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*wears student ID and keys around lanyard*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:55 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:11 |
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*has sex with like 40 different people*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:57 |
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*leaves door open as per advice of forum posters on something awful dot com*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:58 |
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*becomes a communist*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:58 |
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Hey guys, make room for my Pulp Fiction and Che posters!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:59 |
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*sleeps through 10am class* *skips 12pm class because it looks like rain*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:59 |
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"i'm gonna get laid so much!" gets kicked out of school for raping another student
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:01 |
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Hi! My name is....and The Boondock Saints is my favorite movie, you might not have heard of it but it's the best!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:01 |
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A fresh start in a new city where people don't know I'm a huge awkward nerd.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:01 |
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Imma poo poo myself
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:03 |
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Mad Monk posted:Hi! My name is....and The Boondock Saints is my favorite movie, you might not have heard of it but it's the best!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:04 |
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Check out my poster of those girls from Tatu totally makin' out. Pretty sweet, huh? *tries marijuana* *smokes all day everyday* *fails every one of his CS classes* *takes a semester off and then re-enrolls as a Communications major* *continues smoking weed and enjoying the best years of his life before the misery of adulthood*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:04 |
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Time to take a bunch of drugs and skip class regularly!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:04 |
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*slightly adjusts pants*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:05 |
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*blinks a few times* *continues breathing normally*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:05 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:05 |
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*gets super high because of low towlerance*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:06 |
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*walks around looking lost in the completely wrong area of the campus*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:06 |
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amityville anus posted:*gets super high because of low towlerance* *suffers marijuana-anxiety induced panic attack, insists it was "laced with something"*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:08 |
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Who wants to come over? I've got some molly and a couple of Dane Cook DVDs!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:09 |
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jiharlequinade posted:*suffers marijuana-anxiety induced panic attack, insists it was "laced with something"* IMAGINE IF YA FIRST BLUNT HAD U FOAMIN AT THE MOUF
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:09 |
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*blinks more* *continues breathing*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:10 |
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*goes to class wearing sweatpants*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:17 |
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I didn't go to college
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:20 |
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*kills parents, votes for bernie*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:22 |
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Picks up girls by asking them "What's your major?"
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:22 |
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*puts up bob marly tapestry in window*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:23 |
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suffers nervous breakdown after high school girlfriend sleeps with guy who lives across the hall in the dorms
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:24 |
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*gets high* *plays rocket soccer* repeat
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:24 |
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*gets genital warts*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:25 |
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*drinks a liter of vodka and 15 beers in 1 hour* *dies*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:26 |
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*donates allowance to Bernie Sanders*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:31 |
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Pulvis Sumus posted:Check out my poster of those girls from Tatu totally makin' out. Pretty sweet, huh? *doesn't do anything computer science related* *doesn't have a miserable adulthood*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:35 |
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*buys poster of John Belushi in that COLLEGE sweater*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:36 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:*buys poster of John Belushi in that COLLEGE sweater* you sound really cool we should totally hang out (in a straight way im not gay bro)
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:41 |
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*vapes*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:41 |
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I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD (for the better in my short sighted mind [banning guns and bad haircuts i am JUST SO RANDOM])
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:42 |
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*experiments with gay sex*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:42 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:*buys poster of John Belushi in that COLLEGE sweater* *wears t-shirt that says COLLEGE* Nice poster bro, wanna go and pick up some strange?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:43 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:11 |
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CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:43 |