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Boohoohoo I'm a goon and my rear end explodes when I eat bland food like Chipotle Oh noooo sorry guys we can't eat at Chipotle, it gives me baaaaaad diahhreeaa Noooo you guys we gotta go eat somewhere else, please consider my IBS
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 19:05 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 08:56 |
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chipotle is fine as suburban fast food goes it is loving stellar
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 19:13 |
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I get a double wrapped, double brown rice, double chicken, double guac, double lettuce, double cheese, double sour cream, and double mild salsa burrito twice a week. Totally worth every bite. Chipotle is the greatest invention ever
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 19:51 |
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Bababooie
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 19:52 |
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Chipotle is old hat. It's all about ShopHouse now.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:02 |
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prostidude posted:I get a double wrapped, double brown rice, double chicken, double guac, double lettuce, double cheese, double sour cream, and double mild salsa burrito twice a week. Totally worth every bite. Chipotle is the greatest invention ever Double chins, double rolls, double bypass.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:04 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:chipotle is fine No kidding, especially when compared to Qdoba. Qdoba loving sucks.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:11 |
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Infidel Castro posted:No kidding, especially when compared to Qdoba. I lolled how during the last government shutdown congress fight the GOP ordered Qdoba during their little huddle meetings.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:14 |
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notZaar posted:Here's a lifehack for you: ax the chipotle slave to chop your 'ritto in twain so you can eat half for lunch and half for dinner. It's actually a pretty decent meal as far as carbs/prots/fats ratios are (just skip the cheese and get whole wheat tortilla). op is a tiny bird
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:51 |
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I like chipotle when I want to eat delicious crunchy salad with no gay poo poo like sour cream and guac and poo poo. burrito bowl, brown rice, black beans, double chicken.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:22 |
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slay all those who avoid guac in their burrito
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:24 |
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etalian posted:slay all those who avoid guac in their burrito I'm not paying extra....
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:29 |
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yeah ill take a burrito lemme get white rice, chicken, black beans, shredded cheese, sour cream, thanks later
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:31 |
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i'd rather have el pollo loco than chipotle ten times out of ten
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:31 |
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cams posted:i'd rather have el polo loco than chipotle ten times out of ten
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:32 |
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don't let people know that i mispelled pollo plz i live in southern california they'll kill me
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:33 |
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cams posted:don't let people know that i mispelled pollo plz i live in southern california they'll kill me Dont worry just chop it up to being white and uncultured
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:47 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:this, just this
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:53 |
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*gets off 30 minute eliptical workout* chugs protein shake gets burrito quesadilla wrapped with double guac double cheese
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:03 |
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LeoMarr posted:*gets off 30 minute eliptical workout* Sounds good but replace elliptical with good 1 hour 30 min weight lifting session preferable back day after deadliftsfeels good
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:04 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Sounds good but replace elliptical with good 1 hour 30 min weight lifting session preferable back day after deadliftsfeels good All I need is a 30 minute elip workout I burned 700 calories see the machine said so!
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:05 |
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If I eat horrible food but with lots of meat after my deadlifts I can feel it going straight into my glutes and back muscles it feels amazing
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:06 |
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Squat 3x a month, spend the rest of the time getting fat and talking about protein.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:06 |
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I eat food
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:16 |
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Gets double everything burrito wheat tortilla
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:17 |
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when you get the quesarito, do they melt the cheese or is it just cold shredded cheese? I'm asking for a friend.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:37 |
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yoyodyne posted:when you get the quesarito, do they melt the cheese or is it just cold shredded cheese? I'm asking for a friend. nice alibi
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:38 |
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Seriously though, I may get one, but not with any sour cream, cheese inside or rice(not a fan of rice in a burrito). I usually go to Freebirds for stuff like this anyway. I only really ever go to Chipotle out of convenience.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:03 |
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yoyodyne posted:when you get the quesarito, do they melt the cheese or is it just cold shredded cheese? I'm asking for a friend. unlike doob they melt the cheese
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:06 |
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yoyodyne posted:Seriously though, I may get one, but not with any sour cream, cheese inside or rice(not a fan of rice in a burrito). I usually go to Freebirds for stuff like this anyway. I only really ever go to Chipotle out of convenience. freebirds is the loving poo poo. theres never any reason when freebirds is near. i hope they keep expanding and not losing quality
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:16 |
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Xaris posted:freebirds is the loving poo poo. theres never any reason when freebirds is near. i hope they keep expanding and not losing quality They also have a 1700 calorie super monster burrito
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:33 |
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etalian posted:They also have a 1700 calorie super monster burrito to be fair, that is like 3 meals a pop right there
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:45 |
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I bought a 6 lb burrito for 10 dollars once and ate it for 2 days straight. it was good but my poops were a little odd. Like larger than normal and metallic smelling
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:04 |
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yoyodyne posted:when you get the quesarito, do they melt the cheese or is it just cold shredded cheese? I'm asking for a friend. chipotle makes lovely quesaritos; way too much tortilla
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:36 |
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lovely, bland, over Americanized, tough steak, dry chicken. Garbage. gently caress you Chipotle. Also their guacamole will stay green for at least 5 days and it doesn't take a retard with half a brain to know that ain't fuckin right
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:43 |
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LeoMarr posted:I bought a 6 lb burrito for 10 dollars once and ate it for 2 days straight. it was good but my poops were a little odd. Like larger than normal and metallic smelling You're supposed to take the foil off before you eat it
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:57 |
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interwhat posted:lovely, bland, over Americanized, tough steak, dry chicken. Garbage. gently caress you Chipotle. Also their guacamole will stay green for at least 5 days and it doesn't take a retard with half a brain to know that ain't fuckin right Actually, it's good.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:47 |
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I'm too poor to eat at chipotle. I literally cannot afford a meal there without not being able to pay rent or bills at the end of the month. Your move, overprivileged goons. I sometimes make rice and black bean burritos at home because those things are dirt loving cheap.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:11 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Sounds good but replace elliptical with good 1 hour 30 min weight lifting session preferable back day after deadliftsfeels good Wow U must be a monster
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:18 |
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The Saurus posted:Your move, overprivileged goons. You could afford $20 for SA.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:24 |