*blood pressure is 184/121*
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:15 |
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i'm dipping the donut
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:54 |
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this breakfast occurs at 3:45 in the afternoon
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:56 |
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This isn't nearly enough donuts to call breakfast, more like a light snack. I wish I had like a dozen of these donuts.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:57 |
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i put my weiner in the donut
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:09 |
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I never understood the ideal of having pancakes and donuts and poo poo for breakfast. But then I love an English Breakfast with all the trimmings, which is probably even worse for you. Breakfasts are weird guys. It means.....BREAK......YOUR.....FAST.....think about that.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:12 |
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i shove the can of soda up my rear end in a top hat and whimper while i do it
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:12 |
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gently caress donuts get on my level
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:18 |
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Monday_ posted:this breakfast occurs at 3:45 in the afternoon Are you Hunter S. Thompson? 3:00 p.m. rise 3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills 3:45 cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill 4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill 4:15 cocaine 4:16 orange juice, Dunhill 4:30 cocaine 4:54 cocaine 5:05 cocaine 5:11 coffee, Dunhills 5:30 more ice in the Chivas 5:45 cocaine, etc., etc. 6:00 grass to take the edge off the day 7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas) 9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously 10:00 drops acid 11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass 11:30 cocaine, etc, etc. 12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write 12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies. 6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo 8:00 Halcyon 8:20 sleep
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:26 |
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How can you all stand to mix sugars like that? *pours mountain dew down the drain and eats donut*
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:26 |
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close OP it was three strips of bacon and a pepsi max
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:27 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:close OP it was three strips of bacon and a pepsi max thats an improvement
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:41 |
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spud posted:I never understood the ideal of having pancakes and donuts and poo poo for breakfast. The word literally refers to breaking the fasting period of the night before. Neat, huh? There's nothing wrong with a full English breakfast. I can't stand a bunch of sweet pastries when I first wake up.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 05:48 |
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if you sit in the back row of an american community college morning class you will see a half dozen people actually drinking a mtn dew for breakfast, it was very very depressing to repeatedly witness always 20 oz bottles from vending machines, of course
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:14 |
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extra stout posted:if you sit in the back row of an american community college morning class you will see a half dozen people actually drinking a mtn dew for breakfast, it was very very depressing to repeatedly witness we drink monster for breakfast
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:15 |
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*has diarrhea two hours later*
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:15 |
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Hey man that's only like a 600 cal breakfast. Just eat that same meal three times a day and you're good to go. Calories in, calories out, my man.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:17 |
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symbolic posted:we're more high class in public college sometimes i see trucks around here with the big monster decal on the back window and that makes me depressed too, ill be compiling a list of things that make me depressed now stay tuned
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:39 |
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extra stout posted:sometimes i see trucks around here with the big monster decal on the back window and that makes me depressed too, ill be compiling a list of things that make me depressed now stay tuned Do they at least get paid to advertise it??
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:41 |
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extra stout posted:sometimes i see trucks around here with the big monster decal on the back window and that makes me depressed too, ill be compiling a list of things that make me depressed now stay tuned
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:42 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:15 |
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symbolic posted:we're more high class in public college uncanny. back in undergrad we split the difference and drank amps
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 10:54 |