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https://youtu.be/UAKVUgr8_vI Not the team or Brownback mountain. Them real ogre cowboys from da wild west. ninjatang fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jul 30, 2015 |
# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:55 |
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Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider No you don't want nada None of this, gun in this, brotha runnin this, Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya Any damsel that's in distress Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West Rough neck so go check the law and abide Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react, You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at, With all of this, from the start of this, Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name Now who ya gonna call?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:59 |
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i once hosed a goat outside el paso
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:01 |
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poopzilla posted:i once hosed OP's dad outside el paso
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:01 |
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poopzilla posted:i once hosed a goat outside el paso Thats not.... you know what? Good for you!
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:02 |
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paint his wife red then paint the town white ungh
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:02 |
p sure cowboys arent moving all those sheep for nothing
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:03 |
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poopzilla posted:i once hosed a goat outside el paso that's gross for several reasons. el paso is a shithole and that goat isnt a cowboy. it grew up in new york city.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:04 |
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I'll have a sarsaparilla
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:06 |
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I'll have this 17 year old bar wench for the crotch rot i picked up in that underground opium den when a mouse gnawed off my left nut as I was going through the nods ya feel me
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:18 |
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do you think any proto goon guacho ever melted to death in his stagecoach
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:18 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:do you think any proto goon guacho ever melted to death in his stagecoach You guys are taking this in a whole new direction.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:28 |
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i reckon
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:50 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:I'll have this 17 year old bar wench for the crotch rot i picked up in that underground opium den when a mouse gnawed off my left nut as I was going through the nods No.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:09 |
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now come on boys time to get settlin in or ill shoot yer dang peckers off, can't let ya off this time, fraid it's the law
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:11 |
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I'm a cowman
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:17 |
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Darf posted:I'm a cowman Is that what you tell yourself?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:50 |
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this isn't as good as your last thread ninjatang 2'd instead of 3'd
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:00 |
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Gun(s)
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:02 |
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how did i catch camp fever what with all the whiskey in my shits, shouldht that disinfect my poo oh i forgot this is cowboy times and medicine hasnt been invented yet.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:12 |
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in Texas they were called cowpunchers looks like you're all hat and no cattle
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:18 |
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proof of concept posted:in Texas they were called cowpunchers Cowpuncha slick
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:47 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:26 |
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No.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:45 |
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Have you heard the call of the west? He got the high sign so he jumped a bus And along the roads that wind on through The hot Mojave and the Jericho He'd start his whole life anew And what he'd left behind he hadn't valued Half as much as some things He never knew He got dropped off on a street in town Where a grey old man looked him up and down and said "Son this ain't no western movie matinee And you're a long way off from yippee yi yay Cause I can tell at a glance You're not from 'round these parts Got a green look about ya And that's a gringo for starts Sometimes the only thing a western savage understands Are whiskey and rifles and an unarmed man like you." "So you gotta keep on the move And don't let that fancy paint fool you." And then the old-timer pulled him close and said, "You've come a long way, I know You got a longer drive ahead Through the bones of a buffalo Through the claims of the western dead And just like the spokes of a wheel You'll spin 'round with the rest, You'll hear the drums and the brush of steel, You'll hear the call of the west." Call of the west Harshly awakened by the sound of six rounds Of light caliber rifle fire followed minutes Later by the booming of nine rounds from a Heavier rifle But you can't close off the wilderness He heard the snick of a rifle bolt and found Himself peering down the muzzle of a weapon Held by a drunken liquor store owner "There's a conflict," he said. "There's a conflict between land and people The people have to go. They've come all the way out here to make mining Claims, to do automobile body work, to gamble. To take pictures, to not have to do laundry, to Own a mini-bike, to have their own cb radios and Air conditioning, good plumbing for sure, and to Sell time life books and to work in a deli, to Have some chili every morning and maybe, maybe To own their own gas stations again and to take Drugs and have some crazy sex, but above all, Above all to have a fair shake, to get a piece of the Rock and a slice of the pie and to spit out The window of your car and not have the wind blow It back in your face." Now from the high timber line to the deserts dry Who'll risk dangling on some hangman's tree To stake their claims on these prairie plains While they say this lunch is not had for free? Just like the spokes of a wheel Who'll spin 'round with the rest? They'll hear the drums and the brush of steel And I'll hear the call of the west Call of the west
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:15 |
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I wear a cowboy hat. Doesn't make me a cowboy.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as
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