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puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008
I saw a tattoo of the iron eagle on his back and I was pretty suspicious. the next day we were chillin watching TV and I heard his text ring tone go off. it was an angry sounding dude not speaking english and I was like "who's that" and he's like "it's hitler." he told me he thinks people who marry outside of their race are communists. and he thought my friend was muslim cuz he has a big unkempt beard. my friends name is Nikolai lol who ever heard of a russian muslim?? he has like 6 daughters by three different women of course. I hope they all bring home black boyfriends some day lol.

I work in a hell hole oil town in north dakota, company pays for our housing obviously I wouldn't live with a neonazi under normal circumstances. at least I'm not rooming with the guy that has 6 DUIs

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Murder him in his sleep.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

puppet pal mitch posted:

I saw a tattoo of the iron eagle on his back and I was pretty suspicious. the next day we were chillin watching TV and I heard his text ring tone go off. it was an angry sounding dude not speaking english and I was like "who's that" and he's like "it's hitler." he told me he thinks people who marry outside of their race are communists. and he thought my friend was muslim cuz he has a big unkempt beard. my friends name is Nikolai lol who ever heard of a russian muslim?? he has like 6 daughters by three different women of course. I hope they all bring home black boyfriends some day lol.

I work in a hell hole oil town in north dakota, company pays for our housing obviously I wouldn't live with a neonazi under normal circumstances. at least I'm not rooming with the guy that has 6 DUIs

what does interracial marriage have to do with communism?

kill him for being a dumb motherfucker with incongruent beliefs if nothing else

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

No. 6 posted:

Murder him in his sleep.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
dude make enough money to not have a roommate or make a friend u can live with either way problem solved

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

what does interracial marriage have to do with communism?

ok so I don't know how obvious it is from the op but he's not very bright

garbage horse
Jul 31, 2015

lovin it
do kill him

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

what does interracial marriage have to do with communism?

kill him for being a dumb motherfucker with incongruent beliefs if nothing else

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




cuck him

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
you... you know there are russian muslims, right?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Tell him you like to get cucked by black bulls.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
ask him if hitelr did anything wrong

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

gently caress the ROW posted:

you... you know there are russian muslims, right?

Russlims

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

suck his dick op

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp

puppet pal mitch posted:

I saw a tattoo of the iron eagle on his back and I was pretty suspicious. the next day we were chillin watching TV and I heard his text ring tone go off. it was an angry sounding dude not speaking english and I was like "who's that" and he's like "it's hitler." he told me he thinks people who marry outside of their race are communists. and he thought my friend was muslim cuz he has a big unkempt beard. my friends name is Nikolai lol who ever heard of a russian muslim?? he has like 6 daughters by three different women of course. I hope they all bring home black boyfriends some day lol.

I work in a hell hole oil town in north dakota, company pays for our housing obviously I wouldn't live with a neonazi under normal circumstances. at least I'm not rooming with the guy that has 6 DUIs


There are millions of muslim russians, you loving idiot

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

maybe he needs jesus in his life. why dont you two go on down to pray this sunday?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
So are you just going to pretend like its cool?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

OP is an ostrich looking bitch

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008

Maniac Pahis posted:

There are millions of muslim russians, you loving idiot

well obviously if I was smart i wouldnt be building crude oil tanks in the middle of loving nowhere. Id have one of those jobs where you get paid to sit in an office and post on something awful dot com

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
You should probably talk to HR.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

puppet pal mitch posted:

well obviously if I was smart i wouldnt be building crude oil tanks in the middle of loving nowhere. Id have one of those jobs where you get paid to sit in an office and post on something awful dot com

as a prole, what do you think about the possibility of world communist revolution? you are entitled to the value created by your own labor. kick out the bosses. they need you, you dont need them

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Casually listen to NPR on a regular basis

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
do you guys watch Jewish television shows together

ie all televsion shows

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Drop hints that Jessica Williams from the Daily Show is your ideal woman.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

You need to download a terabyte of black on white interracial porn to his laptop. Maybe make his background a blonde girl getting jizzed on by a big black dude. That's the kind of poo poo that pisses them off. Then slowly start dropping hints that you are Jewish and likely gay

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Put Mississippi Burning on. Laugh at all the wrong places.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Slide your penis into his anus when he's least expecting.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Ask him if he's ever had an original thought in his short, disgusting existence.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

No. 6 posted:

Slide your penis into his anus when he's least expecting.

This, but make sure to be in black face while doing it

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

You should probably talk to HR.

realposting is for losers. but realtalk i called the field manager and asked for a new crew after my last foreman suggested we should line all the gays up and shoot them twice. And the field manager was like mmmmm yes ok well why don't we send you to the middle of nowhere and you can live with this white supremacist instead. and I was like ok point taken.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

You need to download a terabyte of black on white interracial porn to his laptop. Maybe make his background a blonde girl getting jizzed on by a big black dude. That's the kind of poo poo that pisses them off. Then slowly start dropping hints that you are Jewish and likely gay

suicide by nazi

sadly probalby not as much sympathy points to garner than if you do it by cop

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Ask him if he had to take a vacation to one, would he choose Niger or Nigeria?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

No. 6 posted:

Casually listen to NPR on a regular basis

probably dont get npr on the oil fields.

all country music and classic rock is my guess

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
these are the little slice of life threads that keep me coming back

also russian muslims totally don't exist, no way are chechnyagans russians

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

have sex with mookface

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

No. 6 posted:

Ask him if he's ever had an original thought in his short, disgusting existence.

a true SA goon

the SA were gay nazis you see

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Ask him how he feels about white people stealing an Asian symbol to express their ideals.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

puppet pal mitch posted:

I saw a tattoo of the iron eagle on his back and I was pretty suspicious. the next day we were chillin watching TV and I heard his text ring tone go off. it was an angry sounding dude not speaking english and I was like "who's that" and he's like "it's hitler." he told me he thinks people who marry outside of their race are communists. and he thought my friend was muslim cuz he has a big unkempt beard. my friends name is Nikolai lol who ever heard of a russian muslim?? he has like 6 daughters by three different women of course. I hope they all bring home black boyfriends some day lol.

I work in a hell hole oil town in north dakota, company pays for our housing obviously I wouldn't live with a neonazi under normal circumstances. at least I'm not rooming with the guy that has 6 DUIs

My advising professor back in grad school was a Russian Muslim.

He also drank vodka like a sonofabitch, so I think the Russian part of him won... except for the multiple wives thing.

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008

shiksa posted:

probably dont get npr on the oil fields.

all country music and classic rock is my guess

prarie public is my poo poo dude. Listen to it every morning

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
you should find common ground with your nazi roommate

like racial hatred or something. gently caress, i dunno man :shrug:

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