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Why would you get married at like 20-25 which is how old they all are. marriage is a stupid thing anyways, what's the point of it. Just be happy with someone and gently caress the state gently caress the church gently caress everybody else. Never loving getting married or having kids, gently caress that poo poo. It's all insane. this whole life is insane, it's bullshit. Why am I doing this why do I put up with it why should I care about anything. it'd be nice if I could just pass on in my sleep from some painless gas leak or something then I wouldn't have to loving worry about this poo poo anymore. it's pointless anyways so why not get to the only possible POINT there is and loving kill yourself
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:20 |
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Yolo Swag
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:21 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why would you get married at like 20-25 which is how old they all are. Good luck to your friends.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:22 |
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get used to it. i knew a girl who kept posting her wedding photos for a solid year and i was worried she was trapped in the marriage dimension
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:22 |
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tenancy by the entirety is for fuckin dweebs let the bank attach my martial home i give no fucks.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:tenancy by the entirety is for fuckin dweebs let the bank attach my martial home i give no fucks. you can think you are above it all but one day you'll wake up and find out you're common law-ed to your anime body pillow
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:24 |
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Marriage is a sacrilegious ward repelling nihilism and degeneracy, you should be happy for them instead of spitting swears and spite online. Or better yet don't use facebook because it's stupid.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:28 |
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i keep seeing your mom
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:30 |
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cant wait to get married, have kids, have a job and be normal person. this is what i strive for, i want to belong. maybe one day ill be on facebook. one day
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:31 |
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i keep seeing people repost lovely quotes from facebook your advice, gbs?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:32 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why would you get married at like 20-25 which is how old they all are. marriage is a stupid thing anyways, what's the point of it. Just be happy with someone and gently caress the state gently caress the church gently caress everybody else. Never loving getting married or having kids, gently caress that poo poo. It's all insane. this whole life is insane, it's bullshit. Why am I doing this why do I put up with it why should I care about anything. it'd be nice if I could just pass on in my sleep from some painless gas leak or something then I wouldn't have to loving worry about this poo poo anymore. it's pointless anyways so why not get to the only possible POINT there is and loving kill yourself whoa dude you mad?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:32 |
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people who get engaged on facebook aern't necessarily planning to get married any time soon, they just enjoy their friends leaving comments and upvotes on the status change
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:34 |
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I feel really sick
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:35 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:it'd be nice if I could just pass on in my sleep from some painless gas leak or something You say this like it's this impossible task instead of one of the most easily accomplishable things in human history. 'Oh, woe is me, if only I had a stove or a garage or hands with which to operate those things!' I mean don't kill yourself yadda yadda yadda but don't come in here crying like its hard.
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Naerasa posted:You say this like it's this impossible task instead of one of the most easily accomplishable things in human history. 'Oh, woe is me, if only I had a stove or a garage or hands with which to operate those things!' I wasn't really saying that, I just meant if I didn't have to worry about the decision.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 21:14 |
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marriage is gay now, no one should get married out of protest
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:06 |
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If u bomb a marriage u get a card in the mail calling u a human being try it
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:07 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why would you get married at like 20-25 which is how old they all are. marriage is a stupid thing anyways, what's the point of it. Just be happy with someone and gently caress the state gently caress the church gently caress everybody else. Never loving getting married or having kids, gently caress that poo poo. It's all insane. this whole life is insane, it's bullshit. Why am I doing this why do I put up with it why should I care about anything. it'd be nice if I could just pass on in my sleep from some painless gas leak or something then I wouldn't have to loving worry about this poo poo anymore. it's pointless anyways so why not get to the only possible POINT there is and loving kill yourself You'll be in your second marriage by 27
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:26 |
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argh facebook, why you gota do this bwahaha
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:27 |
Got married so we can file our taxes together and get a larger refund come tax time. Hth
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:29 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why would you get married at like 20-25 which is how old they all are. marriage is a stupid thing anyways, what's the point of it. Just be happy with someone and gently caress the state gently caress the church gently caress everybody else. Never loving getting married or having kids, gently caress that poo poo. It's all insane. this whole life is insane, it's bullshit. Why am I doing this why do I put up with it why should I care about anything. it'd be nice if I could just pass on in my sleep from some painless gas leak or something then I wouldn't have to loving worry about this poo poo anymore. it's pointless anyways so why not get to the only possible POINT there is and loving kill yourself i got married at 23 because we like the extra money we get through tax benefits and also why not? if your parents offered to pay for a big party where all your friends and family could get drunk together, you would do it, too. sadly parents wont offer to do that for their single son who never leaves their basement, or if they think you/your spouse are failures (pretty reasonable imo) i dont think you thought this through much, maybe youre too focused on being sad and lonely and didnt think about the benefits of marrying someone that you dont mind spending forever with anyway e: plus when i put my status down as "married" or introduce someone to my wife people automatically assume i have my poo poo together. if youve roped someone into signing an agreement to spending the rest of their life with you, there are a lot of assumptions that go along with that. you get the benefit of the doubt for tons of stuff, job interviews are easier, etc etc. introducing someone as your girlfriend is anywhere from "i met this girl at the bar last week" to "we've been together 10 years and have two kids" but strangers cant know without asking personal questions, when you're married its like welp, youve at least got one thing going right in your life Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Aug 1, 2015 |
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Also, we made money from our wedding, even after paying for our two week vacation in Punta Cana for our honeymoon. So we got to party and get drunk with friends, take a two week vacation all inclusive, and technically get paid to do it. Sounds like getting married is quite awesome op. Sorry you'll never get to experience because you're gross and fat
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:41 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Also, we made money from our wedding, even after paying for our two week vacation in Punta Cana for our honeymoon. yeah this too. even if your family isnt rich you still come out ahead because you get a ton of stuff youd have to buy anyway. the little poo poo adds up e: also gross and fat people marry other gross and fat people so thats not why op isnt ever getting married, you have to be really awful to not be able to find someone on your level to spend the rest of your life with. gotta have someone wrong with you more than looks
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:42 |
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YOLO
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:43 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i got married at 23 because we like the extra money we get through tax benefits and also why not? if your parents offered to pay for a big party where all your friends and family could get drunk together, you would do it, too. sadly parents wont offer to do that for their single son who never leaves their basement, or if they think you/your spouse are failures (pretty reasonable imo) no one thinks any of these things
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:50 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why would you get married at like 20-25 which is how old they all are. marriage is a stupid thing anyways, what's the point of it. Just be happy with someone and gently caress the state gently caress the church gently caress everybody else. Never loving getting married or having kids, gently caress that poo poo. It's all insane. this whole life is insane, it's bullshit. Why am I doing this why do I put up with it why should I care about anything. it'd be nice if I could just pass on in my sleep from some painless gas leak or something then I wouldn't have to loving worry about this poo poo anymore. it's pointless anyways so why not get to the only possible POINT there is and loving kill yourself
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:57 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:yeah this too. even if your family isnt rich you still come out ahead because you get a ton of stuff youd have to buy anyway. the little poo poo adds up I like how your posts fit perfectly with your name. Tell me more about your married life.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:58 |
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spud posted:I like how your posts fit perfectly with your name. same w you
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:04 |
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ice been farting non stop for hours
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:06 |
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my facebook is full of pregnancy announcements and im like thank god its those loving rubes and not me
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my teeyh feel weird like im aware of my teeth too much im aware of their position and feeling they deel weird in goings to pass out good.nigjt
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Blue Raider posted:my facebook is full of pregnancy announcements and im like thank god its those loving rubes and not me same
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:10 |
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same and I'm still in college.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:12 |
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Huh, a goon doesn't understand committed loving relationships? I'll be damned.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:32 |
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Inevitable posted:Huh, a goon doesn't understand committed loving relationships? I'll be damned. tbf a lot of married people dont understand committed loving relationships either, lol
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:35 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:same w you Can you give me some examples please? I am trying to be a better poster, and aligning said posts with my name would be great. Many thanks, Spud.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:58 |
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Please don't sign your posts
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:59 |
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and in a couple of years youll be seeing those same ppl setting their status as single it the circle of life
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spud posted:Can you give me some examples please? I am trying to be a better poster, and aligning said posts with my name would be great. dont change anything you are perfect for gbs
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