Let's Generate weird ass inspirational messages

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The Noble Nobbler: Jul 14, 2003

# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:21

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:26

Fruit Smoothies: Mar 28, 2004; The bat with a ZING

I love this one, it's so meta:

# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:46

Absolute Lithops: Aug 28, 2011; After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Marigi posted:

Is the stuff in the foreground supposed to be like The Hireling Shepherd or something?

# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:53

Fruit Smoothies: Mar 28, 2004; The bat with a ZING

This is painfully addictive

# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:55

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:59

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

GBS or D&D?

# ? Aug 6, 2015 02:11

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Aug 6, 2015

# ? Aug 6, 2015 02:21

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Don't worry, be happy.

# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:36

Mathlete: Nov 30, 2005; It's hip to be a squared square.

Mathlete fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Aug 6, 2015

# ? Aug 6, 2015 05:24

Mountaineer: Aug 29, 2008; Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Angela Christine posted:

Don't worry, be happy.

# ? Aug 6, 2015 06:31

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

Dammit, Inspirobot

# ? Aug 6, 2015 07:46

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Aug 6, 2015

# ? Aug 6, 2015 09:04

Slightly Absurd: Mar 22, 2004

hahahaha, holy poo poo, that last one

# ? Aug 6, 2015 09:17

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

jazzyhattrick posted:

thank mr skeltal

My picks: http://imgur.com/a/hAc0n

Bina fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Aug 6, 2015

# ? Aug 6, 2015 10:55

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

Inspiro-Herzog

# ? Aug 6, 2015 11:31

Shimmergloom: May 20, 2007

This is pure magic

# ? Aug 6, 2015 12:24

Michaellaneous: Oct 30, 2013

# ? Aug 6, 2015 13:41

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

# ? Aug 6, 2015 13:51

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

UNIRONICALLY GOOD :siren:

# ? Aug 6, 2015 16:28

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

I fucken wish

# ? Aug 6, 2015 16:40

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

Both great and terrible news.

# ? Aug 6, 2015 17:30

The Noble Nobbler: Jul 14, 2003

# ? Aug 6, 2015 17:39

Eponymouse: Nov 2, 2013; Beneath the skin, we are already one.

# ? Aug 6, 2015 18:10

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

# ? Aug 6, 2015 19:26

Rahns: Feb 15, 2008; My ass belongs to peo

It's like a Jayden Smith generator.

# ? Aug 6, 2015 20:14

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Aug 7, 2015

# ? Aug 7, 2015 00:13

Jisei: Dec 22, 2004; A tiny bundle of supressed instincts held together by spit and caffeine.

Glasgow Kiss posted:

^ Actually like that one.

ahaha holy poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2015 00:52

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:43

tango alpha delta: Sep 9, 2011; Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

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# ? Aug 7, 2015 04:25

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves