Sometimes when I go number 2 at work I use the handicapped stall

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maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Luxury popping. Not for every day, mind you, but on special occasions it's a nice treat for me.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:49

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A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

my bathroom at work is a large single person bathroom so every day is like this for me

# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:50

Skarp: Sep 27, 2013

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

my bathroom at work is a large single person bathroom so every day is like this for me

# ? Jul 30, 2015 14:54

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

all toilet stalls should be handicapped-size

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:01

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

i dont use the handicapped stalls cause thats where fat people poop and i dont want my butt to touch fat butt

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:14

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

there's a handicapped stall here and the door gap is like an inch wide and directly in front of the toilet

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:22

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Cat Face Joe posted:

there's a handicapped stall here and the door gap is like an inch wide and directly in front of the toilet

...teh SlenderJohn!! :eek:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:24

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

i dont use the handicapped stalls cause thats where fat people poop and i dont want my butt to touch fat butt

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:26

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

a literal poo poo thread

or is it figurative

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:37

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

literally just got out of pooping in handicapped stall at work

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:38

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

i tried this at work once but it turns out they keep it locked

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:42

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
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Fan Club

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

i tried this at work once but it turns out they keep it locked

you need the key

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:44

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

i work in computers so i take a number 10 :xd:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:50

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i work in computers so i take a number 10

:boothisman:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:55

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

:poothisman:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:57

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i work in computers so i take a number 10

your mom and me 01000101

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:57

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

maniacdevnull posted:

Luxury popping. Not for every day, mind you, but on special occasions it's a nice treat for me.

if you hear popping, luxurious or not, when you go to the bathroom, you should see a doctor right away

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; Can't post for 9 hours!; Slippery Tilde

please, the proper term is ADA Accessible Toilet Stall

the term "handicapped" is known to the state of California to be offensive to some members of the public

we suggest the following alternative terms if "ADA Accessible" is impractical: "HC", "H-Capped", "Re-Re"

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:22

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

the handicapped stall where I work is weird because sometimes the toilet autoflushes when you're still sitting down

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:22

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

sorry I meant handi-capable

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:23

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Silver Alicorn posted:

the handicapped stall where I work is weird because sometimes the toilet autoflushes when you're still sitting down

hang a piece of toilet paper over the sensor

lifehacks

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:25

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

please, the proper term is ADA Accessible Toilet Stall

the term "handicapped" is known to the state of California to be offensive to some members of the public

we suggest the following alternative terms if "ADA Accessible" is impractical: "HC", "H-Capped", "Re-Re"

"re-re" sounds like somebody being extra insulting to retards

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; Can't post for 9 hours!; Slippery Tilde

fyi the h-capped stall isn't like an h-capped parking spot

osha considers it a stall that will be used by all of the building's occupants like any other

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:36

Tatsujin: Apr 26, 2004; EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN

i just poop on a different floor, one of the loving toilets always leaks on our floor so I never bother

all of the door codes on each floor are the same and for the mens it's just the area code the building is in lol

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:37

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

fyi the h-capped stall isn't like an h-capped parking spot

osha considers it a stall that will be used by all of the building's occupants like any other

wow

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:48

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

fyi the h-capped stall isn't like an h-capped parking spot

osha considers it a stall that will be used by all of the building's occupants like any other

yeah i think the only handicapped thing that is really off-limits to non-handicapped people is the parking spot

you don't have to be handicapped to use the stall or press the automatic door opener or walk up the ramp instead of the stairs, etc

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:53

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

i'm told ada ramps and level entrances are one of the main reasons we can have wheeled luggage so accessibility is good for everyone

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:54

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

yeah i think the only handicapped thing that is really off-limits to non-handicapped people is the parking spot

you don't have to be handicapped to use the stall or press the automatic door opener or walk up the ramp instead of the stairs, etc

don't let the ADA mafia hear you

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:56

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

sorry op i've trained myself not to use public toilets

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; Can't post for 9 hours!; Slippery Tilde

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

yeah i think the only handicapped thing that is really off-limits to non-handicapped people is the parking spot

you don't have to be handicapped to use the stall or press the automatic door opener or walk up the ramp instead of the stairs, etc

i use those automatic door openers all the time esp if i'm at the hospital

feels like the future

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:58

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Beeftweeter posted:

sorry op i've trained myself not to use public toilets

its better than going septic

ask tycho brahe

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:11

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

I found a quiet, somewhat hidden bathroom at work and it's very nice

it's my costanza bathroom

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:51

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we suggest the following alternative terms if "ADA Accessible" is impractical: "HC", "H-Capped", "Re-Re"

LOOL

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:10

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

paid for pooping. makes u think

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:12

pram: Jun 10, 2001

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

my bathroom at work is a large single person bathroom so every day is like this for me

same! and i monopolize it for hours for my multiple after coffee poo poo sessions

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:12

Perplx: Jun 26, 2004; Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma; Lipstick Apathy

the handicap bathroom here is the size of an office but the toilet, faucet and soap dispenser are not automatic like the regular one

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:16

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Roosevelt posted:

POOP

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:08

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I pooped in the regular stall today. It makes using the h-capped stall (hat tip to my man hph) seem that much more special.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:09

pram: Jun 10, 2001

the small things that make life worth living

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:10

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; Can't post for 9 hours!; Slippery Tilde

the h-capped stall is big enough to confortably take your pants off w/o removing your shoes

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:11

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