The King of Dragon Pass - You will regret this

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gently caress yeah KODP. I love KoDP.

- Our men and women donned gleaming armour and stood guard with Elmal to protect the celebrants from Orlanth's many enemies.

Because the one in the LP archives I read a few months ago was already drinking the drinks. Mix it up a bit.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Jul 30, 2015

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When Roitina, lady of dance, first did the Clan-making Dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 14:37

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Urox, the Storm Bull

gently caress Ducks. Ducks vs Bull. Bull wins.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 02:05

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Feinne posted:

Because Humakt isn't part of the clan any more. He renounced his ties of family to become Death itself.

Indeed. This is one of those games where Lore and Gameplay mechanics are segregated. Here they are the same thing.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 02:30

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Jenx posted:

Listen you thick headed bastards! If we pick Urox this means we're no better than those filthy nomads to the east in Prax who just wear animal skins and gently caress their steeds. Also they smell bad and are covered in dust!

Is that what you want us to be? You better, because that's where we're heading!

(On a serious note - Urox isn't a bad choice in any way, it's just that Chaos isn't that often a problem from the get go, while food and starvation is. So having an early blessing by Uralda or Ernalda will help you survive long enough to build up your strength and then acquire any blessings you might need from the Storm Bull)

It's not about making the game easy. It's about sending a message.

The message is gently caress DUCKS.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 06:25

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Positive. Dragons are bad rear end, and we are bad rear end.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 07:21

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Puistokemisti posted:

More than we needed, to grow into.
Bigger the area we control, more we need to patrol to keep it safe.

This the bigger we are the MORE WE FIGHT

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 10:19

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Saxton Hale's

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 11:45

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Xiahou Dun posted:

Australi is cool, but I gotta go with Wutang.

Oh yeah changing my vote to Wutang

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 14:30

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Wow this interface is nice. Is that the steam version?

Also I am fairly sure those portraits aren't in my lovely old "backup" version I got a few years ago.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 04:05

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Oh god this looks so much more polished compared to what I'm used to.

Edit: Disappointing that they moved the menu over to the side bar with words though; rather then the pictographs it was before.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 05:20

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"He must first prove himself worthy"

He must complete The Tasks to prove his acceptability:

1) He must buy us a Carton of Gold from Daniel Murhpy the Booze Trader.

2) He must drink the Mighty Large Sack of Goon.

3) He must wrestle a hippo outside the holy Central Linking place.

4) He must throw a stick in such a way that it returns.

5) He must swim into the ocean and kiss a shark on the nose.

6) He must shear a sheep in 5 minuets or less.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 08:03

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Divine the nature of the murder then throw cows at it.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 02:30

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Jenx posted:

Since this came up, I'd like to point out that we do have a Glorantha general thread, so if anyone wants to talk about stuff from the setting that does not directly relate to the ongoing game, you can just do it there.

Woah. They are more then just ducks? We better be ready for the invasion of the Bird people.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 23:20

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GreyjoyBastard posted:

Well, the local ducks are just ducks, but they're on good terms with all manner of beastmen on a... rather less than day to day basis.

As far as the daily grind goes, they're basically Orlanthi with a fondness for Humakt and webbed feet.

Ducks are Hardcore

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 06:00

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Infinitum posted:

Please welcome, Pauline Hanson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwsBv-jjQU

Leadership good is an amazing overstatement. I say we send Pauline Hanson off on a quest to the Cragspider.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 09:17

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Night10194 posted:

Well, obviously, but I've never seen the ducks get hosed with and I'm curious to see how nasty the reprisal is.

Their main god is the personification of death itself.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 01:29

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Haifisch posted:

50 food tribute. We could use the food, and we need to start small with the duckfucking.

I dono about you but when I gently caress ducks I go in with my serious face on. What is you preferred method of duckfucking?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 06:07

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theshim posted:

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Still waiting on that thread title change; literately the best thread title I have seen in ages. All hail the mighty theshim :f5:

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