Let's Generate weird ass inspirational messages

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guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:03

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SanitysEdge: Jul 28, 2005

You better eat that whole bag of chips.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:17

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Doc Friday posted:

That is the most succinct explanation of e/n I've seen.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:19

OMG JC: Jul 30, 2004

# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:57

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

first try

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:26

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

goodie

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:30

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

annnnd taint reaped yet again!

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:33

Goobish: May 31, 2011

Best one I got so far.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:34

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Perfect for the next Malaysia Airlines disaster.

I can see clearly now.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:38

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:40

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

Oh, and repeal Obamacare.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:41

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:53

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Phobic Nest posted:

Oh, and repeal Obamacare.

I like this one a lot :downs:

# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:57

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

InspiroBot droppin' some harsh truths.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 06:15

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

basement jihadist posted:

first try

# ? Aug 3, 2015 16:38

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Zombees!!!

Something from a teenage girl's room.

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With a friend like that who needs enemies?

# ? Aug 4, 2015 02:32

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:50

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

mrwuss posted:

Harsh but fair

# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:47

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

I think I won. :ohdear:

# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:51

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Clochette posted:

Oh dear.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:17

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:21

Indubitable Leg: Aug 9, 2013

The poignant:

The random:

The

# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:23

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
(and can't post for 2 years!)

# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:24

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 10:21

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

found tcc's motto