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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

what do i do guys, i need a game plan

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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its actually a hairy fat guy on the other end

you should gently caress his rear end imo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i just saw this gif on reddit of a guy stuffing a rat up his rear end

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Frog Act posted:

i just saw this gif on reddit of a guy stuffing a rat up his rear end
was it alive or dead? i couldn't tell.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Wife her.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
shes drinking wine with her friends and cant loving wait to laugh at your response, op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Post her picture

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

shiksa posted:

shes drinking wine with her friends and cant loving wait to laugh at your response, op

Oh poo poo. He's right.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
your mom sounds cool, op

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Post your picture. I'll let you know if she's full of poo poo or secretly fat.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
pics or it didn't happen

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Enraged-camel is bragging cause he is gonna nail/get nailed by a troon

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


You know you have to post a picture OP. Of the girl and you so we can be judgmental pricks so we can feel just slightly better about ourselves but in the end we just want to be held lovingly and can never fill that void in our hearts until we better our lives through bettering ourselves.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Dave_Indeed posted:

Post your picture. I'll let you know if she's full of poo poo or secretly fat.



sorry about the bad lighting and the weird facial expression, this was a candid photo that my ex took

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

enraged_camel posted:



sorry about the bad lighting and the weird facial expression, this was a candid photo that my ex took

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE BALD YOU loving TWAT. GROW SOME HAIR!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
mtf or ftm?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Dude...

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

enraged_camel posted:



sorry about the bad lighting and the weird facial expression, this was a candid photo that my ex took

haha look at this ugly sack of poo poo
:goonsay:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i feel like bald guys either just completely give up or hit the gym like crazy to compensate for being bald.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



if you cover his head with your hand hes really hamsome

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
but yeah she's probably loving drunk and baiting guys into talking about how good looking they think they are

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Windows 98 posted:

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE BALD YOU loving TWAT. GROW SOME HAIR!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what's his name op?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

who da gently caress is bald in 2015

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Steps to success on OKCupid.

Step 1 - Get girl to say you're cute
Step 2 - ?????
Step 3 - Slap your dick across her face

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Oh dear.

Well as long as we're being honest I'll just tell you that she's probably fat if there are a lot of face pictures, or pictures taken from above so her fat boobs cover up the gut.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
This thread reminded me that I'm very scared of losing my hair.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ask her what her fav disney movie is

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

op has a hunky bod but lol if thats your dating profile pic.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:

Enraged-camel is bragging cause he is gonna nail/get nailed by a troon

I miss my trans gf she was the most normal if them all

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Thank her for the compliment, OP, and don't overthink it.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)


why you gotta lie dawg

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

enraged_camel posted:



sorry about the bad lighting and the weird facial expression, this was a candid photo that my ex took

dose the carpet match the drapes? ;)

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Amorphous Blob posted:

op has a hunky bod but lol if thats your dating profile pic.

p good grindr pic tho

e:

Amorphous Blob posted:


why you gotta lie dawg
lmao

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

yeah i googled "buff dudes" trying to find the actual source and i just.... got distracted.... good work detective

i guess i should have reverse image searched but... buff dudes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
busteds

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Amorphous Blob posted:


why you gotta lie dawg

it was a joke, figured everyone would easily recognize the second best male porn star in America

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

enraged_camel posted:

it was a joke, figured everyone would easily recognize the second best male porn star in America

You might die in ur sleep soon

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

enraged_camel posted:

it was a joke, figured everyone would easily recognize the second best male porn star in America

sorry im kind of a POV guy myself.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


For shame OP, for shame.

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