Tell me about your retirement plan

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Tell me about your retirement plan

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

I imagine the state will allow me to stay in a tiny single-room apartment in exchange for a couple of organs. Then I'll kill myself.

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Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

At my retirement party I make a big speech and then press a button. I explode and my blood and bits of my body cover everyone in attendance. One of them will probably ingest a part of me and then I possess them and start over. Easy.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 18:29

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