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CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

*wears student ID and keys around lanyard*

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Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

*has sex with like 40 different people*

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
*leaves door open as per advice of forum posters on something awful dot com*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*becomes a communist*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hey guys, make room for my Pulp Fiction and Che posters!

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

*sleeps through 10am class*


*skips 12pm class because it looks like rain*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
"i'm gonna get laid so much!" gets kicked out of school for raping another student

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hi! My name is....and The Boondock Saints is my favorite movie, you might not have heard of it but it's the best!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
A fresh start in a new city where people don't know I'm a huge awkward nerd.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Imma poo poo myself

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Mad Monk posted:

Hi! My name is....and The Boondock Saints is my favorite movie, you might not have heard of it but it's the best!

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Check out my poster of those girls from Tatu totally makin' out. Pretty sweet, huh? :smuggo:

*tries marijuana*

*smokes all day everyday*

*fails every one of his CS classes*

*takes a semester off and then re-enrolls as a Communications major*

*continues smoking weed and enjoying the best years of his life before the misery of adulthood*

Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff
Time to take a bunch of drugs and skip class regularly!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
*slightly adjusts pants*

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
*blinks a few times*

*continues breathing normally*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*gets super high because of low towlerance*

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
*walks around looking lost in the completely wrong area of the campus*

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

amityville anus posted:

*gets super high because of low towlerance*

*suffers marijuana-anxiety induced panic attack, insists it was "laced with something"*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Who wants to come over? I've got some molly and a couple of Dane Cook DVDs!

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

jiharlequinade posted:

*suffers marijuana-anxiety induced panic attack, insists it was "laced with something"*

IMAGINE IF YA FIRST BLUNT HAD U FOAMIN AT THE MOUF

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
*blinks more*

*continues breathing*

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

*goes to class wearing sweatpants*

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I didn't go to college :smug:

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
*kills parents, votes for bernie*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Picks up girls by asking them "What's your major?"

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
*puts up bob marly tapestry in window*

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
suffers nervous breakdown after high school girlfriend sleeps with guy who lives across the hall in the dorms

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

*gets high*

*plays rocket soccer*

repeat

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

*gets genital warts*

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

*drinks a liter of vodka and 15 beers in 1 hour*


*dies*

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

*donates allowance to Bernie Sanders*

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Pulvis Sumus posted:

Check out my poster of those girls from Tatu totally makin' out. Pretty sweet, huh? :smuggo:

*tries marijuana*

*smokes all day everyday*

*fails every one of his CS classes*

*takes a semester off and then re-enrolls as a Communications major*

*continues smoking weed and enjoying the best years of his life before the misery of adulthood*

*doesn't do anything computer science related*

*doesn't have a miserable adulthood*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
*buys poster of John Belushi in that COLLEGE sweater*

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

*buys poster of John Belushi in that COLLEGE sweater*

you sound really cool we should totally hang out (in a straight way im not gay bro)

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
*vapes*

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD (for the better in my short sighted mind [banning guns and bad haircuts i am JUST SO RANDOM])

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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*experiments with gay sex*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

*buys poster of John Belushi in that COLLEGE sweater*

*wears t-shirt that says COLLEGE* Nice poster bro, wanna go and pick up some strange?

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM

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