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Jul 31, 2015 17:43
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 "im gay"
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Jul 31, 2015 17:44
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 "Do you mind? I'm taking a piss."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:46
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 "a topical joke about tablets."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:49
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 "This is nightmarish."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:50
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 "This is what feminism looks like."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:53
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 "No from this angle I wouldn't be able to see the monster."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:54
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 "Hello, Sally. Let's play a game..."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:57
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 "Bootstraps."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:59
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Jul 31, 2015 18:00
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 "Feminazis."
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Jul 31, 2015 18:03
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 "Going down?"
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Jul 31, 2015 18:04
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 "Sharpen these giant pencils for me."
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Jul 31, 2015 18:07
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 "I'm actually hallucinating all this as I die from dehydration in the desert."
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Jul 31, 2015 18:10
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"No, it doesn't look like they remembered the ring. Yeah, I'm gonna have to vote 1." fake-edit: "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
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Jul 31, 2015 18:17
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loquacius posted:"No, it doesn't look like they remembered the ring. Yeah, I'm gonna have to vote 1." Christ: what an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 31, 2015 18:25
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 "What does it say about me that my first thought upon seeing the image of a circle is a man spreading his distended anus at the viewer?"
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Jul 31, 2015 18:37
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I'll have a ginger ale, please.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:43
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 "lol what kind of prison just writes 'jail' on its uniforms?"
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Jul 31, 2015 18:52
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Jul 31, 2015 18:57
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"My date is here. I'm dating the monster the climbs the sides of buildings."
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Jul 31, 2015 19:04
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"LeoMarr's posting gimmick is the worst posting gimmick and I hope he gets banned again." "What is it with all the cucinas these days? Why can't you find a good old-fashioned ristorante anymore?" "I cannot hear you because I have no head." Applewhite posted:
"Slam whale. Holy grail."
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Jul 31, 2015 19:13
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 So Congress is just loving Americans individually now?
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Jul 31, 2015 19:13
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"I've murdered my husband and used his skin to upholster my couch."
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Jul 31, 2015 19:18
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"Well I DO say my young Millennial appears I've fleeced you of both your purse and your future. I can offer you an unpaid internship if you'd like so there's no sour grapes"
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Jul 31, 2015 19:25
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 "Man, that clown's weird Muppet penis face is really disturbing!"
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Jul 31, 2015 19:25
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"I hope he shoots the balloon and not the guy this time."
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Jul 31, 2015 19:29
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what would i like to drink? none of your BEESNECKS
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Jul 31, 2015 20:01
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"Achtung Griechenlandern! Wir kommen um eine Abfindungszahlen zu kassieren!"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:02
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 "The Sun has extinguished itself in the ocean. Within hours the entire planet will be nothing but a frozen wasteland. We are witnessing the last moments of life on Earth."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:18
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"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:21
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let me in mom!!! posted:
objection, this man has clearly already ordered his drink
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Jul 31, 2015 20:22
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loquacius posted:objection, this man has clearly already ordered his drink That might be the water that comes whether you ask for it or not.
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Jul 31, 2015 20:23
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Applewhite posted:That might be the water that comes whether you ask for it or not. That is some hosed up black water.
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Jul 31, 2015 20:24
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SquadronROE posted:That is some hosed up black water. The cartoonist has a limited palette, okay?
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Jul 31, 2015 20:25
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 "Come on, Bill; It's my turn to wear the wig!"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:28
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 "Jesus Christ, Lou. Really? Again? I'm not making this loving dad-joke again, Lou. It wasn't funny the first time either. Get this poo poo out of here and get me a proper weather map. Yes, I know we're live. I'm that serious. I take my job seriously, Lou. I'm a loving scientist, I provide an invaluable service, and I'm tired of you trying to use me as a vehicle for bad jokes about iPhone apps."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:30
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 "Looks like Tumblr wins this round."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:31
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 "Jennifer, Mommy needs you to do her a favor and tell her if you can see a cow here too."
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