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most of us are going to die hooked up to a bunch of robots with a tube in our dick and our harpy of a sister by our side, constantly glancing at her watch. but as they say, you only live once... and we can make the assumption that we only die once unless we are the second coming of jesus. but lets say you had a choice, and instead of baking to death trapped in a pepperidge farm industrial sized oven, you could choose how the last minutes of your existence on this big gay world played out. post with confidence my brave goons, and remember not to sign your posts like a retard idiot
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:44 |
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Stupid question, I'd die of an overdose of nembutal in my favourite park at sunset. I doubt that anyone, in true honesty, would say anything else. Except for a death in battle fighting some genuinely evil guys and you die instantaneously after some heroic last stand, that'd be ok, but realistically I'd go with the park at sunset and the nembutal.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:55 |
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Here lies nooner He drowned in pussy
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:58 |
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takin a dope poop
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:00 |
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I want to die when an asteroid crashes into the planet. Just a wave of lava washing over my hideous robot spider body, melting me to slag as I desperately overclock and overdrug my shriveled brain to replay as many videogames as possible in the seconds I have left.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:00 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:takin a dope poop The Elvis way to go.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:00 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I want to die when an asteroid crashes into the planet. Just a wave of lava washing over my hideous robot spider body, melting me to slag as I desperately overclock and overdrug my shriveled brain to replay as many videogames as possible in the seconds I have left. good answer
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:01 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I want to die when an asteroid crashes into the planet. Just a wave of lava washing over my hideous robot spider body, melting me to slag as I desperately overclock and overdrug my shriveled brain to replay as many videogames as possible in the seconds I have left.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:03 |
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speedballin and getting my dick sucked
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:05 |
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as for me id die slowly bleeding out of hideous knife wounds inflicted by a frenzied nancy
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:06 |
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ironically suicide bombing isis
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:06 |
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Nooner posted:Here lies nooner I forgot drowning in pussy. And death by snu-snu. Actually they both kinda suck, drowning in pussy you literally suffocate within the sweaty folds, death by snu-snu they stick a pencil in your urethra to keep you up. Ever seen how narrow your urethra is, and how comparatively wide a pencil is? OD on heroin (other opiates are available) is still a better way out.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:07 |
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I want to be suffocated to death by a dozen naked Japanese women trying to bang me.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:07 |
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alternitively id like to die dancing like i was 22
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:10 |
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In my sleep, without pain
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:13 |
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im not going to die because ill be cryogenically stored until the singularity, op
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:17 |
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I don't want to die.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:19 |
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IronClaymore posted:I forgot drowning in pussy. And death by snu-snu. Actually they both kinda suck, drowning in pussy you literally suffocate within the sweaty folds, death by snu-snu they stick a pencil in your urethra to keep you up. Ever seen how narrow your urethra is, and how comparatively wide a pencil is? OD on heroin (other opiates are available) is still a better way out. you forgot the dick sucking and cocaine
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:20 |
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I would attach a 50' length of piano wire around my neck and then to the side of a building. Then I'd tie a 60' length of rope around my feet. Once that was done I'd superglue my hands to my head. Once that was all done I'd jump off the building, decapitate myself and hang there holding my own head.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:22 |
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Ugh, crude.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:22 |
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Randy Mythbuster posted:I would attach a 50' length of piano wire around my neck and then to the side of a building. Then I'd tie a 60' length of rope around my feet. Once that was done I'd superglue my hands to my head. Once that was all done I'd jump off the building, decapitate myself and hang there holding my own head. I'd do that, but with the penis instead of the head. Someone else's penis.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:26 |
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im going to kill myself when game of thrones ends
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:28 |
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goatse.cx haver posted:you forgot the dick sucking and cocaine Yeah, dick sucking with cocaine would be good too. But you can't do that sort of thing intentionally, people will usually revive you. Accidentally sure, it's the best death. "Died of concurrent asphyxiation while committing fellatio with cardiac arrest resulting from excessive cocaine consumption"...yep anyone could be proud dying with that.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:36 |
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Randy Mythbuster posted:I would attach a 50' length of piano wire around my neck and then to the side of a building. Then I'd tie a 60' length of rope around my feet. Once that was done I'd superglue my hands to my head. Once that was all done I'd jump off the building, decapitate myself and hang there holding my own head.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:56 |
Go into the woods and blow my head off at the base of a cool tree while covered in mushroom spores. Then I get decomposed and become tree.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:59 |
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I dont plan on ever dying, I aint a bitch
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:01 |
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Skull demolished by a xenomorph attack-tongue
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:02 |
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RadioactiveKid posted:I dont plan on ever dying, I aint a bitch I like you. I imagine you in an Intensive Care Unit. You have a nurse assigned to you full time to wipe the poo poo from what remains of your arsehole. It ain't a nice job, but she gets enough to live on. There's a doc who bombards you with the latest antibacterials, the best antibiotics, because your infinitely rupturing anus is erupting with poo poo, clostoridium infected poo poo, and there are a million open wounds on what red open sore of your taint remains for bacteria to tunnel right inside. The anesthetist has you pumped so full of morphine you need a tube to breathe, as you well since passed the point at which your brain can communicated the command to you lungs to breathe. Every cell in your body is under attack by bacteria and everyone else. And now it simply isn't infection bacteria, it's the regular poo poo. When your body dies, that's a lot of energy and fixed nitrogen and nutrients in there for the taking. There's bacteria guys who do that. Middlemen who trade all that gooey stuff to the other bacteria. They've already moved in. They own you now, they've repossessed your body and are simply taking it apart cell by cell. You're done, they know it, the doctors know it, you know it, the nurses know it merely by the smell, you smell of death. Besides, you as yourself don't even exist anymore, just a slowing pattern of impulses between neurons that are ever more slowly deprived of oxygen.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:15 |
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prbably fly a plane into a symbol of western decadence
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:30 |
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TEAYCHES posted:im going to kill myself when game of thrones ends toxx this mods e: sorry mod
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:31 |
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IronClaymore posted:I like you. I imagine you in an Intensive Care Unit. You have a nurse assigned to you full time to wipe the poo poo from what remains of your arsehole. It ain't a nice job, but she gets enough to live on. There's a doc who bombards you with the latest antibacterials, the best antibiotics, because your infinitely rupturing anus is erupting with poo poo, clostoridium infected poo poo, and there are a million open wounds on what red open sore of your taint remains for bacteria to tunnel right inside. The anesthetist has you pumped so full of morphine you need a tube to breathe, as you well since passed the point at which your brain can communicated the command to you lungs to breathe. a few years ago I was in a car accident, broke my neck and was hospitalized pretty much like you described. I had a breathing tube and a diaper, plus a gnarly thing around my neck nd yorso called a halo vest.I woke up like a week after the accident totaly confused. I had no idea what happened till someone told me
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:31 |
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Alcohol related incident
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:32 |
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death by chocolate
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:33 |
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probably like fall asleep driving rip i don't know but i just want everybody else and myself to die
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:33 |
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spontaneous combustion at my own birthday party surrounded by family and friends.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:34 |
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i don't know i'd probably be really scared and be unable to scream when i most wanted to while people told me it was okay to die
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:35 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:death by chocolate Chocolate is more viscous than water. You would have had a hell of a time aspirating that into your lungs instead of water. Hurt a lot more.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:37 |
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tastes better tho
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:40 |
IronClaymore posted:Chocolate is more viscous than water. You would have had a hell of a time aspirating that into your lungs instead of water. Hurt a lot more. Probably want to inject it.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:40 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:44 |
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inject krokodil straight into my brain, also my eyes
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