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Training camps are underway and we're just one week away from the start of preseason. You know what that means: Shut up Febreeze, football is coming back I don't care if the games don't count IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT Relevant dates for August: Aug. 8: Pro Football Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (this year's class: Jerome Bettis, Tim Brown, Charles Haley, Bill Polian, Junior Seau, Will Shields, Mick Tingelhoff, Ron Wolf) Aug. 9: Hall of Fame Game, Minnesota Vikings vs. Pittsburgh Steelers Aug. 13-17: First preseason week Aug. 20-24: Second preseason week Aug. 27-30: Third preseason week The final preseason games and roster cut deadlines don't come until September so I left those alone. One more month.
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gently caress autograph hounds who start near riots.
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Aug 1, 2015 07:53
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yeah, I mean start a fuckin riot or don't. what is this "near" riot bullshit 
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Aug 1, 2015 08:04
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Hard Knocks starts August 11th!  A Texans fan should probably do a cool write up and what to look for. Or else I will do it, and you don't want that.
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Aug 1, 2015 08:04
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Tyler Eifert was pretty much uncoverable in the first Bengals practice. Really good tight end or really lovely linebackers, taking all bets! "COVER THE GODDAMN TE!" is basically my hello in the fall. You have no idea how happy I am that all the other TEs in the division are old, hurt and or slow.
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Aug 1, 2015 08:05
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Benne posted:One more month. Summer's gone quick for me. The offseason for SF has left me a little numb so I've mostly been focusing on non-49er stuff. It's been nice!
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Aug 1, 2015 08:25
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Eifert Posting posted:Tyler Eifert was pretty much uncoverable in the first Bengals practice. Really good tight end or really lovely linebackers, taking all bets! yall gonna get maxx to the sack
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Aug 1, 2015 08:26
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On the autograph thing... what is the judgement if you have access to a practice field or pit lane or dugout and can get a dude to sign the pass? No trampling, but it seems like a grey area.
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Aug 1, 2015 11:01
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High_Life posted:On the autograph thing... what is the judgement if you have access to a practice field or pit lane or dugout and can get a dude to sign the pass? No trampling, but it seems like a grey area. If you want an autograph, get one. If not, don't.
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Aug 1, 2015 13:16
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so stoked for fake games. can't wait to see christian ponder and trent richardson blow up scrub defenses. 
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Aug 1, 2015 13:33
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I watched IFAF Hall of Fame game is gonna look like the goddamn Super Bowl
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Aug 1, 2015 13:37
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quote:The only autograph I ever got was from Kimble Anders when I was like 8 or 9. There was a long line and he talked to me for a few minutes about school. Cool dude. Beautiful smile. From the last thread. One of the football things that always makes me is how Kimble's career went down. I mean he still had a solid run and all but... After years of playing fullback the Chiefs didn't have anyone obvious to play halfback in '99, so they decide to give Kimble a shot there. First week he wasn't particularly good. The second week he's killing it, 142 yards on 21 carries against Denver. With the game basically over KC's running out the clock. On his 22nd carry Kimble crumples down in the backfield without anyone touching him, completely blown achilles.He tried to come back the next year but you could see he wasn't the same.
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Aug 1, 2015 13:40
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Cam Newton laughing cause he got 50 million guaranteed paid up front. Owns. Well I guess after all the Bullshit and delays Wilson gets $61 million in guarantees. 
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Aug 1, 2015 13:55
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The only good thing about pre-season is Hard Knocks. Everything else is irrelevant.
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Aug 1, 2015 14:09
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High_Life posted:On the autograph thing... what is the judgement if you have access to a practice field or pit lane or dugout and can get a dude to sign the pass? No trampling, but it seems like a grey area. Just ask. They can say no. Be polite. Unless it's a determined thing they have zero obligation. Also if a big dude signs expect vultures to flock.
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Aug 1, 2015 14:19
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Aug 1, 2015 14:22
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2nd round pick Devin Smith broke a few ribs making a ridiculous catch at practice yesterday and will be out most of training camp. Pads aren't even on yet!
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GaussianCopula posted:The only good thing about pre-season is Hard Knocks. Everything else is irrelevant. I love the preseason because the Dolphins play football games that don't matter
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Aug 1, 2015 14:26
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Ozu posted:2nd round pick Devin Smith broke a few ribs making a ridiculous catch at practice yesterday and will be out most of training camp. I was trying to figure out how he broke ribs in non-contact practice. Did he just sell out on a ball and fall really hard or something?
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Aug 1, 2015 14:27
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Ehud posted:I was trying to figure out how he broke ribs in non-contact practice. Did he just sell out on a ball and fall really hard or something?
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Aug 1, 2015 14:31
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Ehud posted:I love the preseason because the Dolphins play football games that don't matter Same. You get to be interested in the game and hope that they win and all, but if they lose, it's just preseason. If they win, you just stomped those other idiots, go team, you guys are going to make a big splash this season if you keep it up! You throw in a few more lies to yourself about the team's chances and with enough of them you'll no longer be able to tell the difference between the preseason and the regular season and suddenly the extended season you never dared to dream of is right in front of you. That's when Sam Bradford tears his ACL.
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Aug 1, 2015 14:51
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Boom Herron arrived at camp wearing Boom Herron socks, greatly increasing his chance of making the team.
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Aug 1, 2015 15:26
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Boom owns.
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Aug 1, 2015 15:44
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High_Life posted:On the autograph thing... what is the judgement if you have access to a practice field or pit lane or dugout and can get a dude to sign the pass? No trampling, but it seems like a grey area. I don't think their is anything wrong with getting an autograph, its the basement dwelling retards with the fanny packs and binder full of team photos and head shots guy who knocks over little kids to try and get one who are the scourge of the earth.
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Aug 1, 2015 15:49
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it's been so long, andy-kun~~~~~
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Aug 1, 2015 15:52
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Came for candirú, left disappointed. Going to the Redskins-Ravens preseason game. Gonna be awesome. No matter who wins, I'll be happy.
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Aug 1, 2015 15:54
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I wish I had a pre-season where I didn't have to pay close attention to my team's quarterbacks.
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Aug 1, 2015 15:56
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Aug 1, 2015 16:05
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Derek Carr looks good! And hit Crabree with a few 25+ attempts! Trent Richardson, Rod Streater, and Sio Moore did not suit up. The former two due to injuries.
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Aug 1, 2015 16:20
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Weren't we talking about LaMichael James? Hes still on Miami I guess Greg Likens @GregLikens 1h1 hour ago LaMichael James draws cheers from the crowd after showing some wiggle before breaking a nice run #Dolphins Chris Perkins @chrisperk 1h1 hour ago Pouncey blocks Suh...LaMichael James goes away from Suh for big gain. Nice move by James.
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Aug 1, 2015 16:25
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davecrazy posted:I don't think their is anything wrong with getting an autograph, its the basement dwelling retards with the fanny packs and binder full of team photos and head shots guy who knocks over little kids to try and get one who are the scourge of the earth. They always are doing it to sell them explicitly and they're all awful shitheads "don't get more than one" *coyly comes back in line, changes nothing about appearance*
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@NateUlrichABJ Asked if he wants to play for #Browns, Ohio State QB Cardale Jones said he wants to play in #NFL.
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:Same. You get to be interested in the game and hope that they win and all, but if they lose, it's just preseason. If they win, you just stomped those other idiots, go team, you guys are going to make a big splash this season if you keep it up! You throw in a few more lies to yourself about the team's chances and with enough of them you'll no longer be able to tell the difference between the preseason and the regular season and suddenly the extended season you never dared to dream of is right in front of you. That's when Sam Bradford tears his ACL. 
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Aug 1, 2015 16:56
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Chris James 2 posted:@NateUlrichABJ  The Browns are finishing with a top 3 pick right alongside the Redskins. Going down in flames together!
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Weren't we talking about LaMichael James? Bahhahahahahaha!!! Enjoy that bust, Miami!!!! And I think we were talking about Lache Seastrunk in the July thread.
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Aug 1, 2015 17:02
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Ohio State is a cesspool that should be erased from the Earth but God bless Cardale Jones
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Ohio State is a cesspool that should be erased from the Earth but God bless Cardale Jones Cardale is a real life Raydon from Blue Mountain State. 
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