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MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
I was on my stoop playing my favorite people-watching game "Street worker, or uber pickup?" and realized that One of the regular hookers on my street looks exactly like Famous civil-rights leader Harriet Tubman. Its uncanny.




oh yeaaaaaaa


Post your hooker-celebrity lookalikes.

MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jul 31, 2015

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
one of the hookers suckin my dick looks EXACTLY like ur mom op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my go to looks like bruce vilanch

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

one of the hookers suckin my dick looks EXACTLY like ur mom op

We must live on the same street.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So, how much did you pay him OP?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
op i heard stoop kids never leave their stoops c/d?

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
theres a joke in here somewhere about giving her the underground railroad

Dead Boy
Jul 30, 2015

by Cowcaster
I have been mongering for nearly ten years and count on my hand the number of times I have picked up a black girl. Their are several reasons for this. For some strange reason their is a crazy disparity between black Trans bookers and white Trans hookers. I have seen maybe two white Trans hookers in my life time, but have seen nearly a hundred black Trans hookers between tampa, orlando, and miami. 99.9 percent of the time any black street meat you come across in central Florida has a dick. You would think with economic situation being the way it is, their would be more.black girls but their are not. The second reason for my lack of black sw dates is that black hookers are usually very demanding and lazy. They do not know how to pretend and please a man they are not attracted to. They will not do any special positions or tricks. The third reason is their greediness. You would think with them being the last resort for most mongers they would take what they could get. Nope. I have had unfortunate interactions with black streetwalkers because they refuse to get out of my car.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


concerned mom posted:

theres a joke in here somewhere about giving her the underground railroad

If you pay her she will take you to her undergarment railroad.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Dead Boy posted:

I have been mongering for nearly ten years and count on my hand the number of times I have picked up a black girl. Their are several reasons for this. For some strange reason their is a crazy disparity between black Trans bookers and white Trans hookers. I have seen maybe two white Trans hookers in my life time, but have seen nearly a hundred black Trans hookers between tampa, orlando, and miami. 99.9 percent of the time any black street meat you come across in central Florida has a dick. You would think with economic situation being the way it is, their would be more.black girls but their are not. The second reason for my lack of black sw dates is that black hookers are usually very demanding and lazy. They do not know how to pretend and please a man they are not attracted to. They will not do any special positions or tricks. The third reason is their greediness. You would think with them being the last resort for most mongers they would take what they could get. Nope. I have had unfortunate interactions with black streetwalkers because they refuse to get out of my car.

How many girls you reckon you've "mongered"?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Ones I see personally look exactly like Nikki Benz and Shyla Stylez because I only pay for the top shelf hookers. HTH

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Who wants to start a kickfunder to make an Underground Railroad theme porno?

Dead Boy
Jul 30, 2015

by Cowcaster

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

How many girls you reckon you've "mongered"?
At least two hundred by now.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Dead Boy posted:

At least two hundred by now.

That's a lot of blown out pussy. I think I'd get bored.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
what's the going rate for a BBBJWCIM from a wsw/hsw around miami?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
can you please give me her phone number

Dead Boy
Jul 30, 2015

by Cowcaster

Vin BioEthanol posted:

what's the going rate for a BBBJWCIM from a wsw/hsw around miami?

Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so
remember to always downplay your wealth.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Dead Boy posted:

Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so
remember to always downplay your wealth.

that is tough because I am rich a poo poo, I could easily afford 2 sex

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
A good haggling trick in general is agreeing on price and then when it comes time to pay say "oh this all I have actually" and you'll likely get a discount

Dead Boy
Jul 30, 2015

by Cowcaster

a dog from hell posted:

That's a lot of blown out pussy. I think I'd get bored.

Honestly at this point I do it out of habit more than anything. The sex doesn't even feel good anymore. It's like I'm masturbating into smelly loose dish rag.

Dead Boy
Jul 30, 2015

by Cowcaster

Kuato posted:

A good haggling trick in general is agreeing on price and then when it comes time to pay say "oh this all I have actually" and you'll likely get a discount

I have done this before but you have to be careful. Some girls are so burnt out that you can just have your way and kick them out when you are satisfied. Others carry blades and some even guns. Also if you frequent the same area you will have to watch out for her dope boys/ beta bitch. Yes my friends even Crack whores have beta bitch at their disposal.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kuato posted:

A good haggling trick in general is agreeing on price and then when it comes time to pay say "oh this all I have actually" and you'll likely get a discount

Sounds like a good way to live long.

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
Barelywet Tubeman

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
there arent any hookers on my street

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Moola posted:

there arent any hookers on my street

If you don't know who the hooker is on your street, it's you honey.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Sounds like you live on a really lovely street

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Dead Boy comes out of nowhere to redeem this thread... Whoa nelly

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

let me in mom!!! posted:

Barelywet Tubeman

Hairy Twat Tubgirl Man

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.
Any hookers on my street look like this;

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
You should let your mom inside OP it's cold out.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Dead Boy posted:

I have been mongering for nearly ten years and count on my hand the number of times I have picked up a black girl. Their are several reasons for this. For some strange reason their is a crazy disparity between black Trans bookers and white Trans hookers. I have seen maybe two white Trans hookers in my life time, but have seen nearly a hundred black Trans hookers between tampa, orlando, and miami. 99.9 percent of the time any black street meat you come across in central Florida has a dick. You would think with economic situation being the way it is, their would be more.black girls but their are not. The second reason for my lack of black sw dates is that black hookers are usually very demanding and lazy. They do not know how to pretend and please a man they are not attracted to. They will not do any special positions or tricks. The third reason is their greediness. You would think with them being the last resort for most mongers they would take what they could get. Nope. I have had unfortunate interactions with black streetwalkers because they refuse to get out of my car.

would like to hear stories re: same

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008
does Harriet Tubman count as a celebrity?

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008

Dead Boy posted:

Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so
remember to always downplay your wealth.

why don't you go to backpage like a normal person

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Captain Yossarian posted:

Dead Boy comes out of nowhere to redeem this thread... Whoa nelly
Pretty sure that's Jon Pop.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Dead Boy posted:

I have done this before but you have to be careful. Some girls are so burnt out that you can just have your way and kick them out when you are satisfied. Others carry blades and some even guns. Also if you frequent the same area you will have to watch out for her dope boys/ beta bitch. Yes my friends even Crack whores have beta bitch at their disposal.

Jon poo?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
John...John pop

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

MattD1zzl3 posted:

I was on my stoop playing my favorite people-watching game "Street worker, or uber pickup?" and realized that One of the regular hookers on my street looks exactly like Famous civil-rights leader Harriet Tubman. Its uncanny.




oh yeaaaaaaa


Post your hooker-celebrity lookalikes.

i'd railroad her underground

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dead Boy posted:

Flat street rate in Florida is 20-25 for head and 30-40 for sex. Whores will try to get everything they can out of you so
remember to always downplay your wealth.

Hi jon pop

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
id run a train on her

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Jan 4, 2005


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Robo Reagan posted:

id run a train on her

it wasnt an actual railroad you uneducated fucker

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