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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

It has my name on the box and inside is a lobster claw over mitt and an Italian Cheese making kit.

He|P

How do I cheiz?

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can i have it

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Jack off with the oven mitt and use your man milk to make the cheese.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

That is a p sweet oven mitt you got there

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Yean can I have that oven mitt? You don't need it, you don't even know how to cook.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

TontoCorazon posted:

Yean can I have that oven mitt? You don't need it, you don't even know how to cook.

i asked first rear end in a top hat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its my dream to own a colorful and sassy oven mitt

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I cook. This is my cook:

No. 6 fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 1, 2015

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Pretend you're chopping your dick off with the claw, then stop and get a knife and actually do it.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Enfield posted:

i asked first rear end in a top hat

YO you will get hosed, don't step up to me son.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

To make cheese you need the following:

1 - bag salt shavings
1 - bag acid powder
1 - slotted bucket
1 - rectal thermometer
2 - 'rennant' pills
1 - birds nest

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


No. 6 posted:

To make cheese you need the following:

1 - bag salt shavings
1 - bag acid powder
1 - slotted bucket
1 - rectal thermometer
2 - 'rennant' pills
1 - birds nest



Ok but what does it have to do with that oven mitt? Send it to me man.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I think the mitt is cause you need to make the milk hot. So either send me hot milk or leave my mitt alone.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you could buy cheese at the store

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

You could buy a lobster claw at the store

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

TontoCorazon posted:

Ok but what does it have to do with that oven mitt? Send it to me man.

if anyones going to get the mitt its me, get your own mitt

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


No. 6 posted:

I think the mitt is cause you need to make the milk hot. So either send me hot milk or leave my mitt alone.

Look I'm not leaving without that mitt. Now what do you plan to do about this?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Enfield posted:

if anyones going to get the mitt its me, get your own mitt

And you mind your drat business.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

No. 6 posted:

You could buy a lobster claw at the store

Buy two lobsters and have them fight.

Winner gets the cheese.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
I don't get anything from my secret admirers

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Make the. Cheese op. I'm almost there

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Make a cheese

January
Jul 5, 2009
Clearly you have a secret admirer who knows you very well. He/she believes that your already commendable culinary talent would be enhanced further via humorous protective gear and homemade artisanal cheeses. You should feel flattered.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Milk a goat at the petting zoo and rustle up a subtle fromage

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I now hold the power to create the following cheese:

- ricotta
- mozzarella
- ???

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

down n out posted:

Make the. Cheese op. I'm almost there

Yea actually can we get some pics of this mitt in action?

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
Snort the acid powder and boof those pills.

You will become a baby bird and live in the nest until you are ready for the next step.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Anthrovore posted:

Yea actually can we get some pics of this mitt in action?

Pic of the mitt on my wife's pussy: http://i.imgur.com/pkciSHz.png

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



In no way does this indicate that you have a stalker.

Relax, put on the claw glove, and make the cheese.

Do not be concerned, OP. Do not be concerned.

Make the cheese.

Make the cheese.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

CaptainSarcastic posted:

In no way does this indicate that you have a stalker.

Relax, put on the claw glove, and make the cheese.

Do not be concerned, OP. Do not be concerned.

Make the cheese.

Make the cheese.

Need whole milk

and an idea for the cheese

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

How much does the mitt cost? I wanna get my own

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


did you drunk order it?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I did not order it sober or otherwise. It's a mystery where it comes from.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
do you have an amazon wishlist

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



No. 6 posted:

I did not order it sober or otherwise. It's a mystery where it comes from.

Do not be concerned. Go get some whole milk, then put on the glove and make the cheese.

It is very important that you make the cheese.

Do not be concerned.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

No. 6 posted:

I cook. This is my cook:



drat that's an impressive pile of cucumber chunks you really know your stuff op

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ROFLburger posted:

drat that's an impressive pile of cucumber chunks you really know your stuff op

why are there bugs all over the cucumbers........

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
amazons hosed up the past 3 orders. boss ordered a 50" tv during prime day, they sent one and we got it, then a week later another one showed up. then we ordered some paper and they included a whole box meant for someone else and shoved the shipping label inside the physical ream box. another one was mysteriously 'preparing shipment' for like a week.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

ROFLburger posted:

drat that's an impressive pile of cucumber chunks you really know your stuff op

OP makes a mean Chopped Melon with Rat Poops

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