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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Budget Dracula posted:

yeah but look at him when the right kind of bears move in



bear with the pig is creeping on daughter bear. he was better off with chinese neighbors

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Budget Dracula posted:

yeah but look at him when the right kind of bears move in



:stare: Those bears are terrifying though, this is some The Hills Have Eyes poo poo

Jan's involved in this one too, clearly Stan's influence was what initially kept the franchise from going full teabagger

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
These books began in the sixties and I have vague recollection that some of the other bears in town were kinda hippie-ish, I think?

Looks like Mike B ain't having that kinda poo poo.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Budget Dracula posted:

yeah but look at him when the right kind of bears move in


the gently caress is with brother bear's beaver teeth

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Amorphous Blob posted:



check out how pissed the dad is

Well at least they're not Black bears

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Whoa, I thought I had read all of those as a child. I had no idea they had a third cub?? I wonder if the couple that wrote them is still married.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Budget Dracula posted:

yeah but look at him when the right kind of bears move in



christ what a buncha yokels. bet theyre brewin up some shine

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

According to Stan&Jan's Wikipedia page, Stan was Jewish and Jan was Episcopalian. I'm guessing she had more to do with Mike's spiritual upbringing than Stan did.

remigious posted:

Whoa, I thought I had read all of those as a child. I had no idea they had a third cub?? I wonder if the couple that wrote them is still married.

They're dead, hence Mike's Living Lights takeover, but yeah I guess the Berenstain family wasn't a clear enough ripoff of The Simpsons without a baby

That cloth baby-tiara thing is offending my sensibilities :catstare:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Amorphous Blob posted:

christ what a buncha yokels. bet theyre brewin up some shine
Moonshiners will give free booze to their neighbors in order to keep them quiet and not call the cops.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The Taint Reaper posted:

Moonshiners will give free booze to their neighbors in order to keep them quiet and not call the cops.

title makes sense now

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


remigious posted:

Whoa, I thought I had read all of those as a child. I had no idea they had a third cub?? I wonder if the couple that wrote them is still married.

They're both dead, that's why all the new books are about Christian fundie stuff instead of dad bear's casual racism and son bear getting kicked in the dick

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Lord of Pie posted:

They're both dead, that's why all the new books are about Christian fundie stuff instead of dad bear's casual racism and son bear getting kicked in the dick

rip the scions of a generation

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQxRSiuUcMg

a third neighbor moves in and hes a canadian gizmo junkie with an rc mailbox and it insults papa bears good ol down home country sensibilities but at least he isnt asian

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Remember when B.C.'s creator died and his son changed it from Christian bullshit to a normal lovely comic? That's like the opposite of this.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fojar38 posted:

papa bear was never a fuckin veteran


Stolen Valor!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Wow the ego of mankind is staggering, people can't accept their stupidity to the point they'd rather believe in an alternate universe theory than accept that their memory is foggy and lovely and their brain is garbage.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




As a great man once said, "Everyone’s memory is a mess. Life is a mess. Everyone’s got memories of a holiday they couldn’t have been on, or a party they’ve never went to. Or met someone for the first time and felt like they’ve known them all their lives. Time is being re-witten all around us, everyday! People think their memories are bad. But their memories are fine! The past IS really like that."

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Amorphous Blob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQxRSiuUcMg

a third neighbor moves in and hes a canadian gizmo junkie with an rc mailbox and it insults papa bears good ol down home country sensibilities but at least he isnt asian

West Coast bear gentrifies Bear County

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

The Bible posted:

Everyone please excuse my grandpa, he's very old and from a very different time.

hahhahaha ok now im glad I read this post

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
they need to do way berenstain bears who kill thier babbys

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Drawings of the tree house make it seem kinda small from the outside but the inside drawings make it seem quite large. There is a spatial discrepancy in the books.

TreeHouseof Leaves

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Amorphous Blob posted:



check out how pissed the dad is

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Amorphous Blob posted:



check out how pissed the dad is

Gonna be a dad in a few months, and I already bought this book for my kid.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Jesus was not a furry ban this sick filth praise the lord

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

i had that one

except not that version

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

reddit liker posted:

i had that one

except not that version
i read it back in elementary school and thought mama was a hypocrite since she called out her kids on getting fatter when the bitch looks like she's easily pushing 220

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




symbolic posted:

i read it back in elementary school and thought mama was a hypocrite since she called out her kids on getting fatter when the bitch looks like she's easily pushing 220

She's a bear.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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WHAT

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

All true cartoon bears wear shirts with no pants. There's something just not right about these bears.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the sky is blue

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bear lady had to be tubby. We know where animal ladies with hourglass figures lead, and it is nowhere good.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Angela Christine posted:

Bear lady had to be tubby. We know where animal ladies with hourglass figures lead, and it is nowhere good.



would on wilma bearstone and would on meemaw

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

Goddamn, that is actually kind of a good quote. loving doctor who.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
would like to take a dip in Amy's Pond

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

oldpainless posted:

Drawings of the tree house make it seem kinda small from the outside but the inside drawings make it seem quite large. There is a spatial discrepancy in the books.

TreeHouseof Leaves

Navidstain heard a noise, almost like a guttural whisper, when he knew he was all alone in the house. He thought he heard the growl say...

"Know some call is air am... stain".

It was then that Navidstain was eaten by the blackness, which is what happens when you get the gimmies!!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Amorphous Blob posted:



would on wilma bearstone and would on meemaw

Left three look high as balls, right one is literally Boo-boo's head on Wilma's body

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost


West Philadelphia born and raised :cool:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Amorphous Blob posted:



check out how pissed the dad is

not realistic since the panda bears have way too many kids.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

not realistic since the panda bears have way too many kids.

Why do you think they fled to the US?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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etalian posted:

not realistic since the panda bears have way too many kids.

they're from taiwan

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