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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I was having lunch with one of my closest friends at work today and during the conversation he subtly dropped in about how his girlfriend bought him a 'Twilight Sparkles' doll. And then he full on came out as a brony and started to explain to me what a brony is like it was some kind of awesome thing and I said that its ok I know what a brony is. I felt physically sick, we had always had such a laugh together and I really liked that guy. Do I have to end our friendship now?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

not if it's magic

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
sever his femoral artery

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I mean I knew he was a nerd and I was cool with that, me being a goon and all, but this takes the biscuit.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet

Shirley Crabtree posted:

Do I have to end our friendship now?

NO. Birds of a feather flock together.





...loving Brony

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what was your best friends name again?

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I'm a brony.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
yes and then kill him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

not if it's magic

it's not magic

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
then kill yourself op

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

bronys are apparently tight with juggalos now. the solution to your problem is obviously to get down with the clown

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
He asked me if he should mention it in a job interview he was going on and I said no don't do that.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Shirley Crabtree posted:

He asked me if he should mention it in a job interview he was going on and I said no don't do that.
it is acceptable to slap him across the face at that point

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Shirley Crabtree posted:

I was having lunch with one of my closest friends at work today and during the conversation he subtly dropped in about how his girlfriend bought him a 'Twilight Sparkles' doll. And then he full on came out as a brony and started to explain to me what a brony is like it was some kind of awesome thing and I said that its ok I know what a brony is. I felt physically sick, we had always had such a laugh together and I really liked that guy. Do I have to end our friendship now?

give it a try, loosen upa nd go wild for a weekend! you nevr know you might have a great time with him lets us know hwo youre time goes with your best new friend OP

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the other day on jeopardy there was a category where the aswers were my little pony characters it was awful

jeopardy as one big commercial is pretty funny

heres a category about five fortune 500 companies that recently gave us money!

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
if he's actually fun to hang out with and can keep his brony poo poo to himself if you ask him to, then no dont

or be an emotionally broken person who cant figure out how to set social boundaries with people

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

the other day on jeopardy there was a category where the aswers were my little pony characters it was awful

jeopardy as one big commercial is pretty funny

heres a category about five fortune 500 companies that recently gave us money!

lol

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Blazing Zero posted:

if he's actually fun to hang out with and can keep his brony poo poo to himself if you ask him to, then no dont

or be an emotionally broken person who cant figure out how to set social boundaries with people

im not gonna play loving ponies with him if thats what you mean but yeah other than that he seemed a pretty cool guy

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Shirley Crabtree posted:

He asked me if he should mention it in a job interview he was going on and I said no don't do that.

If he was going for a job interview at Mojang for instance it might be a good idea.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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let him gently caress you in the rear end op

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Ever heard of Guilty By Association, OP?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im not gonna play loving ponies with him if thats what you mean but yeah other than that he seemed a pretty cool guy
well then don't

i highly doubt he will force you to watch the show or something like that, but if he does, politely refuse and say you tried watching it already and didn't really like it

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

what's his username?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im not gonna play loving ponies with him if thats what you mean but yeah other than that he seemed a pretty cool guy

don't ever go on a trip with him to the countryside.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im not gonna play loving ponies with him if thats what you mean but yeah other than that he seemed a pretty cool guy

ofc you aren't idiot, read what i wrote. be a normal person and politely tell him that you only play with video game toys and NOT ponies

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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give him your account info and let us talk to him op

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Fojar38 posted:

give him your account info and let us talk to him op

just buy him an account and tell him this is the thing you enjoy instead of ponies

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shirley Crabtree posted:

I was having lunch with one of my closest friends at work today and during the conversation he subtly dropped in about how his girlfriend bought him a 'Twilight Sparkles' doll. And then he full on came out as a brony and started to explain to me what a brony is like it was some kind of awesome thing and I said that its ok I know what a brony is. I felt physically sick, we had always had such a laugh together and I really liked that guy. Do I have to end our friendship now?

Why did you not suplex him on the spot?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ask him what his favorite pony to masturbate to is

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Blazing Zero posted:

just buy him an account and tell him this is the thing you enjoy instead of ponies

thats a good point actually maybe being a brony is more normal than being a goon? i will try and stay friends with him i guess, thanks doggy man

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dont let someone take ur biscuit u need to crush his leg to dust and infect his bloodstream

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

ask him what his favorite pony to masturbate to is

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

JebanyPedal posted:

Dont let someone take ur biscuit u need to crush his leg to dust and infect his bloodstream

it depends entirely upon the biscuit for example touch my chockie hobnob and die

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Shirley Crabtree posted:

thats a good point actually maybe being a brony is more normal than being a goon? i will try and stay friends with him i guess, thanks doggy man

actua;lly its pretty normal and good to be goon. being a brony though and liking kids toys and cartoons?! certainly not okay

im glad you took my advice about your friendships and i hope it serves you well

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
he does have a job and a girlfriend though so maybe he's able to balance that poo poo and lead a normal life?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Shirley Crabtree posted:

he does have a job and a girlfriend though so maybe he's able to balance that poo poo and lead a normal life?

someone post bronyresume,jpg

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Shirley Crabtree posted:

he does have a job and a girlfriend though so maybe he's able to balance that poo poo and lead a normal life?

see bnow were getting somewhere. what if hes a closet brony and youre the only one he trusts to know?? be the friend he really needs. a goon friend

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Fojar38 posted:

someone post bronyresume,jpg

no dont

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
did you have sex with your work boyfriend?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I've never met a brony or Dr Who homo face to face

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