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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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It was all over the fuckin place 20 years ago. I remember not being able to go to a Gas station or department store that wasn't selling that poo poo in everything from fruit-pies , the toy aisle and even those machines you'd put a quarter in and crank the handle. poo poo could stain up anything you put it on too. I put some on my sister's Barbie doll once and it ruined that thing's hair forever. Memories, man. Fuckin memories

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Vanilla Ice was popular around the same time. He even wrote and performed a song for the movie. Nostalgia is fun.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
go ninja go ninja go

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I do, I also remember that poo poo only lasting for like a week before it was dried out and worthless.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Pitdragon posted:

I do, I also remember that poo poo only lasting for like a week before it was dried out and worthless.

Just like your mom's p***y

Remember mom jokes!?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I would totally eat a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie right now.

"Fresh from the sewers to you!"

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
ooze
flubber
ectoplasm
slime
cum

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I begged and begged my father to purchase an ooze kit for me

he said nothing as he removed his belt and began to whip me around my upper back

each time the buckle hit my tender pre-pubescent skin i shrieked in pain, sobbing uncontrollably as I struggled to understand why the one man who should be my protector, my guardian, was assaulting me

then I woke up in a puddle of jizz

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
GAK

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I remember it was the most disappointing toy of my entire life. The commercial where shredder gets dumped on made it look so cool. That is the moment i became a communist for i knew the free market could not be trusted.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
i remember a time in the 80s when we had to use cassettes or wait to hear a song on the radio

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
aquadots

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
that drink that was mostly slime that had balls suspended in it (like ur mom)

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

GAK was cool, also it's pretty drat easy to just make yourself

naem
May 29, 2011

I remember thing from time

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Pitdragon posted:

GAK was cool, also it's pretty drat easy to just make yourself

poor spotted

naem
May 29, 2011

Thing was good, I have feelings

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Jeff Sichoe posted:

poor spotted

lmao if you and your friends never had the joy of having enough gak to fill up a cooking pot

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I remember being able to walk to school as a kid

not like kids these days who get raped to death by thugs according to the news

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Jeff Sichoe posted:

I remember being able to walk to school as a kid

not like kids these days who get raped to death by thugs according to the news

itym blacks

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Pitdragon posted:

GAK was cool, also it's pretty drat easy to just make yourself

But can you SMELL MY GAK??

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Jeff Sichoe posted:

poor spotted

Don't GAKshame. It is the height of unchill.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib


pretty hot

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Manifest posted:

I would totally eat a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie right now.

"Fresh from the sewers to you!"



I remember having these. they weren't very good.

The hostess lemon and apple pies were far better.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
90s nostalgia should have its own forum. Make it happen, mods!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Manifest posted:

I would totally eat a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie right now.

"Fresh from the sewers to you!"



These were amazing

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ninja turtle ooze
ghostbusters slime
nickelodeon gak

all smells like lube.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

The Goatfather posted:

ninja turtle ooze
ghostbusters slime
nickelodeon gak

all smells like lube.

Same w your mothers butthole

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

The Goatfather posted:

ninja turtle ooze
ghostbusters slime
nickelodeon gak

all smells like lube.

Um maybe you missed my link but they make make gakbthat smells like bacon and stinky shoes and garbage now

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Pizza.


I loving hated pizza as a kid.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pitdragon posted:

I do, I also remember that poo poo only lasting for like a week before it was dried out and worthless.



Booblord Zagats posted:

Just like your mom's p***y


spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ninja Turtles made me fall in love with America, Pizza, Ooze, and whatever else you wanted to peddle.

I remember having a little grey (trashcan?) of that green ooze and it made farting noises when you squished it.

My aunt got it me from her holiday in America. I was the happiest kid ever.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I remember a commercial for a He-Man castle that oozed on He-Man

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHncoxvxRO8

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

spud posted:

Ninja Turtles made me fall in love with America, Pizza, Ooze, and whatever else you wanted to peddle.

I remember having a little grey (trashcan?) of that green ooze and it made farting noises when you squished it.

My aunt got it me from her holiday in America. I was the happiest kid ever.

You should move to the US. You sound like you would be a good addition.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Manifest posted:

I would totally eat a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie right now.

"Fresh from the sewers to you!"



These fuckers were awesome

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
it tasted horrible and wasn't cool to chew on like a soft bubble gum


gently caress this terrible toy



i had a truck that shot pizzas and it was pretty cool except the pizzas were fake plastic and not actual small pepperoni pies for eating, only drawback to that cool truck

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hobohemian posted:

You should move to the US. You sound like you would be a good addition.

I would love to.

Are you a good looking female with large breasts as my only other option is to prove I can earn $$$$$$$$$$$ and I am too lazy and untalented for that.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I remember the SuperSoaker Cum Gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4yOtuqMplU

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Don't click, the FBI will put you on a list

Gatekeeper posted:

it tasted horrible and wasn't cool to chew on like a soft bubble gum


gently caress this terrible toy



i had a truck that shot pizzas and it was pretty cool except the pizzas were fake plastic and not actual small pepperoni pies for eating, only drawback to that cool truck


My friend had that. His older brother pulled the motor out of it and made it go from powered by 2 C batteries to make it so you could hook it up to one of those big lantern/flashlight batteries. They could leave welts and break dry wall

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