But isn't that how nature intended? The hose is to wash your bum bum after. People in China poo poo into holes too, but they're a little more social about it. It's a normal thing to do so why are we so private about it? Whilst the Japanese also poo poo into holes usually, I thought this techno-toilet deserved a special mention. This is a Cambodian toilet, you basically poo poo into the river and thus the circle of life continues. German toilets have a 'poop shelf' whereby you can inspect the goods before flushing them goodbye. American toilets are especially wide due to obesity. The water level is also ridiculously high and thus you tend to get a wet arse when you sit on one. And finally we have a nice proper British toilet. Notice the normal water level, just right.
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your pride in your awful country is hilarious to me
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:49 |
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Proud owner of a shitshelf toilet.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:50 |
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American toilets aren't usually wide, and england is only not fat because the food there has no flavor and everyone just sits around drinking tea and eating stale cookies all day talking in stupid accents
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:52 |
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proof of concept posted:your pride in your awful country is hilarious to me well since the flush toilet was pretty much invented by a Brit i.e. Thomas Crapper I think I've got a right to be proud of our toilets.
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George Washington kicked your asses, and we dumped all your lovely tea in the ocean and not even the fish that suck bacteria off of bigger fish would touch it because tea is loving stupid and they would rather eat the stink off of a fish than lovely england tea
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:53 |
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in london you can go on a 'loo tour' which sounds pretty exciting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T48MNlv3ibU
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:54 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:well since the flush toilet was pretty much invented by a Brit i.e. Thomas Crapper I think I've got a right to be proud of our toilets. I meant in general
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:56 |
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so what do u spit it out into one of these?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:56 |
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truly a comprehensive, well researched lovely post. gg OP
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:59 |
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I heard the waste basket by the british toilet is for used toilet paper because their poo poo plumbing & sewers can't handle flushing the stuff? hosed up if true.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:59 |
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Japan
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Sancho posted:I heard the waste basket by the british toilet is for used toilet paper because your poo poo plumbing & sewers can't handle flushing the stuff? hosed up if true. no silly, thats where ladies put their used jam-rags
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:00 |
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Voted Indian toilets because it's much easier to teach your pet to poo poo in a hole in the ground than it is to train them to balance precariously on the edge of a sit down toilet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwUqdj7pOEc
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:00 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:03 |
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What games they got
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:04 |
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When I was wandering around Japantown, I went to the bathroom and they had technotoilets and I was so happy because finally civilization had come to the americas.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:06 |
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it's more about the toilet you don't have so my vote is for Ethiopian: alabaman:
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amityville anus posted:it's more about the toilet you don't have so my vote is for Ethiopian: first gis result for ethiopian toilet i wont lie its not without character
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:10 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Whilst the Japanese also poo poo into holes usually, I thought this techno-toilet deserved a special mention. I hope that plastic shield can be retracted otherwise it's even worse than the German poop shelf.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:12 |
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CoolCat posted:Japan it's 1:11 am and my toilet is presently gently spraying water on my filthy rear end in a top hat japan wins
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:12 |
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japan isnt the only place that has remote bidets and stuff you can buy em on amazon for like 50 bucks
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:13 |
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Bidet question: how do you dry your butt after getting sprayed or do you just walk around with a wet rear end for the rest of the day?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:14 |
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Applewhite posted:Bidet question: how do you dry your butt after getting sprayed or do you just walk around with a wet rear end for the rest of the day? with toilet paper. some more fancy japanese butt washers have built in dryers, but most dont.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:15 |
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Why are Germans so loving weird? Were they this weird before they spent a century getting the everloving hell beat out of them? Poop shelfs JFC
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:16 |
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windex posted:with toilet paper. some more fancy japanese butt washers have built in dryers, but most dont. So with bidets you have to use toilet paper anyway?? What a rip off. This is almost as bad as when I learned that most people who get Lasik surgery end up having to wear glasses after all.
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The Dregs posted:Why are Germans so loving weird? Were they this weird before they spent a century getting the everloving hell beat out of them? Poop shelfs JFC The poop lands onto a bone dry shelf and then you need to flush it a bunch of times for it to slide off. I think its a good idea if you need check your poop regularly for dietary reasons.
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Applewhite posted:So with bidets you have to use toilet paper anyway?? What a rip off. This is almost as bad as when I learned that most people who get Lasik surgery end up having to wear glasses after all. drying your rear end and wiping your rear end are totally different things buddy. every time i go back to the US i am reminded of how uncivilized us barbarians are. vvv the high setting on most washlets in japan is basically sandblasting mode vvv
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Applewhite posted:So with bidets you have to use toilet paper anyway?? What a rip off. This is almost as bad as when I learned that most people who get Lasik surgery end up having to wear glasses after all. I'd need like 2400psi to clean my rear end properly with only water
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windex posted:drying your rear end and wiping your rear end are totally different things buddy. thats a good point actually, we wash and dry our hands so why do we skip the washing process with our arses we must have some dirty arses
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:20 |
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danish toilets are the best
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:21 |
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I wanna play a game of Heroes of the Storm on those GamerToils It's like the perfect time 20-30min for a game the ideal making GBS threads duration.
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Shirley Crabtree posted:thats a good point actually, we wash and dry our hands so why do we skip the washing process with our arses we must have some dirty arses
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Shirley Crabtree posted:The poop lands onto a bone dry shelf and then you need to flush it a bunch of times for it to slide off. I think its a good idea if you need check your poop regularly for dietary reasons. Do any German fixture makers manufacture those gross ones anymore? All of the ones I've seen are older while the newer ones are the normal hole-in-the-middle design that you see everywhere else. Also the siphonic toilets in the US are garbage. The wash-down toilets in the rest of the world are basically impossible to clog unless you literally poo poo an actual brick into it. The_Franz fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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The_Franz posted:Also the siphonic toilers in the US are garbage. The wash-down toilets in the rest of the world are basically impossible to clog unless you literally poo poo an actual brick into it. I don't understand your toilet physics terminology, so I withhold opinion
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:27 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:well since the flush toilet was pretty much invented by a Brit i.e. Thomas Crapper I think I've got a right to be proud of our toilets. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock.
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The Dregs posted:Why are Germans so loving weird? Were they this weird before they spent a century getting the everloving hell beat out of them? Poop shelfs JFC That style of toilet is all over France and The Netherlands and Belgium too. No mention of the Ozzie toilet? They invented the half-flush because they very little water there. It makes a lot of sense.
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