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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Blazing Zero posted:

see bnow were getting somewhere. what if hes a closet brony and youre the only one he trusts to know?? be the friend he really needs. a goon friend

now that i think about it he was massively sheepish about how he told me... ill keep his secret safe

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

JebanyPedal posted:

I've never met a brony or Dr Who homo face to face
they scare me

they always seem to be on edge and/or high on adderall

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Your friend thinks you're a loser nerd creep too, that's why he told you.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shirley Crabtree posted:

he does have a job and a girlfriend though so maybe he's able to balance that poo poo and lead a normal life?

Smash hiis face in and post pics. Make sure you where ur speedos

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
do you guys piss together or just jack off together?

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Shirley Crabtree posted:

now that i think about it he was massively sheepish about how he told me... ill keep his secret safe

when you inevitably stalk a forums poster or mod down and kill them, the brony will be there to help you bury the body. solidarity in mental illness

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

dad gay. so what posted:

do you guys piss together or just jack off together?

do you want a pee pal, dgsw? i will be your pal if you want :shobon:

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

do you guys piss together or just jack off together?

we've bantered at the work urinals together sure

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Shirley Crabtree posted:

we've bantered at the work urinals together sure

jacking of with good friends is real good... yikes

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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dad gay. so what posted:

jacking of with good friends is real good... yikes

you might even call it magical

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Blazing Zero posted:

do you want a pee pal, dgsw? i will be your pal if you want :shobon:

either way, how can I get in on this?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
why does goon advice always involve touching another mans willy i really dont want to do this and you cant make me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

either way, how can I get in on this?

that wasn't what I quoted

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

Shirley Crabtree posted:

why does goon advice always involve touching another mans willy i really dont want to do this and you cant make me


Too late. You associated with a brony. Now you are infected with his low standards, terrible taste, and questionable sexuality.

I'm sorry :(

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
beat him up for owning a my little pony doll

it's for his own good

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
What's wrong with bronies

"Oh they like a kids show thAt and they celebrate kindness and friendship time for me to blow a gasket"

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I am going to defend bronies for the next 5 or 6 mins

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Op you are a piece of poo poo for not liking someone because of this

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Neukoln19 posted:

I am going to defend bronies for the next 5 or 6 mins
you're gay

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
He told you because he's ready to move the relationship onto the next level. First its the little chat about his birthday doll and next you'll be putting on glitter gloss and singing the theme tune together. That's why he told you OP. that's what he wants.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
also a girl i work with today started asking me about politics and said she voted for the blue party and when i asked her which one that was she said she didnt know but she voted for them because everyone else wanted the red party to win and then i watched as she tried to google 'polertics' on her phone

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

symbolic posted:

you're gay

No you are gay

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Neukoln19 posted:

No you are gay
at least i accept it

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I'm picturing you combing out his tail with a tiny purple comb and lolling.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you think disassociating from him now will cleanse your taint, OP.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I would ignore it until it becomes unbearably clear that he's a creep.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

NO DAD I'M NOT GAY

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
So by "girlfriend bought" you mean "used the credit card of woman kidnapped and currently residing in basement pit soon to become a dick-tucking-i'd-gently caress-me-so-hard-tranny-suit?"

just checking cuz, you know.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
kick his rear end

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Shirley Crabtree posted:

also a girl i work with today started asking me about politics and said she voted for the blue party and when i asked her which one that was she said she didnt know but she voted for them because everyone else wanted the red party to win and then i watched as she tried to google 'polertics' on her phone

:laffo: thanks for the chuckle haha

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

JebanyPedal posted:

I've never met a brony or Dr Who homo face to face

I know a massive Dr. Who fan. He owns all the Dr. Who DVDs released in America, and owns some Dr. Who toys and has even read some of the Dr. Who novels.

He's a wealthy, successful lawyer and lobbyist.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj0xtdN0_tA

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx

boom boom boom posted:

I know a massive Dr. Who fan. He owns all the Dr. Who DVDs released in America, and owns some Dr. Who toys and has even read some of the Dr. Who novels.

He's a wealthy, successful lawyer and lobbyist.

This is what's wrong with America. The Doctor is an illegal alien for gently caress's sake.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

boom boom boom posted:

I know a massive Dr. Who fan. He owns all the Dr. Who DVDs released in America, and owns some Dr. Who toys and has even read some of the Dr. Who novels.

He's a wealthy, successful lawyer and lobbyist.

Why haven't u killed him yet

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

JebanyPedal posted:

Why haven't u killed him yet

the guy is wealthy, a lawyer, and a lobbyist. boom boom boom needs to find the phylactery first

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The White Dragon posted:

the guy is wealthy, a lawyer, and a lobbyist. boom boom boom needs to find the phylactery first

I find it real hard to believe that there is a lobbyist for bronys

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
You made friends with a brony. What does that tell you about yourself OP?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
LET HE WHO HAS NOT HAD A FINE J/O SESH TO ANIMATED HORSES CAST THE FIRST STONE

the word of our lord

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

porkchop_express posted:

LET HE WHO HAS NOT HAD A FINE J/O SESH TO ANIMATED HORSES CAST THE FIRST STONE

the word of our lord

*beans you in the mouth with a halfbrick*

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