NFL August N/V: Dr Dre? Why not just see one of our team doctors? - Joe Philbin

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Vertical Lime posted:

kyle willams' season is over

is this our first lost for the season camp injury

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/01/broncos-kyle-williams-out-for-season-with-torn-achilles/

I thought this was the other Kyle Williams and thought I missed something big in the offseason.

But this one tore his ACL in 2013, then missed all of last year with a shoulder injury, so... gonna guess this one makes it a career.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:36

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

That's the Kyle Williams who will never set foot in San Francisco again

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:37

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

sweet thursday posted:

A little Pashtun girl getting her leg blown off by a landmine is awful. A rich and famous adult athlete losing a piece of his hand to drunken stupidity is I dunno, pretty funny.

don't want to empty quote so,

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:37

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Benne posted:

That's the Kyle Williams who will never set foot in San Francisco again

There's some 49ers fans who probably think they have telekinetic powers over this, yeah.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:40

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Kalli posted:

There's some 49ers fans who probably think they have telekinetic powers over this, yeah.

Giants MVP

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:40

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

Ozu posted:

@domcosentino
#Jets rookie Devin Smith has a punctured lung, per source. Status for Week 1 uncertain at this point.

suck it up and get back out there kid. youll be blowin em up in no time

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:43

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Came for candir�, left disappointed.

Going to the Redskins-Ravens preseason game. Gonna be awesome. No matter who wins, I'll be happy.

Nobody would judge you if you switched to the Ravens, my friend. I understand the pain of A Bad Owner, having gone through the senile years of big Al and chris cohan owning the warriors.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:51

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Chichevache posted:

He's a clinical narcissist who studied at Stanford (is there any other kind of Stanford student?).

good to know what you really think about richard sherman.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:52

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

zimbomonkey posted:

good to know what you really think about richard sherman.

If Sherman wasn't a Seahawk I would hate him so loving much.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:54

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

why? because he's a talented player?

# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:57

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Ostentatious posted:

Derek Carr looks good! And hit Crabree with a few 25+ attempts!

Trent Richardson, Rod Streater, and Sio Moore did not suit up. The former two due to injuries.

Moore is off the PUP and practiced this morning.

Kyle Williams on his torn achilles tendon:

quote:

but at the end of the day I understand and trust God�s plan for me.

Paging chiche's dad to this thread

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:03

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TubeStank posted:

why? because he's a talented player?

Duh. Do I need anymore reason?

warcrimes posted:

Paging chiche's dad to this thread

"Hah! I guess your god didn't plan on you playing in the NFL anymore! Maybe you should have spent more time working on your knees and less time praying on them. :smuggo:

"

Edit
Vvvv
One, because he doesn't sully his hands with doing anything more intense than hanging picture frames.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 1, 2015

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:06

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chichevache posted:

Omg, mine does.

Every time a college player (he's too cool to watch pro ball) points a finger to the heavens, he feels the need to point out that God isn't real, and even if he was he certainly didn't help the player score.

How many levels does he own? Is it more than five?

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:09

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Chichevache posted:

Duh. Do I need anymore reason?

yeah cause cool players other than noted cheater tom brady are cool

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:11

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TubeStank posted:

yeah cause cool players other than noted cheater tom brady are cool

Tom Brady lied about deflating the ball, a move of questionable advantage at best. Richard Sherman lied about using drugs to get a competitive advantage in the sport.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:16

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

seeing Richard Sherman sad is really fun

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:18

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

TubeStank posted:

huh kaep is a vampire or some poo poo

if you fix the eyes, yeah

Dirt Worshipper fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Aug 1, 2015

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

N: Chargers are wearing powder blue throwbacks twice this year. Once vs Oakland on October 25th, once vs KC on November 22nd, on LdT's retirement ceremony

V: Cool

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:35

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dirt Worshipper posted:

Uncanny.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:40

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Dirt Worshipper posted:

if you fix the eyes, yeah

e:

home run

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:42

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

@AdamSchefter
Browns rookie RB Duke Johnson Jr. left practice with a hamstring injury and RB Terrance West left with a calf injury. And so it begins.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:58

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Is it me or does it seem like there are fewer injuries this year?

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:02

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chris James 2 posted:

@AdamSchefter
Browns rookie RB Duke Johnson Jr. left practice with a hamstring injury and RB Terrance West left with a calf injury. And so it begins.

I wasn't sure if the last sentence was you editorializing, or if it was actually Schefter.

Et tu, schefty?

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:05

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Brannock posted:

Is it me or does it seem like there are fewer injuries this year?

I wasn't really paying attention. I do remember that one cowboys linebacker going down last year and everyone predicting a sub 8-8 season only for them to do well enough and become one of the better teams in the league.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:09

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Browns trade 3 draft picks and manziel to the raiders for Trent Richardson

Manziel gets flipped to Jerry Jones

Raiders go superbowl

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:09

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chichevache posted:

I wasn't sure if the last sentence was you editorializing, or if it was actually Schefter.

Et tu, schefty?

.......

Oh, goddamnit.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:46

B.F. Hoodrich: May 16, 2006; welp

Dirt Worshipper posted:

if you fix the eyes, yeah

e:

lol

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:50

THE MACHO MAN: Nov 15, 2007; ...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Dirt Worshipper posted:

if you fix the eyes, yeah

e:

man if I didn't hate that idiot that would be a great av

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:53

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

THE MACHO MAN posted:

man if I didn't hate that idiot that would be a great av

I'll probably replace Crabs with him at some point, now that gore is gone :sigh:

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:54

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Dirt Worshipper posted:

I'll probably replace Crabs with him at some point, now that gore is gone

You sure you want a Kapatar? Maybe go with a young up-and-comer, like Chris Borland.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:57

THE MACHO MAN: Nov 15, 2007; ...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Dirt Worshipper posted:

I'll probably replace Crabs with him at some point, now that gore is gone

Hey that was a good one when it was relevant!

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:03

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Chichevache posted:

Omg, mine does.

Every time a college player (he's too cool to watch pro ball) points a finger to the heavens, he feels the need to point out that God isn't real, and even if he was he certainly didn't help the player score.

I really hope they just focus on Clowney's recovery or something, instead of 50 minutes of Watt lecturing on what it takes to be great.

I wanna

your dad.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:32

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

effectual posted:

I wanna your dad.

U wanna be an insufferable douche

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:34

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

PrinceRandom posted:

U wanna be an insufferable douche

Everyone's got their own aspirations

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:54

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

sweet thursday posted:

We should have a TFF goon meetup somewhere this year for Real

Panthers at Titans.

Best drinking city in the country.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:56

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

PrinceRandom posted:

U wanna be an insufferable douche

He's already succeeded don't worry

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:04

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The defense apparently punked the offense today in Bengals camp.

Going to take that as the pass rush finally figuring itself out, because if for some reason our O-line goes to hell we'll be 2-14.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:20

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Hard Knocks thread is up. Since practice started today in Houston, I made it a bit early.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:32

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

PrinceRandom posted:

U wanna be an insufferable douche

For real. When I say "every time" I mean every time. So basically every loving touchdown, sack, interception, or cool play is interrupted with a rant I've heard a million times before. :argh:

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:38

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:36

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Your dad sounds pretty goony.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:42

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