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Bees don't crawl, the technical term is stroll
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The honey is in sealed honeycomb cells
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Jul 31, 2015 06:19
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SopWATh posted:Don't confuse me with the facts! They make the cells. Then they put the honey in them. It's all very organized. It's not a hard concept. People store their stuff in special compartments too, they don't just dump their poo poo on the floor of their home then wade through it. I mean, right? Everyone here does that?
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Jul 31, 2015 06:21
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Isn't it puke? Does that mean bees are just lovely freshman after their first keg party?
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Jul 31, 2015 06:26
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Bees have special pouches in their bodies for mites to live in. It'd be like if you had part of your skin folded in and inside the fold it's super hairy and the hairs are swarming with crabs but the crabs mostly just sleep/chill there, they actually spend a lot of time patrolling your body looking for std mites to kill. Just climbing all over you ready to murder interlopers while you go about your day barfing in wax jars as big as you and mixing the barf with crumbs and eating the paste again Bees are a good animal
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Jul 31, 2015 06:32
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Roof honey     
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Jul 31, 2015 06:35
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that's one hosed up owls nest
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Jul 31, 2015 06:49
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Holy poo poo, the bees built a loving roof for their honey combs!?
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Jul 31, 2015 07:39
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:They make the cells. Then they put the honey in them. It's all very organized. Not since I got married, anyway.
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Jul 31, 2015 08:50
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frenton posted:Holy poo poo, the bees built a loving roof for their honey combs!? obvs carpenter bees
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Jul 31, 2015 15:36
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Frog Act posted:you can't fly in honey dude. bees only have those two means of locomotion: crawling and flying air is a fluid. honey is a fluid.
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Jul 31, 2015 16:41
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Tevryr posted:cell phone towers are annihilating the bee at an apocalyptic rate when you think about it I'm thinking about it.
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Jul 31, 2015 16:46
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Bees are cool because they make honey. Honey is cool because it makes Mead. Mead is awesome because it makes me drunk.
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Jul 31, 2015 16:47
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Fluo posted:Roof honey wow, I see the cops have finally had a successful sting against that honey smuggling ring good
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Jul 31, 2015 16:50
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Fluo posted:Roof honey i know ppl generally like bees but that is loving horrifying
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Jul 31, 2015 16:51
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there is one bug im scared of it's bees, man nobody, not even the beefiest bros looks cool in a swarm of bees tho so
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Jul 31, 2015 16:53
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OT, but I'd love to be a bee for a day.
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Jul 31, 2015 16:54
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Hobohemian posted:My instinct is to hate on apiarists but honestly bees are kind of dying at an alarming rate and they need all the help they can get. Why would you hate apiarists? Is it a vegan thing? I've never understood why vegans hate on honey, it seems like a pretty mutually beneficial animal human relationship to me.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:04
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Moon Atari posted:Why would you hate apiarists? Is it a vegan thing? I've never understood why vegans hate on honey, it seems like a pretty mutually beneficial animal human relationship to me. Because man, you can't own bees.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:27
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Bees like to dance because they have no vocal cords to communicate with. They have been known to "cook" predators by swarming them. How? Dancing.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:37
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Scalding Coffee posted:Bees like to dance because they have no vocal cords to communicate with. i post for the same reason
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Jul 31, 2015 17:38
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basement jihadist posted:there is one bug im scared of it's bees, man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
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Jul 31, 2015 17:42
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no OP, the honey is INSIDE the honeycombs as evidenced by that man literally cutting the top off it. you think the bees chill inside that somehow? lol u dum
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Jul 31, 2015 17:44
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bee safe out there today guys
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Jul 31, 2015 17:44
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lol the worst thing about a bee sting is the way it suggests there are probably more bees around
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Jul 31, 2015 17:45
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Scalding Coffee posted:Bees like to dance because they have no vocal cords to communicate with. They have been known to "cook" predators by swarming them. How? Dancing. They'll do that to their queen in the middle of a communist revolution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DobxqhczJyQ
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Jul 31, 2015 17:47
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Bees are pretty cool. I bought a book on backyard bee-keeping but haven't made the effort to try it out yet. I think I have some relevant experience though because when I was a kid I had a trampoline and wasps liked to nest in the hollow metal tubes, they would angrily fly out of the spring holes when I would bounce on it.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:49
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dao Jones posted:They put honey in a honeycomb cell, and then they put a wax cap on it. So they walk around on the wax it's actually even cooler than that, they all fan the honeycomb with their wings to dry the honey and then they seal it up. SopWATh posted:Don't confuse me with the facts! they make the comb first then they put the honey in it
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Jul 31, 2015 17:54
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Tevryr posted:i think the bees gently caress-piss more honey into the comb and they also slurp it up and spit it into each others mouth and use it to make babies?
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Jul 31, 2015 17:54
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do people just swim around in wine inside wine cellars?
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Jul 31, 2015 17:55
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Tevryr posted:i would buy honey nut and cum cheerios Redundant
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Jul 31, 2015 17:56
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I Greyhound posted:do people just swim around in wine inside wine cellars? Only if they're doing it right.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:57
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XMNN posted:between this, the industriousness, the neatly ordered hives and the subservience to a supreme
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Jul 31, 2015 18:03
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I love bees. But gently caress hornets. No good pieces of poo poo. Also wasps. Here are some bees smothering a hornet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc
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Jul 31, 2015 18:19
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When you think about it, the way bees produce honey from pollen is super gross, especially when you remember that pollen is just plant cum. I still put it on toast though. Because toast is an even greater abomination.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:23
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Do you think bees get mad when we steal their honey? Is it like some kind of Attack on Titan level of indecent for the hive?
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Jul 31, 2015 19:01
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yeah but we're like, come at me bitch, im wearing canvas and i got smoke to spray u all day with bitches, gimmie that mana then i take it online after work and cyberbully them till the colony collapses from the anguish
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Jul 31, 2015 19:26
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Panfilo posted:Do you think bees get mad when we steal their honey? Is it like some kind of Attack on Titan level of indecent for the hive? Nah, it's a medieval thing. Feudalism maybe. We take a certain toll from them, they give us honey, and in exchange we protect them from invaders. Ever seen a beekeeper look for mites or parasites in a hive? That guy or girl is utterly obsessed with finding parasites in the hive. Viral, bacterial, fungal, whatever, other organisms have learned to exploit bees long before we came around. But they're our bees now, under our protection, and ours to exploit! [Edit:] Bees are like dogs, we owe it to them to keep them safe. Also they're cute so that helps.
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Jul 31, 2015 19:26
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Pollinate this, savage bees! *shits in a beebox hive*
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IronClaymore posted:When you think about it, the way bees produce honey from pollen is super gross, especially when you remember that pollen is just plant cum. It's not gross, neither are fruit or eggs. Don't try to make food a weird metaphor for your dick.
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