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AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
"I am a 'rebel!' I bought a consumer product that I center my life around, and ride around on the government sponsored highways. I hate the government though, because sometimes it helps ni..."


-every 'biker.'

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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I want to start my own biker gang with Devil Satan or some other dark evil sounding words.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

"I am a 'rebel!' I bought a consumer product that I center my life around, and ride around on the government sponsored highways. I hate the government though, because sometimes it helps ni..."


-every 'biker.'

nipples?

nincompoop?

finish the loving word

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Sure am glad all those returning sailors from ww2 spontaneously created 'motorcycle clubs' that universally excluded women and allowed the men to just have some good old fashioned bro time

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
yeah but :30bux: :30bux: :30bux: :30bux: :30bux: :30bux: :30bux: :30bux:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Shirley Crabtree posted:

nipples?

nincompoop?

finish the loving word

Naggers?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Bikers are too loud and drive like assholes. I dont like them

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
I can vouch for OP I am a biker this is what I believe

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
umm but meth and statutory rape are both cool things???? how does adding "motorcycle" into the mix suddenly equal = dumb??

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Shirley Crabtree posted:

nipples?

nincompoop?

finish the loving word

Nigeria?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Harley Davidsons are incredibly overpriced

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

boom boom boom posted:

Harley Davidsons are incredibly overpriced

they are poo poo

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i call them hardly ablesons lol

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Jap bikes are cool tho

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
most bikers are gay with all that leather and assless chap stuff

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Tony Homo posted:

I want to start my own biker gang with Devil Satan or some other dark evil sounding words.

my biker gang is called the Diet Sodas and we're all super nice guys

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
You could replace "bikers" with "PC gamers", "people who knit", or pretty much any hobby or interest. Long story short, shut the gently caress up, OP.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I get it dude, you bike, you don't need to wear your spandex and helmet inside the bar you biked to, I get it.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
lol at grown men in leather who like to ride giant vibrators.

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

BigBoss posted:

You could replace "bikers" with "PC gamers", "people who knit", or pretty much any hobby or interest. Long story short, shut the gently caress up, OP.

Biker spotted.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Please stop being hate-filled losers, GBS.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its a jeep thing you wouldnt understand

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Spanish Manlove posted:

I get it dude, you bike, you don't need to wear your spandex and helmet inside the bar you biked to, I get it.

i work on the type of hyper-gentrified street that has a constant stream of old cyclists in spandex with their balls all flopping over between like 6 and 10 am every single day as they roll in on 5-10k carbon bikes

it will be fun to be 60 and have no more shame

e: yeah they do the dental mirrors on their helmets and poo poo

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
bikers are racist but also grow full beards like it says to do in the quran so whats the deal ???

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
You know nothing of the underworld OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

i disagree. they are cool and fun guys.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im not too angry about bikers, honestly

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

BigBoss posted:

You could replace "bikers" with "PC gamers", "people who knit", or pretty much any hobby or interest. Long story short, shut the gently caress up, OP.

:whitewater:

Prowler
May 24, 2004

"Sorry, I can't date you. My father is in the Hells Angels and he would kill us both if I went out with you."

Someone told me they were surprised to hear that bikers are generally racist and her only reference was Sons of Anarchy. ...which starred a historically racist biker gang with no black people.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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im pretty sure there are black biker gangs here in denver, i see brothers with these SUPER CLEAN goldwings cruising around in twos to fives all the time. they look like they're having a great time.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

most bikers are gay with all that leather and assless chap stuff

Sounds cool to me.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Shirley Crabtree posted:

nipples?

nincompoop?

finish the loving word

Nil per os. Bikers get a lot of surgery.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
heh, i'm in a bike club. it's pretty fun and the average person assumes you're dangerous and an rear end in a top hat. bike clubs own get hosed losers :boom:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm in a triker gang. We ride behind the bikers. My trike has a power seat, LEDs for dayz, a stereo and a diet Pepsi dispenser. Plus the balance and stability trikes are famous for.

There's also reverse trikers who ride behind us.

See you at Sturgis!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Bikers were p cool then they became a bunch of drunken morons who deal lovely weed and then get murdered because lol biker wars.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Darth123123 posted:

most bikers are gay with all that leather and assless chap stuff

all chaps are assless, bro.

:quagmire:

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Keg posted:

Please stop being hate-filled losers, GBS.

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