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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
friend of the family jim

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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Duran Duran from Barbarella using his rape organ

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Lennie from Of Mice and Men

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




goku

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Cthulu Carl posted:

OP's girlfriend.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




lurklurklurk posted:

I like you and your excellent choice.



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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
loving spouse

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
hosed to death by jessica rabit

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I want to be hosed to death by a beautiful woman is the stupidest answer that almost every guy gives. You can gently caress a beautiful fictional woman and survive it you know. Me? I want to get killed by Unicron. While you mundane plebs are grinding your stupid monkey parts together I'm going to be consumed by a loving robot planet that eats other planets and guess what he's coming for earth next!

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Bendyman

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Baby Cakes.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

only if they gently caress me first

you'll want a succubus then - both at the same time, highly efficient

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SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I want to be hosed to death by a beautiful woman is the stupidest answer that almost every guy gives. You can gently caress a beautiful fictional woman and survive it you know. Me? I want to get killed by Unicron. While you mundane plebs are grinding your stupid monkey parts together I'm going to be consumed by a loving robot planet that eats other planets and guess what he's coming for earth next!

Nerd

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