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I was on my stoop playing my favorite people-watching game "Street worker, or uber pickup?" and realized that One of the regular hookers on my street looks exactly like Famous civil-rights leader Harriet Tubman. Its uncanny. oh yeaaaaaaa Post your hooker-celebrity lookalikes. MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jul 31, 2015 |
# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:37 |
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one of the hookers suckin my dick looks EXACTLY like ur mom op
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:51 |
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my go to looks like bruce vilanch
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:52 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:one of the hookers suckin my dick looks EXACTLY like ur mom op We must live on the same street.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:22 |
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So, how much did you pay him OP?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:26 |
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op i heard stoop kids never leave their stoops c/d?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:28 |
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theres a joke in here somewhere about giving her the underground railroad
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:29 |
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I have been mongering for nearly ten years and count on my hand the number of times I have picked up a black girl. Their are several reasons for this. For some strange reason their is a crazy disparity between black Trans bookers and white Trans hookers. I have seen maybe two white Trans hookers in my life time, but have seen nearly a hundred black Trans hookers between tampa, orlando, and miami. 99.9 percent of the time any black street meat you come across in central Florida has a dick. You would think with economic situation being the way it is, their would be more.black girls but their are not. The second reason for my lack of black sw dates is that black hookers are usually very demanding and lazy. They do not know how to pretend and please a man they are not attracted to. They will not do any special positions or tricks. The third reason is their greediness. You would think with them being the last resort for most mongers they would take what they could get. Nope. I have had unfortunate interactions with black streetwalkers because they refuse to get out of my car.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:39 |
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concerned mom posted:theres a joke in here somewhere about giving her the underground railroad If you pay her she will take you to her undergarment railroad.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:46 |
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Dead Boy posted:I have been mongering for nearly ten years and count on my hand the number of times I have picked up a black girl. Their are several reasons for this. For some strange reason their is a crazy disparity between black Trans bookers and white Trans hookers. I have seen maybe two white Trans hookers in my life time, but have seen nearly a hundred black Trans hookers between tampa, orlando, and miami. 99.9 percent of the time any black street meat you come across in central Florida has a dick. You would think with economic situation being the way it is, their would be more.black girls but their are not. The second reason for my lack of black sw dates is that black hookers are usually very demanding and lazy. They do not know how to pretend and please a man they are not attracted to. They will not do any special positions or tricks. The third reason is their greediness. You would think with them being the last resort for most mongers they would take what they could get. Nope. I have had unfortunate interactions with black streetwalkers because they refuse to get out of my car. How many girls you reckon you've "mongered"?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:12 |
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Ones I see personally look exactly like Nikki Benz and Shyla Stylez because I only pay for the top shelf hookers. HTH
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:59 |
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Who wants to start a kickfunder to make an Underground Railroad theme porno?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:17 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:How many girls you reckon you've "mongered"?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:26 |
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Dead Boy posted:At least two hundred by now. That's a lot of blown out pussy. I think I'd get bored.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:28 |
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what's the going rate for a BBBJWCIM from a wsw/hsw around miami?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:31 |
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can you please give me her phone number
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:33 |
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Vin BioEthanol posted:what's the going rate for a BBBJWCIM from a wsw/hsw around miami? Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so remember to always downplay your wealth.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:50 |
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Dead Boy posted:Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so that is tough because I am rich a poo poo, I could easily afford 2 sex
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:52 |
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A good haggling trick in general is agreeing on price and then when it comes time to pay say "oh this all I have actually" and you'll likely get a discount
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:54 |
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a dog from hell posted:That's a lot of blown out pussy. I think I'd get bored. Honestly at this point I do it out of habit more than anything. The sex doesn't even feel good anymore. It's like I'm masturbating into smelly loose dish rag.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:55 |
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Kuato posted:A good haggling trick in general is agreeing on price and then when it comes time to pay say "oh this all I have actually" and you'll likely get a discount I have done this before but you have to be careful. Some girls are so burnt out that you can just have your way and kick them out when you are satisfied. Others carry blades and some even guns. Also if you frequent the same area you will have to watch out for her dope boys/ beta bitch. Yes my friends even Crack whores have beta bitch at their disposal.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:57 |
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Kuato posted:A good haggling trick in general is agreeing on price and then when it comes time to pay say "oh this all I have actually" and you'll likely get a discount Sounds like a good way to live long.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:04 |
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Barelywet Tubeman
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:06 |
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there arent any hookers on my street
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:11 |
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Moola posted:there arent any hookers on my street If you don't know who the hooker is on your street, it's you honey.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:33 |
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Sounds like you live on a really lovely street
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:33 |
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Dead Boy comes out of nowhere to redeem this thread... Whoa nelly
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:45 |
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let me in mom!!! posted:Barelywet Tubeman Hairy Twat Tubgirl Man
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:46 |
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Any hookers on my street look like this;
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 04:53 |
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You should let your mom inside OP it's cold out.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 04:57 |
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Dead Boy posted:I have been mongering for nearly ten years and count on my hand the number of times I have picked up a black girl. Their are several reasons for this. For some strange reason their is a crazy disparity between black Trans bookers and white Trans hookers. I have seen maybe two white Trans hookers in my life time, but have seen nearly a hundred black Trans hookers between tampa, orlando, and miami. 99.9 percent of the time any black street meat you come across in central Florida has a dick. You would think with economic situation being the way it is, their would be more.black girls but their are not. The second reason for my lack of black sw dates is that black hookers are usually very demanding and lazy. They do not know how to pretend and please a man they are not attracted to. They will not do any special positions or tricks. The third reason is their greediness. You would think with them being the last resort for most mongers they would take what they could get. Nope. I have had unfortunate interactions with black streetwalkers because they refuse to get out of my car. would like to hear stories re: same
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 04:57 |
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does Harriet Tubman count as a celebrity?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 04:59 |
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Dead Boy posted:Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so why don't you go to backpage like a normal person
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:02 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Dead Boy comes out of nowhere to redeem this thread... Whoa nelly
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:09 |
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Dead Boy posted:I have done this before but you have to be careful. Some girls are so burnt out that you can just have your way and kick them out when you are satisfied. Others carry blades and some even guns. Also if you frequent the same area you will have to watch out for her dope boys/ beta bitch. Yes my friends even Crack whores have beta bitch at their disposal. Jon poo?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:59 |
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John...John pop
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:59 |
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MattD1zzl3 posted:I was on my stoop playing my favorite people-watching game "Street worker, or uber pickup?" and realized that One of the regular hookers on my street looks exactly like Famous civil-rights leader Harriet Tubman. Its uncanny. i'd railroad her underground
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 06:03 |
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Dead Boy posted:Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so Hi jon pop
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 07:33 |
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id run a train on her
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 07:38 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:37 |
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Robo Reagan posted:id run a train on her it wasnt an actual railroad you uneducated fucker
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