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her name is Doris
she was born in 1943 and that's the kinda name you gave a child then I guess
please feel free to share cool mom facts in this thread
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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My mom is super into whittling.
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Jul 30, 2015 05:12
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- dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!
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my mom helps underprivileged kids and autistics find ways to express themselves through music
that's cool
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Jul 30, 2015 05:57
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my mom jersk me off while i play megaman
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Jul 30, 2015 06:20
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- pogi
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Doris is a pretty good album, OP.
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Jul 30, 2015 07:24
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- Casio_knight
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my mom jersk me off while i play megaman
which megaman is your favorite?
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Jul 30, 2015 08:10
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- dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!
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which megaman is your favorite?
megaMOM!
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Jul 30, 2015 08:15
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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My mom is so old she's 4.5 billion years old, and so is all of your mom, because we're all star children.
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Jul 30, 2015 08:44
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she is one year younger den my grandmama
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Jul 30, 2015 09:01
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My Mum is so old humankind has twice forgotten her face and let her slumber undiscovered with her children.
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Jul 30, 2015 09:47
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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My Mum is so old humankind has twice forgotten her face and let her slumber undiscovered with her children.
Nah we only wish we could forget her face ahahaha
Yer mum's ugly.
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Jul 30, 2015 10:17
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great moms everybody, nice hustle
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Jul 30, 2015 13:02
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she had me in her mid twenties, she's old as gently caress. I rollerblade circles around her, like I do at the roller derby, saying "bet you wish you were teen pregnant huh, GRANDMA" and grind on her dentures
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Jul 30, 2015 13:28
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Right, right.
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My mom shares pictures of Turkish men in facebook. I have no how should I react or deal with that.
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Jul 30, 2015 13:37
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my mom had me when she was 43
which is pretty crazy tbh
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Jul 30, 2015 13:47
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she had me in her mid twenties, she's old as gently caress. I rollerblade circles around her, like I do at the roller derby, saying "bet you wish you were teen pregnant huh, GRANDMA" and grind on her dentures
lol
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Jul 30, 2015 14:23
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*wishing my parents had been teen pregnant*
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Jul 30, 2015 14:24
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great moms everybody, nice hustle
she had me in her mid twenties, she's old as gently caress. I rollerblade circles around her, like I do at the roller derby, saying "bet you wish you were teen pregnant huh, GRANDMA" and grind on her dentures
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Jul 30, 2015 14:32
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yo momma so old she made fun of napoleon's height to his face
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Jul 30, 2015 15:24
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your mom is cool af gsjg, I like her.
I wonder if medical marijuana helps with Parkinson's.
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Jul 30, 2015 15:56
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my mom has a phd in microbiology and is researching a cure for Hepatitis C
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Jul 30, 2015 16:09
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if you want to be really confused and feel stupid ask my mom what she's working on lately bc it's all technical jargon that sounds made up
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Jul 30, 2015 16:11
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if you want to be really confused and feel stupid ask my mom what she's working on lately bc it's all technical jargon that sounds made up
I want to hang out with your mom, I love microbiology
I wish I could've hung out with joke_explainer's mom too, I love geology as well.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:06
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They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
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I want to hang out with megaman hand job mom and by hang out I mean my dong except it's too short to hang very well, when people say to whip it out i'm like "it doesn't really whip it just kind of shimmies a little". what I'm trying to say is that I want a handjob from that dude's mom
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Jul 30, 2015 19:34
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- ChairmanMeow
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guys my mom has some cats also, and makes decent gravy. Some one hang out with my mom, she is very lonely.
V pm sent, thanks
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Jul 30, 2015 22:34
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They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
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would
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Jul 30, 2015 22:35
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we should post momes, or mom memes, in this thread.
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Jul 30, 2015 23:18
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great moms everybody, nice hustle
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Jul 30, 2015 23:21
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