Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

I plan on running a giant ponzi scheme when I'm in my fifties and run it out as long as I can. When it's at its peak I'll cut and run and fade into some third world shithole with a Scrooge McDuck sized wad. If global warming really cooks up in my lifetime I'll create a new identity and flea to Russia.


Or I'll go to jail. gently caress, even American jail is better than being poor and broke.