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loquacius posted:
lol her panicked expression really sells this one.
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 "Give your new dad a hug darling!"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:37
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"Help mommy into her costume for Furcon, sweetie."  \"gently caress off, clown."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:38
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 "Holy poo poo, subs really are better than dubs. I've been living a lie, Jenkins."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:40
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"I think that bean I ate is coming back on me, Frank."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:41
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 "It's a parachute account."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:44
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"Sweetie, did you feed Bessie Mommy's special brownies? We'll never get her off the counter now, no matter how many amphetamines I take!" Applewhite posted:
Laughed at this way harder than I probably should have
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Jul 31, 2015 20:44
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Yes, I'm the guy Elton John wrote that song about. No, I don't get royalties. Wanna gently caress?
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Jul 31, 2015 20:46
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 "You're fired!!"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:46
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 "We don't take kindly to transphobic remarks around here, buddy."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:50
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 "This is how we torture obsessive compulsives."
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Jul 31, 2015 20:52
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"So your sleeve ends and just nothing? No wrist? No hands?"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:52
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"You should see the one we put on his dick"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:53
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"What do you mean I can't set up a bar on stage at a ballet performance?"
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Jul 31, 2015 20:55
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 "I think he put too much English on it."
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Jul 31, 2015 21:04
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Bert Roberge posted:
I'd wager money this is the actual joke from the actual cartoon
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Jul 31, 2015 21:10
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Bert Roberge posted:
loving uncanny. On my way to the car I realized this exact joke and signed in on my phone to post it and find this post.
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Jul 31, 2015 21:12
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"Ha ha, look at this human being with buckets on his feet."
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Jul 31, 2015 21:15
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"Is that a therapeutic bucket?"
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Jul 31, 2015 21:16
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"Why am I laughing? Haha alright so have you guys ever heard of this webcomic called 'Homestuck'?"
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Jul 31, 2015 21:33
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"I'm going to cum a lot right there the second you guys leave"
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Jul 31, 2015 21:35
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 Oink imma piggy
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Jul 31, 2015 21:43
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let me in mom!!! posted:
How do I imgur
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Jul 31, 2015 21:45
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let me in mom!!! posted:How do I imgur  It would behoove you to carry my size at victoria's secret
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Jul 31, 2015 21:47
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 "Champagne of Beers, my rear end"
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Jul 31, 2015 22:24
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whos a guy gotta blow to get a refill around here? Its like the bartender cant even see me
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Jul 31, 2015 23:01
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I can't get five god damned minutes of peace, it's always "Where's Waldo?", I'm just waiting for some god drat kid to bust in here, thrilled to have found me. Yep, Jimmy, here's Waldo! Drinking away his pain! Good for you, Jimmy, you found me!
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Jul 31, 2015 23:22
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Bert Roberge posted:
lmao loquacius posted:I'd wager money this is the actual joke from the actual cartoon
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Jul 31, 2015 23:25
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 "Man, I've heard of junior executives but this is ridiculous!"  "Man, I've heard of astronomical art prices but this is ridiculous!"  ""Man, I've heard of meals on wheels but this is ridiculous!"  "Man, I've heard of people having a glass jaw but this is ridiculous!"  "Man, I've heard of a Mexican stand-off (the ground) but this is ridiculous!"  "Man, I've heard of parroting jokes but this is ridiculous!"  "Man, I've heard of wolf-whistling but this is ridiculous!" "Man, I've heard of trying to find oneself at the bottom of a bottle but this is ridiculous!"
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Jul 31, 2015 23:27
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Blurred posted:
I've heard of milking a joke but this is ridiculous! (Pretend a cartoon cow is saying this)
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Jul 31, 2015 23:34
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Blurred posted:
 pretend that I posted one Vince reaction shot gif after each successive caption
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Jul 31, 2015 23:54
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Applewhite posted:I've heard of milking a joke but this is ridiculous! (Pretend a cartoon cow is saying this) "I've heard of milking a joke but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 1, 2015 00:42
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SquadronROE posted:
gently caress of course
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Aug 1, 2015 00:52
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So I was looking around on the Internet for information on high end knives
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Aug 1, 2015 00:58
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What fictional character would you like to be killed by
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Aug 1, 2015 00:59
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Write HuffPo parenting blog headlines
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Aug 1, 2015 01:01
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Applewhite posted:
Congrats on conjuring a new far side comic out of thin air David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Aug 1, 2015 |
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Aug 1, 2015 01:15
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"He's been like this ever since they took the Confederate flag down."
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Aug 1, 2015 01:18
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 "Toss him back, son. Someone has already dressed this one."  "Cheesburger!" "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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"I was told women were attracted to Rocket Scientists" "Anyway, long story short, in the jungle, we eat them all."
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