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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

like... i want to suck some dicks but super groomed ones not like some rank rear end three olives dick. i love women and vaginas too and boobs are great and ladies smell nice. but some really well groomed dicks would be good too.

i dunno i just dont feel gay but maybe kinda gay just not like full gay.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

theres only 1 way to find out

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
wait three olives is gay??

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
when obama makes it mandatory to marry a transexual you can have the best of both worlds, op

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
half gay. so what.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
if you think you aren't gay you'll figure out that you are soon enough

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

who in tha gently caress knows??

here is a crawdad to ease ytour troubled soul

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm super tired and need sleep so I can't say for sure OP you might want to ask someone else

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

if any of you dudes have a super clean dick and it's on the big side hit me up i might suck it

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

no garbage dicks

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

fyodor posted:

no garbage dicks


Tricky D posted:

half gay. so what.

too late :tinfoil:

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
op your about as gay as a window but not quite as gay as a chimney

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

fyodor posted:

no garbage dicks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

good luck with that OP

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I think dicks are pretty erotic in a vacuum but the idea of copulating with a man does not do anything for me. I guess transsexuals are the way to go for these things

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
It's not gay if the balls don't touch (your chin).

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


One cock rule.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

one cock to cuck them all

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i'm about to be gay.


i've been gay.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
gonna play with my titties and suck your dick till you're 0% gay and slip a pinky in your butt right before u cum to plant the seeds of 5% doubt


thanks ~Salmiakki~

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

whoflungpoop posted:

gonna play with my titties and suck your dick till you're 0% gay and slip a pinky in your butt right before u cum to plant the seeds of 5% doubt

rape

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Studies show that not only is the OP's mentality common, but it is so common that once transexual technology reaches the point where chicks with dicks are actually attractive the human race will literally die out because dicks+boobs =awesome.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
if you care about humanity's future vote republican

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Bisexuality still a myth :negative:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Studies show that not only is the OP's mentality common, but it is so common that once transexual technology reaches the point where chicks with dicks are actually attractive the human race will literally die out because dicks+boobs =awesome.

Wait, where do vaginas fit into all of this?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

DaveSplitter posted:

Wait, where do vaginas fit into all of this?

In this nothing gets fit into vaginas.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

facebook jihad posted:

I think dicks are pretty erotic in a vacuum but the idea of copulating with a man does not do anything for me. I guess transsexuals are the way to go for these things

what about a femboi twink??

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it's only gay if your taking it

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Tell me about your father OP.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
vaginas are pretty gay when you think about it

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

ScratchAndSniff posted:

if you care about humanity's future vote republican

*repeately votes for demoncRats*

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

DaveSplitter posted:

Wait, where do vaginas fit into all of this?

It's all B holes.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Snatch Duster posted:

If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

Bridge-builder has built a thousand bridges and no cocksucker has sucked one dick.

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

I think these days it's only gay if you fantasize about kissing a man on the lips.

That's some gross poo poo. I'd rather suck two dicks.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm 23% gay and rising

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I hope you find sexual satisfaction OP. You're one of the good ones.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

no op you can round the gay down

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

fyodor posted:

like... i want to suck some dicks but super groomed ones not like some rank rear end three olives dick. i love women and vaginas too and boobs are great and ladies smell nice. but some really well groomed dicks would be good too.

i dunno i just dont feel gay but maybe kinda gay just not like full gay.

gay is a state of being as well as a sexuality, and you are gay as hell.

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