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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE

If you don't like billy Joel u should kill your drat self

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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jackyl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE

If you don't like billy Joel u should kill your drat self

:agreed:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
He sucks.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Uptown Girl ruined any cred he might have ever dreamed about.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
They're sharing a drink they call loneliness




....but it's better than drinking alone!

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Z6Yi_tlhs

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i think that you'll find that it is actually you who sucks

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
He sucks compared to Elton John
The love for cock makes you a better musician, it's a well known fact

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Nightrain posted:

The love for cock makes you a better musician, it's a well known fact

Then you must be Mozart.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
and we were sharp! As sharp as knives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzjhl-QztE

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's a quality name to have two first names imo

Kind of unfair on a lot of levels tbqh

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

circ dick soleil posted:

Then you must be Mozart.

More like Freddy Mercury cause I own a lot of tights and a scepter

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Nightrain posted:

More like Freddy Mercury cause I own a lot of tights and a scepter

also aids.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

And I have been known to tie your mother down

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
billy joel aka "that guy they play on muzak that always makes me want to leave immediately"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
real talk: if you don't like billy Joel you don't like you and also u r dumb

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
this seems extremely pertinent to this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos

btw ^^^^ proclick

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
please thoroughly enjoy this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eombnsKnOc

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Nightrain posted:

And I have been known to tie your mother down

drat I got owned.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
billy joel cemented his legacy as a non-arsonist in 1989 and for that I am proud of him

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

jackyl posted:

real talk: if you don't like billy Joel you don't like you and also u r dumb

truth being spoken here, listen up faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz48xw_OiM

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

devin2 posted:

this seems extremely pertinent to this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos

btw ^^^^ proclick

if you don't get this then please leave

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

devin2 posted:

this seems extremely pertinent to this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos

btw ^^^^ proclick

:drat:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Idiot Kicker posted:

billy joel cemented his legacy as a non-arsonist in 1989 and for that I am proud of him
he should have leaped into the flames imo

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
I guess some of his stuff is okay, Dookie was an alright album

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011

jackyl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE

If you don't like billy Joel u should kill your drat self

:hellyeah:

good job on being ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY RIGHT op.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Gazpacho posted:

he should have leaped into the flames imo

imo he should never have shot his wad in your mother, then you would not have been born and made this bad post but he would still be doing things like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlEvh-DZ-kE

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
I say album because I am old, not a hipster

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Gazpacho posted:

he should have leaped into the flames imo

Caring enough about the BJ man to wish him ill is going too far.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
steely dan is the only acceptable dad rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A0wGO3c2T8

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Well yeah, but then you oughta know by now

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler


Brendar and Eddie were still going steady in the summer of '75

one of my 1st avs

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
piano man is one of the rare songs that would actually be improved if tom waits sang it.

that's just pitiful

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
billy joel is the kind of :airquote: "rocker" you can play around people that home school their kids

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Gazpacho posted:

billy joel is the kind of :airquote: "rocker" you can play around people that home school their kids

except the one that disses catholic girls, i'm sure

and the one with the line about sitting at home and masturbating

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Here's this before the thread sinks into abscuresence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyv905Q2omU

oddly released concurrently with the Bowie/Queen pressure song

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
liking billy joel is vaguely shameful, but the longest time is a good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ

also the video for Allentown is the gayest thing ever put to film, including gay porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHnJp0oyOxs

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
actually i believe we disagree on this issue op

joe strummer > all other1970ies music mans
e: & 80ties too

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

jackyl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE

If you don't like billy Joel u should kill your drat self

Agreed.

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
any pop songwriter stupid enough to call his first foray into classical music "fantasies and delusions" deserves all the poo poo he gets

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