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Liquidated my 401k 5 years ago after my divorce, spent it over the course of 8 months on cocaine and liquor partying around the Lower East Side. Going to drive more and more recklessly the closer I get to 65, vehicular manslaughter / death sounds good at this point.
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i kind of hope that the world goes to poo poo like in the road or the dog stars so i can feel better about having no long term plan
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Jul 30, 2015 20:59
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Shotgun sandwich.
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Jul 30, 2015 21:27
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I've saved money and been responsible through it all, but never expected to live long enough to actually see it. I always assumed a friend of mine would weirdly inherit it or something. But now life is looking better so ???
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Jul 30, 2015 21:31
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City of Tampa posted:I thought that I had a pretty fat 401k, but then someone pointed out that even $100k in a 401k account is only going to be like $400 a month in income when you retire. Have you seen the cost of catfood? Dream on
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Jul 30, 2015 22:27
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I plan on running a giant ponzi scheme when I'm in my fifties and run it out as long as I can. When it's at its peak I'll cut and run and fade into some third world shithole with a Scrooge McDuck sized wad. If global warming really cooks up in my lifetime I'll create a new identity and flea to Russia. Or I'll go to jail. gently caress, even American jail is better than being poor and broke.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:30
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:, even American jail is better than being poor and broke. no
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Jul 30, 2015 22:32
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Basically the OP but without the Viagra. poo poo's expensive yo. Or maybe if we get one of those badass Mad Max apocalypses I'll corner the market on rusty spikes and become the Rusty Spike Monger. Actually mods if you could go ahead and rename me "Rusty Spike Monger" or some variation thereof tia. v On reflection this guy has a good point. v scuba school sucks fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jul 30, 2015 |
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Jul 30, 2015 22:33
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more like rusty trombone monger
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Jul 30, 2015 22:35
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:I plan on running a giant ponzi scheme when I'm in my fifties and run it out as long as I can. When it's at its peak I'll cut and run and fade into some third world shithole with a Scrooge McDuck sized wad. If global warming really cooks up in my lifetime I'll create a new identity and flea to Russia. america jail is bad idiot
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Jul 30, 2015 22:35
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heres a big ol tip: adopt 300 kittens
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Jul 30, 2015 22:36
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Get about 400k worth of rental properties, more if lucky, move to SE Asia.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:36
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death
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Jul 30, 2015 22:44
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trick a near-blind billionaire into thinking i am a beautiful woman, marry him, suck wrinkled dick a couple times, get his money when he dies and lord it over his children who all hate me.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:55
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going to camp on the beach and drink drinks with tiny umbrellas out of pineapples and coconuts op
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Jul 30, 2015 23:58
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Jul 31, 2015 00:10
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i typed those numbers into my cellphone but nothing happened, this is bullshit gently caress
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Jul 31, 2015 00:14
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City of Tampa posted:i typed those numbers into my cellphone but nothing happened, this is bullshit gently caress its a uk number you have to stick a 44 at the front and drop the 0
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Jul 31, 2015 00:15
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I will rob a scandinavian bank either i don't get caught and am rich or i'm caught and sent to funcamp
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Jul 31, 2015 00:15
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prob norway, but i'm open to the others
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Jul 31, 2015 00:16
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Get hit by a drunken cop in a squad car, settle for millions
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Jul 31, 2015 01:13
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If I actually live til retirement age, I will sell my house, get an rv and go see national parks til I die. I will leave it to whoever finds me rotting after a few weeks to push me off a cliff and go out with a fireball.
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Jul 31, 2015 05:45
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I plan to retire when i stop working, thats my plan any way
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Jul 31, 2015 05:46
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I'm gonna play video games.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:17
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Omelette du Fromage posted:I will rob a scandinavian bank City of Tampa posted:i'm going to spend my first social security check on a one-way ticket to Norway, then rob a bank and turn myself in to the police. bitch stop trying to steal my idea
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