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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
*blood pressure is 184/121*

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i'm dipping the donut

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
this breakfast occurs at 3:45 in the afternoon

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
This isn't nearly enough donuts to call breakfast, more like a light snack. I wish I had like a dozen of these donuts.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i put my weiner in the donut

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I never understood the ideal of having pancakes and donuts and poo poo for breakfast.

But then I love an English Breakfast with all the trimmings, which is probably even worse for you.

Breakfasts are weird guys.

It means.....BREAK......YOUR.....FAST.....think about that.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i shove the can of soda up my rear end in a top hat and whimper while i do it

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

gently caress donuts



get on my level

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Monday_ posted:

this breakfast occurs at 3:45 in the afternoon

Are you Hunter S. Thompson?

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
How can you all stand to mix sugars like that? :mad: *pours mountain dew down the drain and eats donut*

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
close OP it was three strips of bacon and a pepsi max

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

close OP it was three strips of bacon and a pepsi max

thats an improvement

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

spud posted:

I never understood the ideal of having pancakes and donuts and poo poo for breakfast.

But then I love an English Breakfast with all the trimmings, which is probably even worse for you.

Breakfasts are weird guys.

It means.....BREAK......YOUR.....FAST.....think about that.

The word literally refers to breaking the fasting period of the night before. Neat, huh?

There's nothing wrong with a full English breakfast. I can't stand a bunch of sweet pastries when I first wake up.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
if you sit in the back row of an american community college morning class you will see a half dozen people actually drinking a mtn dew for breakfast, it was very very depressing to repeatedly witness

always 20 oz bottles from vending machines, of course

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

extra stout posted:

if you sit in the back row of an american community college morning class you will see a half dozen people actually drinking a mtn dew for breakfast, it was very very depressing to repeatedly witness

always 20 oz bottles from vending machines, of course
we're more high class in public college

we drink monster for breakfast

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
*has diarrhea two hours later*

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Hey man that's only like a 600 cal breakfast. Just eat that same meal three times a day and you're good to go. Calories in, calories out, my man.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

symbolic posted:

we're more high class in public college

we drink monster for breakfast

sometimes i see trucks around here with the big monster decal on the back window and that makes me depressed too, ill be compiling a list of things that make me depressed now stay tuned

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

sometimes i see trucks around here with the big monster decal on the back window and that makes me depressed too, ill be compiling a list of things that make me depressed now stay tuned

Do they at least get paid to advertise it??

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

extra stout posted:

sometimes i see trucks around here with the big monster decal on the back window and that makes me depressed too, ill be compiling a list of things that make me depressed now stay tuned
this better be on 1st page GBS when i wake up in the morning

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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

symbolic posted:

we're more high class in public college

we drink monster for breakfast

uncanny. back in undergrad we split the difference and drank amps

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