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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkPwJL6op8

LMFAO nobody goes there because they think they're getting good food. What the hell are they thinking, "we used to have some gimmicks too"



This is what they need to do with their advertising. It's called knowing your consumer, hth Dominos.

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Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
dominos is good

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Love me some dominos. MMM yeah! Rub that pepperoni and sausage all over. Yum yum!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is that even a pizza

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

is that even a pizza

No, it's stoner food. It's what Dominos needs to be selling if they want anybody to keep going there.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"You know, I think I'm in the mood for an artisanal, hand crafted, authenitic Italian pizza. I know, I'll call Dominos!"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Wanamingo posted:

No, it's stoner food. It's what Dominos needs to be selling if they want anybody to keep going there.
i'll still eat it because i'm a pig

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i just ate some dominos and it was good

gently caress you op

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

reddit liker posted:

i just ate some dominos and it was good

gently caress you op
poo poo so did i

and it was also good

op is a phony

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

reddit liker posted:

i just ate some dominos and it was good

gently caress you op

I'm not making GBS threads on Dominos, I'm just saying

that poo poo aint authentic and it's stupid as hell to pretend it is

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ugh

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

symbolic posted:

poo poo so did i

and it was also good

op is a phony

op is a fraud and a liar

possibly a murderer and/or rapist as well?

wouldn't surprise me...

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i live a predominately hispanic neighborhood and i don't know what pizza is. is that some gringo poo poo

i know what peekska is though

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

The gently caress??

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
We used to have some gimmicks to, but now we got backs to the basics, and we're making authentic, real pizza

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
peekska hut is pretty good

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

They do a stuffed cheesy bread with bacon and jalapeņos that's the bomb

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Flynn Taggart posted:

They do a stuffed cheesy bread with bacon and jalapeņos that's the bomb

i bought that too

saving it for tomorrow gonna warm it up in the oven for lunch... sick.....

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
For shameful yet nationally available pizza I prefer Papa Johns.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
v. sorry for anyone who seeks thrills in fast food novelty items

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

reddit liker posted:

op is a fraud and a liar

possibly a murderer and/or rapist as well?

wouldn't surprise me...
this is GBS

any OP is one of those three things

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Wanamingo posted:

We used to have some gimmicks to, but now we got backs to the basics, and we're making authentic, real pizza

I really want to know the salaries of the dudes who came up with that.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
The only time I've ever eaten Dominos is when I was pregame drinking in my dorm room. I can't even think of another situation in which I would order Dominos over a local place. Who do they think they are?

e; I've ordered cheesy bread while drunk.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Spiderjelly posted:

I really want to know the salaries of the dudes who came up with that.

More than I'll make in my lifetime, probably

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Grump posted:

The only time I've ever eaten Dominos is when I was pregame drinking in my dorm room. I can't even think of another situation in which I would order Dominos over a local place. Who do they think they are?

An authentic pizza parlor for those who are looking for the real experience

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i think the next pr move by dominoes is that they should buy failing business but convert each business into a pizza theme

like a bookstore that only sold books on pizza or barbershop that is also a dominoes. get your hair cut while you get some za

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Their buy 2 whatevers at $5.99 a piece is pretty sweet and also the $7.99 large carry out thing is cool if you live close enough. Eating some Dominos doesnt give me that why did I do that feeling like the Hut does.

However the Hut is definitely a guilty pleasure. And it is the best tasting of them while cold.

Santheb fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Aug 1, 2015

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I think dominos is ok. Hth

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

I think dominos is ok. Hth

I'm all for lovely pizza, just don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting is what I'm saying

Dominos is stoner food and they shouldn't try to pretend otherwise

Turtle Blogger
Mar 16, 2006

My Angel

If any of y'all sincerely like dominoes pizza, you should have a moment and ponder where your life went so wrong and maybe try to fix it

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Turtle Blogger posted:

If any of y'all sincerely like dominoes pizza, you should have a moment and ponder where your life went so wrong and maybe try to fix it
tehre's actually zero difference between pizza brands


(you imbecile. you loving moron)

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Turtle Blogger posted:

If any of y'all sincerely like dominoes pizza, you should have a moment and ponder where your life went so wrong and maybe try to fix it
no one actually likes fast food pizza. it's the only food you can get if you're lazy and it's 10:30 at night.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
What the gently caress is a tomato sauce squeezie?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

down n out posted:

What the gently caress is a tomato sauce squeezie?



Like ketchup but slightly sweeter, apparently

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

down n out posted:

What the gently caress is a tomato sauce squeezie?

Check out Jombos adventure with Viagra thread in EN to find out.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Only thing "basic" I see here is the OP

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Wait.

I thought Dominos was the place that was trying to get away from being Domino's Pizza. Now they're just Dominos, they're not just a pizza place, they have other stuff. They were flat out destroying old Domino's Pizza signs because that's outdated, that's not them anymore.

Now they're the saviors of Pizza here to save us from the hot-dog crust?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Wait.

I thought Dominos was the place that was trying to get away from being Domino's Pizza. Now they're just Dominos, they're not just a pizza place, they have other stuff. They were flat out destroying old Domino's Pizza signs because that's outdated, that's not them anymore.

Now they're the saviors of Pizza here to save us from the hot-dog crust?
hey man gently caress you, the hot dog crust is pretty good

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Wanamingo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkPwJL6op8

LMFAO nobody goes there because they think they're getting good food. What the hell are they thinking, "we used to have some gimmicks too"



This is what they need to do with their advertising. It's called knowing your consumer, hth Dominos.

those pies are meat pies.....

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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i remember carl's/hardee's did this too years back, they ran some ads declaring how dumb they were for having chicken and burgers on the same menu and henceforth they would do one thing well, and these ads came and went with literally no changes inside the stores

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