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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
just like people who tan too much

makes you think

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PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
No it doesn't

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
:rip: Michael Jackson

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Ain't nothing wrong with crest white strips on your bung hole - it's just good housekeeping

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

quote:

Long-term use of a whitening cream with topical steroids can lead to hypertension, elevated blood sugar and suppression of the body’s natural steroids, doctors said. Some side effects, like stretch marks, may be permanent.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I'm already white what will happen if I use it

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Why do you care if people want to look different?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
you can see your veins hella well, and one or both of your legs will not be able to jump for 24 hrs

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Are those guys the doctors you quoted? Idgi

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
no but these ones are



here is the article http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/16/health/16skin.html

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Did you ever stop to think that maybe she was wearing black face in the Before photo?

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

hey look the skin whitener worke don his eyes too

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
maybe the truth is somewhere in between

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i'm pretty sure that's lighting and makeup making the difference

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
yeah i think thats more temporary makeup with nicki

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I thought Nicki minaj was rupaul for the longest time

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Uncle Wemus posted:

I thought Nicki minaj was rupaul for the longest time

rupaul is talented tho

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Uncle Wemus posted:

I'm already white what will happen if I use it

you disappear. kinda like the movie where the man is invisible i forget the title

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

a real jerk posted:

you disappear. kinda like the movie where the man is invisible i forget the title

ghost dad

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Uncle Wemus posted:

I'm already white what will happen if I use it

you will become a living prism, and while having no color yourself will spread all of them to your surroundings.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
As a brown penis owner I think I should try wearing geisha makeup for maximum controversy.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

TwoFire posted:

rupaul is talented tho

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Al Cowens posted:

As a brown penis owner I think I should try wearing geisha makeup for maximum controversy.

sounds hot

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Halloween is coming up. Maybe I'll hit up Times Square

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i'm going to be a dracula.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Alucard posted:

Ain't nothing wrong with crest white strips on your bung hole - it's just good housekeeping

lmbo at any bitch who thinks i will eat anything other than a pristine white b-hole

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I support transracials, transgenders, and homosexuals because I am tolerant of other lifestyles. I do not think skin whiteners are hosed up

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I support transracials, transgenders, and homosexuals because I am tolerant of other lifestyles. I do not think skin whiteners are hosed up

I mock all of those, but it's just because I desperately long for the day science can turn me into a 40 year old Asian lesbian

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot
imo human skin should reflect some, but not all, sunlight

naem
May 29, 2011

If I put on skin whitener I'd probably vanish

I'd become incorporeal like the wraiths in lord of the rings

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

TwoFire posted:

rupaul is talented tho
:colbert:

Nicki Minaj posted:

Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
rear end so fat, all these bitches' pussies is throbbin'
Bad bitches, I'm your leader, Phantom by the meter
Somebody point me to the best rear end-eater
I Tell 'im "Pussy clean!" I tell them "Pussy squeaky!"
Niggas give me brain 'cause all of them niggas geeky
If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki
And bust this pussy open in the islands of Waikikiiiiii
Kiss my rear end and my anus, 'cause it's finally famous
And it's finally soft, yeah, it's finally solved!
I don't know, man, guess them rear end shots were off!
Bitches ain't poppin', Google, my rear end
Only time you on the net is when you Google my rear end
Y-y-you fuckin' little whores, fu-fuckin' up my decors
Couldn't get Michael Kors if you was fuckin' Michael Kors
B-B-Big Sean, b-boy, how big is you?
Gimme all yo' money and gimme all yo' residuals
Then slap it on my rear end, rear end, rear end
rear end rear end rear end rear end rear end
rear end rear end rear end rear end rear end
rear end rear end rear end rear end rear end

That's poetry right there

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I like the music of Nicki Minaj.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Uncle Wemus posted:

I'm already white what will happen if I use it

I'm white and I use it. It's a huge thing in make up usually labeled as a "skin brightener" it evens out skin tone and is the main selling point of BB creams.
Oh to answer question it brightens your complexion and helps with sun damage. Was made super popular in Korea

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

ChairmanMeow posted:

I'm white and I use it. It's a huge thing in make up usually labeled as a "skin brightener" it evens out skin tone and is the main selling point of BB creams.
Oh to answer question it brightens your complexion and helps with sun damage. Was made super popular in Korea

I use it to bleach my anus. Years of staining

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