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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
asking for a friend

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Your mom's poop is fine to eat, yes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
define safe

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
don't sign your thread titles

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
not YOUR girlfriend's

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I've been told you can eat it like groceries.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
its dangerous NOT to eat it

Has something to do with gut flora and maintaining balance

Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff
It is 100% safe to eat imaginary poop.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
triple dog dick dare ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdT3tn1lWZo

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

not YOUR girlfriend's

sorry, " is it safe to eat you are girlfriends poop?"

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Only if you're in love

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
if ur love is true
no poop can harm u

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
not at first, but eventually you'll build immunity

So just keep shoveling your girlfriends poop down your gullet soldier

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kill ur galfred

MrFkingGrimey
Jul 12, 2015

This is not where I parked my car.
She has to eat your poop first so that when you eat her poop technically it will be your left over poop coming through her then it will be safe.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




yes, you will gain her powers

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Melmac posted:

Your mom's poop is fine to eat, yes.

LMAO! how would YOU know!?!

G-R-O-S-S GROSS

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
Wait till OSHA gets wind of THIS thread !!!!!!

Casio_knight
Jul 26, 2015

Baxter posted:

its dangerous NOT to eat it

Has something to do with gut flora and maintaining balance

that's true but you have to eat family members for the genetic match. unless your gf is your full-blood sister as well then that would be ok.

and your meant to spoon it up your butt op, not eat it!!!

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
Eat da poo poo!

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