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ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW
https://youtu.be/UAKVUgr8_vI

Not the team or Brownback mountain. Them real ogre cowboys
from da wild west.

ninjatang fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jul 30, 2015

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Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i once hosed a goat outside el paso

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

poopzilla posted:

i once hosed OP's dad outside el paso

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

poopzilla posted:

i once hosed a goat outside el paso

Thats not.... you know what? Good for you!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

paint his wife red
then paint the town white ungh

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
p sure cowboys arent moving all those sheep for nothing

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

poopzilla posted:

i once hosed a goat outside el paso

that's gross for several reasons. el paso is a shithole and that goat isnt a cowboy. it grew up in new york city.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I'll have a sarsaparilla

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I'll have this 17 year old bar wench for the crotch rot i picked up in that underground opium den when a mouse gnawed off my left nut as I was going through the nods

ya feel me

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

do you think any proto goon guacho ever melted to death in his stagecoach

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

do you think any proto goon guacho ever melted to death in his stagecoach

You guys are taking this in a whole new direction.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i reckon

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

I'll have this 17 year old bar wench for the crotch rot i picked up in that underground opium den when a mouse gnawed off my left nut as I was going through the nods

ya feel me

No.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

now come on boys time to get settlin in or ill shoot yer dang peckers off, can't let ya off this time, fraid it's the law

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I'm a cowman

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

Darf posted:

I'm a cowman

Is that what you tell yourself?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
this isn't as good as your last thread ninjatang

2'd instead of 3'd

naem
May 29, 2011

Gun(s)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

how did i catch camp fever what with all the whiskey in my shits, shouldht that disinfect my poo

oh i forgot this is cowboy times and medicine hasnt been invented yet.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
in Texas they were called cowpunchers

looks like you're all hat and no cattle

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

proof of concept posted:

in Texas they were called cowpunchers

looks like you're all hat and no cattle

Cowpuncha slick

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

No.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Have you heard the call of the west?

He got the high sign so he jumped a bus
And along the roads that wind on through
The hot Mojave and the Jericho
He'd start his whole life anew
And what he'd left behind he hadn't valued
Half as much as some things
He never knew

He got dropped off on a street in town
Where a grey old man looked him up and down and said
"Son this ain't no western movie matinee
And you're a long way off from yippee yi yay
Cause I can tell at a glance
You're not from 'round these parts
Got a green look about ya
And that's a gringo for starts
Sometimes the only thing a western savage understands
Are whiskey and rifles and an unarmed man like you."
"So you gotta keep on the move
And don't let that fancy paint fool you."

And then the old-timer pulled him close and said,
"You've come a long way, I know
You got a longer drive ahead
Through the bones of a buffalo
Through the claims of the western dead
And just like the spokes of a wheel
You'll spin 'round with the rest,
You'll hear the drums and the brush of steel,
You'll hear the call of the west."
Call of the west


Harshly awakened by the sound of six rounds
Of light caliber rifle fire followed minutes
Later by the booming of nine rounds from a
Heavier rifle
But you can't close off the wilderness
He heard the snick of a rifle bolt and found
Himself peering down the muzzle of a weapon
Held by a drunken liquor store owner
"There's a conflict," he said.
"There's a conflict between land and people
The people have to go.
They've come all the way out here to make mining
Claims, to do automobile body work, to gamble.
To take pictures, to not have to do laundry, to
Own a mini-bike, to have their own cb radios and
Air conditioning, good plumbing for sure, and to
Sell time life books and to work in a deli, to
Have some chili every morning and maybe, maybe
To own their own gas stations again and to take
Drugs and have some crazy sex, but above all,
Above all to have a fair shake, to get a piece of the
Rock and a slice of the pie and to spit out
The window of your car and not have the wind blow
It back in your face."

Now from the high timber line to the deserts dry
Who'll risk dangling on some hangman's tree
To stake their claims on these prairie plains
While they say this lunch is not had for free?
Just like the spokes of a wheel
Who'll spin 'round with the rest?
They'll hear the drums and the brush of steel
And I'll hear the call of the west
Call of the west

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

I wear a cowboy hat. Doesn't make me a cowboy.

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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as

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