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RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

:agreed:

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

OMGVBFLOL posted:

actually i believe we disagree on this issue op

joe strummer > all other1970ies music mans
e: & 80ties too

q4page2

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Billy Joel wah wah vietnam wah wah

and we'll all go down on each other or w/e

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich

The Sphinxster posted:

Uptown Girl ruined any cred he might have ever dreamed about.

everyone lol at this post's idiocy

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
yeah! and uh... also, phil collins is good! :)

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
All For Leyna you dickless fucks

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Everyone likes to poo poo on River of Dreams, I probably only like it because of nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSq4B_zHqPM

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
He had more or less had a good arc; didn't embarrass himself too much after the early 80's peak. Well, excepting the previous video.
Who gently caress did he marry? Bassinger?

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Champenema posted:

He had more or less had a good arc; didn't embarrass himself too much after the early 80's peak. Well, excepting the previous video.
Who gently caress did he marry? Bassinger?

Christie Brinkley

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

He married an uptown girl, she'd been living in her uptown world

Maxwellsdemon
Nov 12, 2007
meh
Grimey Drawer
Billy joel does own.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
When looking back at the tumultuous and tragic events of the late 20th Century it's really the Rock-and-Roller cola wars that make me upset enough to give up on everything.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
is that all you get for your money?

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Ill never forget the time he played a concert with Elton John and he was loving wasted splayed out all over his piano talking poo poo to the audience

E: best show of my life

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He cum-blasted Christie Brinkley's shitholes for years before he traded in the 40 yr old wife for two 20 yr olds & a brand new Testarossa.

On that alone Billy gets a pass from me for his drunk buffoonery.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

He cum-blasted Christie Brinkley's shitholes for years before he traded in the 40 yr old wife for two 20 yr olds & a brand new Testarossa.

Jesus.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
Look how much this guy hates Billy Jeol:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_spectator/2009/01/the_worst_pop_singer_ever.html

"I'm reluctant to pick on Billy Joel. He's been subject to withering contempt..."

"I think I've identified the qualities in B.J.'s work that distinguish his badness from other kinds of badness: It exhibits unearned contempt. Both a self-righteous contempt for others and the self-approbation and self-congratulation that is contempt's backside"

Tevryr fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 2, 2015

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

what's wrong with uptown girl?

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Vegetable posted:

what's wrong with uptown girl?

It's contemptful of itself you see. It signifies a class difference and our willingness to hounddog women that BJ earnestly struggles with and hates. The man hates himself, and we hate you too Billy Joel.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
Dude was sticking it to both Christie Brinkley and 19 year old Elle Macpherson. That's more than enough to earn my respect.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Horniest Manticore posted:

except the one that disses catholic girls, i'm sure

and the one with the line about sitting at home and masturbating

To be fair, if they listen to more than just that line, the songs about a huge loser that's so depressed he can literally only look forward to getting high again.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



imo katy perry is better

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Tevryr posted:

It's contemptful of itself you see. It signifies a class difference and our willingness to hounddog women that BJ earnestly struggles with and hates. The man hates himself, and we hate you too Billy Joel.
I like this reading but I don't think this was what Billy meant

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
im the guy metaphorically loving an alcoholic beverage

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
also the guy sweettalking the catholic schoolgirl into bed

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
also a big shot

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvVPuJVKcs

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

The Mentalizer posted:

Dude was sticking it to both Christie Brinkley and 19 year old Elle Macpherson. That's more than enough to earn my respect.

I don't care if he hosed every hot girl in the world simultaneously, his music is still a chore to listen to.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
My favorite track on The Nylon Curtain (other than Pressure) is called Laura. Is so freaking Beatles-esque and it's so goddamn pissed off.

Imagine 11-12 y.o. me hearing Billy drop an F-bomb (see 02:01) over such a gorgeous chord progression. It's one of two songs on that album that references electric chairs. How many B.J. songs have electric chair references? I'm pretty sure it's more than two.

Anyway, check out the 4/4 into kickass triplet-feel. Great composition and so much frustration.
Here's the studio version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9FC34rbeio

A decent live version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlceJkDYPNE
(I notice he's much older and plays the song about a whole step down from the studio version. Getting old sucks.

I have always wondered about who Laura was in his real life and TL;DW he basically says it's not about any particular person (but I doubt that because of the line "Sometimes I feel like this Godfather deal is all wrong," although I could just be reading into it); but I had a laugh when I watched this video about the tune.

"Billy Joel - Q&A: Who Was Laura, What Did She Do? (Hobart & William 1996) | Billy Joel "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0SXDkWDeSM

And yeah, I guess after The Nylon Curtain and all that 80's pablum I got bored with him and got hooked on guitarist shithead stuff, then some really good stuff that you must hate because I love it, because anything anyone likes is poo poo.

But my list of favorites includes stuff like Big Shot (ooo, take that Mick Jagger's conceited wife!), Honesty (gorgeous song), Anthony's Song - Movin' Out (at least up until the stupid motorcycle poo poo), Lots of songs off Nylon Curtain (Allentown, Pressure, Goodnight Saigon, Laura, etc.), My Life (is that the name?), Still Rock n Roll to Me, and other stuff from that era.

He gets a bad rap, but to be fair I can't stand to listen to Uptown Girl, either. Or We Didn't Start The Fire, or much of anything after that phase, especially when he started playing guitar. But I really respect his early work, he had a great ear, a great voice, and a lot of issues to work out.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Aug 2, 2015

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Billy Joel sucks more than anything else could suck, "making love to his tonic and gin" give me a god drat break. HE LITERALLY WROTE THAT DOWN. He wrote that poo poo down on a legal pad, and then said to himself "oh yeah, now you're really getting started now!!'



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqY6mXULzpw

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

The Sphinxster posted:

Uptown Girl ruined any cred he might have ever dreamed about.

i don't understand why people don't like uptown girl. it's a great melody, and the bass and drum arrangement on the verse is super tight.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i don't understand why people don't like uptown girl. it's a great melody, and the bass and drum arrangement on the verse is super tight.

it's trash.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

The Stranger really is a lot better than any of his other albums but there are still good parts in all of them.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_vn_Ilsu8

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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snocked posted:

it's trash.

much like your posting

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

snocked posted:

it's trash.

Plus it was way, way overplayed on MTV back in the day.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Billy Joel is for people who think Bruce Springsteen sounds too urban

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

billy joel pro-click:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

also he is a loving incredible pianist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNNpvzuNFA

and i can't find it online anymore but he was great on inside the actors studio. a must watch for any fan. he's a funny and really cool guy.

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