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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


IronClaymore posted:

When you think about it, the way bees produce honey from pollen is super gross, especially when you remember that pollen is just plant cum.

I still put it on toast though. Because toast is an even greater abomination.

it's nectar that bees collect and then feed to other bees who regurgitate it into honeycombs after they make it into delicious honey in order to prevent fermentation.

bee vomit basically. and it's really good

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Nuclearmonkee posted:

it's nectar that bees collect and then feed to other bees who regurgitate it into honeycombs after they make it into delicious honey in order to prevent fermentation.

bee vomit basically. and it's really good

2000 Bees 1 honeycomb

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

JiveHonky posted:

bee safe out there today guys

Tis Bee!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Well, according to my dream last night, bees smell like acetylene naturally and go from birth to full-grown in about 5 seconds.

They speak English, so maybe you could ask a bee your questions.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

gmo hurt bee

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Unguided posted:

They'll do that to their queen in the middle of a communist revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DobxqhczJyQ

this video is super cool but makes me squeamish while he is just like grabbing bees :cry:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nuclearmonkee posted:

it's nectar that bees collect and then feed to other bees who regurgitate it into honeycombs after they make it into delicious honey in order to prevent fermentation.

bee vomit basically. and it's really good

And then we harvest it and ferment it and drink it.

I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom, for me and you. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Fluo posted:

Roof honey







Gross

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
If a foreign invader like some retard mouse gets in the hive to steal the honey, and the bees kill it but it's too big to haul out, they'll use their ancient knowledge of mummification to keep it forever as a trophy. They embalm it with honey and wrap it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

If a foreign invader like some retard mouse gets in the hive to steal the honey, and the bees kill it but it's too big to haul out, they'll use their ancient knowledge of mummification to keep it forever as a trophy. They embalm it with honey and wrap it

that's loving sick, probably the best thing i learned today. bees rule.

Here's my bee fact of the day: "The number of working bee colonies per hectare provides a critical metric of crop health. In the U.S.—among crops that require bee pollination—the number of bee colonies per hectare has declined by 90 percent since 1962. The bees cannot keep pace with the winter die-off rates and habitat loss."

Don't we easily have the technology to pollinate flower fields on our own?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my god it's full of bees

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

There used to be a thread in the DIY subforum for beekeeping and it was always a bunch of dudes talking about how someday they'll start but every once in a while one guy would buy some bees and they'd migrate instantly.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
The plants that bees collect honey from affects the flavor and color of the honey.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Scalding Coffee posted:

The plants that bees collect honey from affects the flavor and color of the honey.

so do vanilla and coffee bees make vanilla and coffee honey

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My friends dad has kept bees most of his adult life, and when they were kids he used to take him and his sister with him to the hives and he would be in full beekeeping gear and they would get stung to gently caress and he thought it was hilarious.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I read about an experiment they did with bees and their dancing which signals to the other bees the location of food sources.

The goal of the experiment was to find out if bees just blindly follow the dancing bee's instruction (in other words was it reflexive) or did they "think" about it first (is there any kind of reasoning involved).

To do the test (I might be loving this up) they used a hive near a big pond. They separated one bee from the hive and then put a food source next to the shoreline and let the bee access it. Then they put it on a floaty thing and gradually moved it out so that it was out in the middle of the pond and made sure that the separated bee followed it out there. When they let the bee returned to the hive, it did its dance to tell the other bees there was a food source out in the middle of the pond. They ignored the bee's dance.

This implied that bees do "think" about the dance; it's not just reflexive. It makes no sense to the hive that food would be in the middle of a pond; they would have to use some level of logic to draw the conclusion that the dancing bee is not making any sense.

Just a cool thing I remember about bees.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Scalding Coffee posted:

The plants that bees collect honey from affects the flavor and color of the honey.

Tupelo honey doesn't crystallize. But it doesn't taste very good. :\

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
The honey that most Americans are familiar with (like what they give you at McDonald's or KFC) is clover honey.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Honey doesn't spoil.

Well played bees.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Maldoror posted:

I read about an experiment they did with bees and their dancing which signals to the other bees the location of food sources.

The goal of the experiment was to find out if bees just blindly follow the dancing bee's instruction (in other words was it reflexive) or did they "think" about it first (is there any kind of reasoning involved).

To do the test (I might be loving this up) they used a hive near a big pond. They separated one bee from the hive and then put a food source next to the shoreline and let the bee access it. Then they put it on a floaty thing and gradually moved it out so that it was out in the middle of the pond and made sure that the separated bee followed it out there. When they let the bee returned to the hive, it did its dance to tell the other bees there was a food source out in the middle of the pond. They ignored the bee's dance.

This implied that bees do "think" about the dance; it's not just reflexive. It makes no sense to the hive that food would be in the middle of a pond; they would have to use some level of logic to draw the conclusion that the dancing bee is not making any sense.

Just a cool thing I remember about bees.

That one bee became an outcast of the hive and an alcoholic, an alco-bee, all thanks to those bastard reasearchers.

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
Bees actually do get drunk! The hive has bouncers and poo poo too, except when a bee has had too much and tries to come home, the bouncer bites off one of the drunk bee's legs :/

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fluo posted:

Roof honey








nooice

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Fluo posted:

Roof honey








At this point they wanted your house more than you did, let them have it

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
This guy knows a thing or two about bees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRmmlqqejGI

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tevryr posted:

that's loving sick, probably the best thing i learned today. bees rule.

Here's my bee fact of the day: "The number of working bee colonies per hectare provides a critical metric of crop health. In the U.S.—among crops that require bee pollination—the number of bee colonies per hectare has declined by 90 percent since 1962. The bees cannot keep pace with the winter die-off rates and habitat loss."

Don't we easily have the technology to pollinate flower fields on our own?

pay some poor to masturbate flowers with a paintbrush all day is the only alternative i can come up iwth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
It depends on the bee, op.

There are many non-hiving bees.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
For example, miner bees which live underground.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i like those ones i had a few set up an apartment block inside my brick steps. They all had their own doorway and stuff it was cool. They were black and white, p strange but cool bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

SniperWoreConverse posted:

i like those ones i had a few set up an apartment block inside my brick steps. They all had their own doorway and stuff it was cool. They were black and white, p strange but cool bros
Probably leafcutters.

Like this?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
yeah but i remember them as being literally black and white, not off=white kind of ivory. might just be the camera i guess. i never seen them eat leaves but when i hosed up and dislodged a section of brick i saw each burrow had like a larder of pollen wrapped up in what seemed to be like dark colored paper it was cool

but my grape vines had those kind of shaped eats out of them, i thought it was just caterpillars though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
All kinds of insects are going to have a go at your leaves. Bees, caterpillars, slugs, pretty much anything big and hungry enough.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Maldoror posted:

I read about an experiment they did with bees and their dancing which signals to the other bees the location of food sources.

The goal of the experiment was to find out if bees just blindly follow the dancing bee's instruction (in other words was it reflexive) or did they "think" about it first (is there any kind of reasoning involved).

To do the test (I might be loving this up) they used a hive near a big pond. They separated one bee from the hive and then put a food source next to the shoreline and let the bee access it. Then they put it on a floaty thing and gradually moved it out so that it was out in the middle of the pond and made sure that the separated bee followed it out there. When they let the bee returned to the hive, it did its dance to tell the other bees there was a food source out in the middle of the pond. They ignored the bee's dance.

This implied that bees do "think" about the dance; it's not just reflexive. It makes no sense to the hive that food would be in the middle of a pond; they would have to use some level of logic to draw the conclusion that the dancing bee is not making any sense.

Just a cool thing I remember about bees.

Maybe the other bees need multiple bees to corroborate the story rather than flying off after the say so of one duped retard bee

If the researchers duped many bees then maybe it would have worked

We would have outwitted them

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

sup

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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jBrereton posted:

Probably leafcutters.

Like this?



its hugging the leaf :kiddo:

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

a bee stung me once and i nearly died

Demon Lord
Jun 8, 2003
ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

Scalding Coffee posted:

The plants that bees collect honey from affects the flavor and color of the honey.

Indeed

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
there is honey inside wood?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Frog Act posted:

so do vanilla and coffee bees make vanilla and coffee honey
I never heard of those bees.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxuRwkVPx0

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
see for yourself

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