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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Everyone in GBS has a penis the size of a raisin and just as shrivelled up and it smells bad

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ur mom

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I.N.R.I posted:

Everyone in GBS has a penis the size of a raisin and just as shrivelled up and it smells bad

Balls 2 lol @ these sad beings

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Chiseled n looking good

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



My dick is more of an flesh acorn because I over hydrate smooth to the touch push and it's like the middle of a koosh ball basically it looks like a koosh ball

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

social vegan posted:

My dick is more of an flesh acorn because I over hydrate smooth to the touch push and it's like the middle of a koosh ball basically it looks like a koosh ball

Yea I can see it

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Best part of a koosh ball dick? Thanks for asking, best part is I can order p much anything off of think geek and masrurbate w it

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

ribbed for your pleasure

im also amused that his shoe is trademarked

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I remember when i was like 10 and first looking up porn i saw a pic and the penis was brown and i thought it was just a big piece of poop coming out the girls butt because i couldnt get a good look and i was like "thats really gross" and closed the page

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

That Robot posted:

ribbed for your pleasure

im also amused that his shoe is trademarked

playas be hatin on my raisin 1's

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*looks down, moves humongous gut out of the way.*

Checks out.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
gbs posters likely didn't learn to wash their dick properly until their mid-to-late teens.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



VendaGoat posted:

*looks down, moves humongous gut out of the way.*

Checks out.

As if. If I could navigate my fat to scavenge for food I'd be even fatter than I am now

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

School Nickname posted:

gbs posters likely didn't learn to wash their dick properly until their mid-to-late teens.

I never directly washed my rear end in a top hat probably until around then.
I mean you're taught to wash yourself right, and you generally know what that means. You wash your hands which means scrubbing em with soap, no big deal I can extrapolate that to the rest of my body. Except nobody actually explicitly told me "make sure to wash your goddamn rear end in a top hat". It might seem weird but it's something that gets overlooked. Your rear end in a top hat is where poop comes out of and poop is gross so don't touch the poop maker - I suppose that was the logic I used? I don't know I didn't really think about it at the time. I grew up catholic too, so I guess there was some kind of weird guilt "naughty place" taboo that went along with it.

Make sure to give your butthole a scrub folks. My quality of life went up when I made that connection. Hell now I sometimes will even get up to a knuckle in there to make sure it's really clean.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I wash it once a week

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Not everyone. Some don't even have penises.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the only way op can prove this is if he has a seance and contacts his dead mother in the afterlife about it.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
hell yeah

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

it's true but mine is the tiniest

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tuxedo Gin posted:

it's true but mine is the tiniest

Crazy stuff

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

JebanyPedal posted:

I remember when i was like 10 and first looking up porn i saw a pic and the penis was brown and i thought it was just a big piece of poop coming out the girls butt because i couldnt get a good look and i was like "thats really gross" and closed the page

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

you suck op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

it's true but mine is the tiniest

Phew! I'm glad this isn't me!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

*places hand on temple* I'm sensing something... something from the netherworld. Something with a D. Someone from the afterlife is communicating something with a D in it. Is there anyone in the audience that sounds familiar to?

op: my mom almost always had a dick in her... when she was alive.

*frightening music plays*

garbage horse
Jul 31, 2015

lovin it
not only that but lol when our junks come together we call it jungle 2 jungle :-}

e: because of the voluminous pubic hair

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


you would know op

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Everyone in GBS has a micro penis. Their brains are even smaller than their tiny penises as well

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

at least you got the tiny part right

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cant aruge with that...

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
stop being a hate-filled loser inro come on man

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

Everyone in GBS has a micro penis. Their brains are even smaller than their tiny penises as well

wow that is really rude

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Boy gets trapped in well because he tripped over his own ego lol

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

JebanyPedal posted:

Boy gets trapped in well because he tripped over his own ego lol

:golfclap:

naem
May 29, 2011

My penis is nine inches long and has a generally agreeable smell I've been told

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

naem posted:

My penis is nine inches long and has a generally agreeable smell I've been told

pics??

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Everyone in GBS has a weiner the size of a matchstick but not as long

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Mine is much larger than average and smells like vagina because I just got done having day sex

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

Everyone in GBS has a weiner the size of a matchstick but not as long

dude what the gently caress

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i'll have you know that all of my penises are quite massive when engorged

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