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I assume that everyone who had a fulfilling and happy childhood like me remembers the lessons they learned from the nuclear bear family, the Bernstein bears?  Admittedly, I first read about this phenomenon on reddit, but I wanted to bring it to you, GBS. I have confirmed this IRL with several friends. Everyone knows the family's name is Berenstein, right? I would swear up and down that this is the spelling of the family's name. Before I found out about this conspiracy I would have sworn my life on it. So you can imagine that I was shocked to find out that in fact, the bear family's name is not spelling Bernstein. Or even Berenstein. It's Berenstain, with an "a" rather than an "e". Don't believe me? Just look at this poo poo:   I was as confident in the spelling of "Bernstein" as I was my own name or the fact that 2+2=4. My friends have confirmed that it used to definitely be spelling with an e. There is no A in Berenstein. WTF. Can anyone explain this?
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Jewish bears are liars
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Jul 31, 2015 05:47
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no family name ending in "stein" would ever have academic concerns in school
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Jul 31, 2015 05:47
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 check out how pissed the dad is
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Jul 31, 2015 05:48
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Amorphous Blob posted:
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Jul 31, 2015 05:49
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Amorphous Blob posted:
WOw
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Jul 31, 2015 05:50
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Asian bears....there goes the neighborhood
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Jul 31, 2015 05:50
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Thanks for the update from 2003
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Jul 31, 2015 05:52
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I liked the novels they made, intended for children from ages 9-12
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Jul 31, 2015 05:54
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next your going to tell me something dark about richard scarry's busytown.
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Jul 31, 2015 05:55
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Hillbilly Jew bears don't make any sense.
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Jul 31, 2015 05:55
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Amorphous Blob posted:
I think I know where Clint Eastwood got the idea for Gran Torino now
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Jul 31, 2015 05:58
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Edgar posted:next your going to tell me something dark about richard scarry's busytown.  bananas gorilla was my favorite i liked how her wore a bunch of watches with different time zones
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Jul 31, 2015 05:59
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Edgar posted:next your going to tell me something dark about richard scarry's busytown.
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Jul 31, 2015 06:01
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Faggenstein Eclairs
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Jul 31, 2015 06:02
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nobody called them the "Bernstein" bears. Berr-en-steen, three syllables, always.
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Jul 31, 2015 06:09
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Came here to post the new neighbors
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Anyway I enjoyed the Berenstain Bears as a child. And as someone who was more exposed to Judaism and Jewish culture than the average bear (heh), the Berenstain clan is pretty aggressively non-Jewish. I could talk about how the Berenstains were of decidedly Gentile temperaments, and that no Jew would live in a forest, or that they didn't adhere to a kosher diet, but check this out:  Does that look like Jewish worship to you? They're not even sacrificing a Christian infant.
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Jul 31, 2015 06:14
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someone post that one book where they all get the 'sugar from eating too much bullshit
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Jul 31, 2015 06:14
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I like the stories where the bear kids learned things.
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Jul 31, 2015 06:47
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do the Berenstain Bears poo poo in the woods?
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maybe there are some hints in the version of this thread that was posted more than a year ago http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3644294
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Jul 31, 2015 06:51
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it was always berestain, there is no berenstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHjh1_wxcE
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Jul 31, 2015 06:56
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Rutibex posted:it was always berestain, there is no berenstein well, ain't that a convenient coincident. so, rutobex, is that a Jewish name? sounds Jewish
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Jul 31, 2015 07:27
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everyone thinks it was berenstein because their loving retarded god damned teachers loving said that poo poo wrong
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Jul 31, 2015 07:27
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i always heard bern-steen
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Jul 31, 2015 07:28
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lol kids books are promoting Zionism! I'm a crazy nutjob who's gonna jerk off my gun while I read the protocols of the eld... you know what, gently caress you OP you stupid poo poo. Clearly you didn't learn anything from the moral of that "new neighbors" book
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Jul 31, 2015 08:07
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It was always pronounced bern-steen by my librarian which means my school hired illiterates to teach us about books.
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Jul 31, 2015 08:40
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WTH are you werdos talking about some kind of jew thing in here....
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I seem to recall Berenstein as well, but between the possibilities of "Misremembering the author's name from a book I haven't seen in over 20 years" or "The timeline was altered yet I still somehow retain memories of a past that I retroactively never experienced", one seems just a bit more likely than the other.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:17
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This is hosed up, OP.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:19
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Nightrain posted:Asian bears....there goes the neighborhood this fckn post lol
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Jul 31, 2015 10:19
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Pandas aren't even real bears. Technically they're a type of (rac)coon.
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Applewhite posted:Pandas aren't even real bears. Technically they're a type of (rac)coon. Everyone please excuse my grandpa, he's very old and from a very different time.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:25
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Expected to see this in thread. Not disappointed.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:53
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i never thought it was berenstein because i can read
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doubleVisionary posted:i never thought it was berenstein because i can read i can read too. it helps out when im browsing the forums for opportubitys to tell people not to sign their posts. im a big fag
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Jul 31, 2015 14:08
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It's not a conspiracy you fffffuck nobody ever looked close enough at the name and -stein is an extremely common surname it's like autocorrect for your brain and nobody ever looked close enough this isn't 9/11 for kids it's closer to a bunch of man children arguing about the pronunciation of palahniuk
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Amorphous Blob posted:
every time I look at this I lol
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