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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0

I would have been so :flaccid: if he lost

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Gastowns

Edit: Yeah that Gaston owns pretty hard. Somebody post the one where he talks down to a little girl.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009


lol

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

i want this job

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
My favorite Gaston vid, where he is beaten by a little girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bdyzc5sdQo

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Egbert Souse posted:

Although Prince Charming from Snow White kind of looks like Eddie Izzard



Liza Minelli circa-1980, actually.



(some rear end in a top hat wrote a Buzzfeed article about this)

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Tired Moritz posted:

hosed up how people wont draw male nipples

I never noticed this before :monocle:

Belle should have married Gaston - he's basically the perfect Disney prince

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Also Prince Charming in Snow White is a really weird dude. He finds a random dead girl alone in a forest, so his first thought is to kiss her corpse? That bodes well for a relationship.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gaston did nothing wrong given how the the Beast was holding Belle as a hostage.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

etalian posted:

Gaston did nothing wrong given how the the Beast was holding Belle as a hostage.

There's no way there isn't porn out there with Gaston getting cucked by the Beast.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is it true that prince eric raped and killed a girl in 1990?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Gaston owned until he tried setting fireworks off on top of his head and killed himself

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

Gaston did nothing wrong given how the the Beast was holding Belle as a hostage.

At the point that the Beast was credible, Belle was no longer a captive. Also Gaston had her dad thrown in looney jail.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Belle spends the entire first act bitching about how she can't stand her hick town and wishes she was back in New York City's West Village where people were cool (she saw klaus nomi live for christ's sake) and then she's supposed to NOT go back to the awesome castle she's been in for months?

She'd gently caress a goat to stay there. A literal goat.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gaston did nothing wrong

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

At least Gaston was human and not some hairy angry dog-lion that can fight off a pack of wolves with his bare teeth.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I am triggered by the Princes portrayed by Disney. Where is the XXL Disney Prince? Why are they so body racist?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I should start a Tumblr where we post photoshops of fat Disney princes.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lasher posted:

I should start a Tumblr where we post photoshops of fat Disney princes.

Hell yeah, get in on the ground floor of that poo poo before somebody beats you to it!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Lasher posted:

I am triggered by the Princes portrayed by Disney. Where is the XXL Disney Prince? Why are they so body racist?

How about Wall-E? He was pretty much a cube.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Poutine's loving delicious, don't knock it

Anyway, it's better than serving seafood (i.e. her friends/father's subjects) for dinner

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I think everyone in a Disney universe would have to go vegetarian to avoid possibly eating their friends.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The gently caress is Ariel eating if not her friends?

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Das Boo posted:

The gently caress is Ariel eating if not her friends?
seaweed/kelp?

Fluo
May 25, 2007

How hasn't this been posted yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Ariel definitely murdered a clam to turn it into a bra, no reason to assume she's not constantly devouring her loyal subjects

Sebastian is motivated to be really into singing and dancing because he knows how delicious he is and wants to make sure he has a use beyond "potential lunch"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Das Boo posted:

The gently caress is Ariel eating if not her friends?

Mermaids absolutely loved meat :unsmigghh:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Mnoba posted:

i'm 38 and i get like 4 little hairs on my chest and it's gross how do you get like gaston

Obesity. He was probably a fat kid.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

loquacius posted:

Ariel definitely murdered a clam to turn it into a bra, no reason to assume she's not constantly devouring her loyal subjects

I have a reason: humans eating seafood is King Triton's stated reason for hating them. His go-to slur for "human" is "fish-eater." There's no way he'd allow his merpeople subjects to eat seafood, any more than most of us would allow cannibalism.

They may have used the clamshell after the clam died of natural causes. Humans volunteer to donate organs upon their deaths, maybe the clam volunteered to become a bra upon its death.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Pththya-lyi posted:

They may have used the clamshell after the clam died of natural causes. Humans volunteer to donate organs upon their deaths, maybe the clam volunteered to become a bra upon its death.
what if the clam's alive and we just never see it turn to the camera and say "eh, it's a living" like on the flintstones

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

because it's busy motorboating a sixteen-year-old girl
loving disney weirdos

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