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Sufficient posted:*gets kicked out of campus-housing first month in for partying too much* yea
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Jul 30, 2015 20:12
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*thinks a print of a Klimpt painting will make me look like an individual*
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Jul 30, 2015 20:13
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*what was 9/11?*
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Jul 30, 2015 20:33
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FuriousGeorge posted:*assures dad he's just there to get the degree and not be brainwashed by faggy liberal professors* *is already a faggy liberal*
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Jul 30, 2015 20:34
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*Steps out of lecture hall* *removes shirt*
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Jul 30, 2015 20:35
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Who the gently caress leaves their door open? If you want to be social in college you leave the loving room, the only time you're in your room should be when you need to buckle down and work/sleep. That's kind of the point.
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Jul 30, 2015 20:35
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WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SHOWER CADDY, BRENT
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Jul 30, 2015 20:39
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Whoa, I only have one class a day for 3 hours in the evening!? College is loving sweet, I'm sleeping in tomorrow. *come Christmas break* What the gently caress is up with my GPA?!
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Jul 30, 2015 20:54
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*Keeps trying to imitate Lewis Black while wearing a dumb hat one would win in a carnival game and doesn't understand why the hippie chicks don't find him attractive*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:00
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*commits suicide*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:08
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*discovers room mates poop sock*... this is going yo be a long year
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Jul 30, 2015 21:10
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*prints off 10,000 posters for organised vegan crunk night* *gives up after 5 people turned up at week 1*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:11
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*writes ten page research paper night before*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:16
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Naerasa posted:*leaves door open as per advice of forum posters on something awful dot com*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:18
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*joins anime club* *guzzles mtn dew at every opportunity*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:19
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*buys a frisbee*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:26
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*finishes first year* *fucks incoming freshmen every semester*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:32
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*still a virgin*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:42
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*squanders youth*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:43
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*suffers through 3 years of crippling anxiety and depression* *shoots up school campus 3 weeks before graduation*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:44
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*puts up beer pong rules poster* or if you're a girl, *be the change you want to see poster*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:52
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falls asleep during class, has wet dream, tries to inconspicuously cover jizz stain when leaving the lecture hall
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Jul 30, 2015 21:55
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*lives* *laughs* *loves*
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Jul 30, 2015 21:55
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Glasgow Kiss posted:*writes ten page research paper night before* gently caress 1 hour to go and only 8 pages *changes all periods to size 16* *increases margin size juuuust so slightly* Still need another half page! *adds half page block quote containing half sentence of relevant information* PERFECT!
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Jul 30, 2015 21:56
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Upon discovering school has torrent related ports blocked spends afternoon reading guides on how to use irc to download anime from bots.
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Jul 30, 2015 21:57
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Nooner posted:gently caress 1 hour to go and only 8 pages A friend's wife is a community college lit professor, he has a BINGO card for poo poo like this
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Jul 30, 2015 21:58
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believes being in college means something
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Jul 30, 2015 22:01
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Gaunab posted:believes being in college means something I means "time to have a lot of fun for 4-5 years so you can make on average $1000000 more than your non college educated peers over a life time!"
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Spends the week of welcome pirating stuff because no one else is sharing the connection and you've never seen download speeds this high before.
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