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The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

School Nickname posted:

gbs posters likely didn't learn to wash their dick properly until their mid-to-late teens.

I never directly washed my rear end in a top hat probably until around then.
I mean you're taught to wash yourself right, and you generally know what that means. You wash your hands which means scrubbing em with soap, no big deal I can extrapolate that to the rest of my body. Except nobody actually explicitly told me "make sure to wash your goddamn rear end in a top hat". It might seem weird but it's something that gets overlooked. Your rear end in a top hat is where poop comes out of and poop is gross so don't touch the poop maker - I suppose that was the logic I used? I don't know I didn't really think about it at the time. I grew up catholic too, so I guess there was some kind of weird guilt "naughty place" taboo that went along with it.

Make sure to give your butthole a scrub folks. My quality of life went up when I made that connection. Hell now I sometimes will even get up to a knuckle in there to make sure it's really clean.

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