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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
snyping triathlon :synpa:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



show them a printout of a thread and have them estimate whether they can snipe it

Mahatma Goonsay
Jun 6, 2007
Yum
USB plugathon. You only get one chance.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
yospos triathlon

-- liking how
-- lolling if
-- being the

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
-Heavy computer lifting contest
-race
-E-mail contest

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


no they will not posted:

-Heavy computer lifting contest
-race
-E-mail contest

my grandma is gonna loving dominate that e-mail contest

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Valeyard posted:

Imagine those guys flipping the huge truck tires except it's the original Xbox, please see the attached concept art.

Cheers, V



ty i had this mental image and wanted to see it shopped

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Valeyard posted:

Imagine those guys flipping the huge truck tires except it's the original Xbox, please see the attached concept art.

Cheers, V



lol

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
contestants shall receive a phone call from a random relative (within two generations) of their acquaintance, and must verbally guide them to reset a lost password recovery on a Windows phone

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
how many fonts and font options can you fit in a corporate email?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

imagine a dude pulling one of these down the street attached to chains

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

akadajet posted:

imagine a dude pulling one of these down the street attached to chains


do they also have to pull the power supply with their rear end or something

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

talk someone over 60 years old through successfully setting up an itunes store account over the phone

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Press the spacebar 1000 times to lift the X-Wing out of the swamp. First to finish = "winner"

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

qirex posted:

talk someone over 60 years old through successfully setting up an itunes store account over the phone

this sint hardd as spakele make it oso eyss

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


-a competition to see who can get the most upset in an argument over subjective opinions

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Touch typing competition.

Hands covered so can't see keys. Type <THING> fastest with fewest mistakes.

Like write & run

code:
10 PRINT PEANUS
20 GOTO 10

or something

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
-unplug all the cables, use a holesaw on a new ikea desktop, replug all teh cables though teh hole

-brute force a password (strength event)

-100m crash cart dash

-under the floor tile shimmy

-above the ceiling tile shimmy

-temporary air con construction contest (most cfm wins)

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

Mister Sinewave posted:

Touch typing competition.

Hands covered so can't see keys. Type <THING> fastest with fewest mistakes.

Like write & run

code:
10 PRINT PEANUS
20 GOTO 10
or something

sudden death round:

above while using a treadmill desk

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
cable janitor desk limbo

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


this thread:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Silver Alicorn posted:

2 mile printer hauling biathlon

even in death this man will never live down that story

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Run The Code: contestants must navigate an obstacle course of sloppy code blocks by reading each line and determining if its threadsafe and if it will break the build. if they jump on a bad block, the block will break and the contestant falls into a pit of hot coffee. a big punching bag pendulum dubbed the 'project manager' swings behind the contestant and moves along the course at a set time and will knock you off your block if you take too long

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Mount 16 blades in an HP C-Class chassis in the top 16U of the rack. No removing blades/power/fans, no Genie lift allowed.

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

-- who can smell the nicest
-- best haircut
-- best coordination of business casual clothing
-- most appropriate beard

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

4x400m responsibility shirk

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Synchronized Syncing

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
fashion event: secure necktie arounf forehead and unbutton shirt runway

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