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Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

the meme is played out

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:10

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Inevitable posted:

the meme is played out

Fine. Get a few women that actually have the ovaries to take a chance.

Ladies, quit being meek.

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:55

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

i never was gay

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:57

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:57

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

oh so now only the op gets to be gay?

# ? Aug 1, 2015 23:57

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

I tried but gay is a permanent revolution

The best permanent revolution

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:01

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:02

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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TEAYCHES posted:

im gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:02

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

im straight and proud but glad to blow a bro every now and then to help out a friend

just no gay stuff for me, thanks

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:12

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

im straight and proud but glad to blow a bro every now and then to help out a friend

just no gay stuff for me, thanks

it's not gay if you blow your mate on a lark

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:15

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jerry Cotton posted:

it's not gay if you blow your mate on a lark

i dont know what birds have to do with anything but i agree with the first 8 words

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:15

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i dont know what birds have to do with anything but i agree with the first 8 words

unsurprising you don't know about birds since ur gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:17

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

You're gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:18

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jerry Cotton posted:

unsurprising you don't know about birds since ur gay

i say no homo before and after every brojob so sorry buddy, you are wrong about that

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:19

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:22

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Inevitable posted:

Don't gently caress Asian dudes?

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:25

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Knock this poo poo off, gay people

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:27

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

im lez

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:28

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

im gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:29

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

TOOT BOOT posted:

im lez

im gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:32

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Inevitable posted:

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:33

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Inevitable posted:

the universal sign for "if youre gonna gently caress someone in the rear end at least have the decency to give them a reacharound"

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:34

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

TOOT BOOT posted:

im lez

Can you PM me pics

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:35

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

i tried, but whoops wouldn't ya known it i can't help but funnel cocks into my butthole!

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:36

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Lucky Guy posted:

i tried, but whoops wouldn't ya known it i can't help but funnel cocks into my butthole!

just lol if you need a funnel

# ? Aug 2, 2015 00:39

thewireguy: Jul 2, 2013

It is a choice and you can pray it away.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:06

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

You know, what I was thinking, the other day.

OK, like you know how some novels like Anthony Burgess's The Wanting Seed from 1962 were about the future, and they talked about how due to the world population getting too big too fast, governments started to promote the idea of homosexuality? (The government put like ads and posters up with slogans like "It's sapiens to be homo")

Like, isn't that basically what is happening right now? All the stuff about gay rights, and respecting and embracing trans peeps (like there's the Bruce Jenner reality show and another reality show about a little kid who is already doing the trans thing), that's like all being promoted by the mass media and even like all over the Internet.

So like, that's being done to try to keep the world population down, right, because it's like way too many people now. Right?

Remember 1982's Swamp Thing where Ray Wise as Dr. Holland says he's making the Swamp Thing formula to make food bigger because by the year 2000 the world population would be 6 billion people?

!

I mean it's not like promoting it's OK to be gay and trans is gonna stop it but it probably helps some right?

# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:19

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Africa is supposed to have 4.2 billion people in 2100 lmao, and they are homophobic as gently caress.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:25

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

i have an awful lot of unprotected gay sex, but i am, in fact, not gay. not at all.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:28

plehsistential: Jan 29, 2012; death to all avatar havers

memes arent loving funny, they arent loving cute

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:37

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Inevitable posted:

umm, that's just going to make gay sons with incest fantasies.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:40

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

OP, but, you, are...... also ................. gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:45

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I don't know op I am pretty heavily invested in it I think I am beyond the turning point

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:50

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

plain blue jacket posted:

I don't know op I am pretty heavily invested in it I think I am beyond the turning point

sunk cost phallusy

this homosexual bubble is bound to pop, all the signs are there. get out while the market is high.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:57

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

they make women with penises now so you can be schrodingers gay

# ? Aug 2, 2015 14:27

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Maldoror posted:

You know, what I was thinking, the other day.

OK, like you know how some novels like Anthony Burgess's The Wanting Seed from 1962 were about the future, and they talked about how due to the world population getting too big too fast, governments started to promote the idea of homosexuality? (The government put like ads and posters up with slogans like "It's sapiens to be homo")

Like, isn't that basically what is happening right now? All the stuff about gay rights, and respecting and embracing trans peeps (like there's the Bruce Jenner reality show and another reality show about a little kid who is already doing the trans thing), that's like all being promoted by the mass media and even like all over the Internet.

So like, that's being done to try to keep the world population down, right, because it's like way too many people now. Right?

Remember 1982's Swamp Thing where Ray Wise as Dr. Holland says he's making the Swamp Thing formula to make food bigger because by the year 2000 the world population would be 6 billion people?

!

I mean it's not like promoting it's OK to be gay and trans is gonna stop it but it probably helps some right?

The last time I tried arguing that the world population was increasing in GBS, some human being called me "Malthusian" and said the population isn't actually increasing, lol

# ? Aug 2, 2015 14:41